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I'm just curious how many dancers may read this message board. I don't believe any of the dancers I know read this but sometimes I wonder. I doubt anyone knows what I look like anyway.

Over the weekend I was sitting with a beautiful young dancer that I have come to know from various strip club visits. At one point in our conversation, she was differentiating herself from another dancer by saying that she,…

Imagine having 4 of the hottest porn stars in town for the weekend of 9/6 to 9/9. Not sure if Misty Rain Teri Weigel Stephine Swift and Sunset Thomas all appear on each night or one night a piece. This…

I was asking a potential PD candidate seated on my lap what areas of her hot body I could violate. While the club's loud music localized the beginning of her answer ("everything but my...), an abrupt song ending allowed a…

What ever happedned to Lowlander? Used to be a regular poster a while back. Anyone know?

What are the best clubs in OKC for finding extras? Or at the very least a place where ladies may be willing to make some cash after hours?

I'm curious what thoughts any of you might have about the ladies at strip clubs that don't participate in the stage rotations but work the floor for private dances or VIP room engagements. How do they stack up against…

I know this question will probably sound very stupid to some of you, but I figured this was the best place to get a valid answer to my question. My wife and I are going to hire a dancer to do…

What are your thoughts.....When traveling on business do you let a dancer know you are from out of town? - Maybe they will be more likely to offer OTC as they figure you have a room and are free for a…

We all need to unite after reading a recent comment in a discussion - sort of a man law - Fuglies are getting too comon in clubs and the herd needs to be pared (sp?) down. Never buy a lap dance…

The following three instances of "quaint" dialog may or may not have been overheard at strip clubs. You decide! The names, at least, are definitely fictional. 1. Kevin and Juliet. Juliet, a dancer who has just finished her…

Excerpt from a recent playful VIP negotiation with RNM (Random New Meat): DG: Do you like to grind? NM: (knowingly) Yes. DG: Do you start in your g-string? (as opposed to watching a half-song striptease.) NM: (more knowingly) Yes. DG: Will you stay in my…

What clubs are the best for the younger college type girls (18-22 yr old)? Real tits and good milage. Sometimes I hate the older girls who are jaded after striping for a number of years.

Last night at Dancers Showclub in Indy, I had several bizarre experiences that made me feel totally out of sync with two members of the staff. When my waitress approached me, I ordered a cocktail with Tanqueray gin. She asked me…

I guess this is mainly a question for when you're visiting a new club or one where you aren't a regular. Once you've seen all the dancers working and decided which ones you want to get dances with, how successful…

Hello Gentleman, I am going to Vegas for the first time in a week from DC and was wondering if you all had some suggestions to make my vacation a little more exciting. I had a few questions: 1.…

We've all spent enough time in clubs to pick up on a stripper vibe. Some girls seem born to be strippers or seem like naturals. Another thread got me thinking. We've done the celebrity stripper several times,…

A couple come to mind ... Vida Guerra.....great ass and tits, great face and seems to be a fun girl Carmen Elektra - but not so sure after dating Dennis Rodman - might have destroyed the kitty - but great body…

I noticed when I watch amateur contests, some girls seem like real amateurs and then others seem like strippers from somewhere else. The girls who fail to take their tops off or act like real amateurs give a good…

Couple nights ago I happened to catch the worst flogging I've seen to date. Besides the usual antics (tied to the pole, body graffiti with permanent markers, WWE-worthy stage LDs, ripped clothes, etc.), the drunken victim got the shit beat out…

Do you have one? Is it saving you money or did you get it for the perks or both? I'm wondering how many clubs have this type of card.

Anyone ever seen an obvious lesbian/dyke customer in a club? I know supposedly a lot of the dancers are bi or lesbians, or at least act the part for the "fantasy". But on a visit last month in…

How much would you pay to watch a stripper pee? How about to choke her on a loaf of bread? At a club I go to, there's a guy who comes in with a roll of plastic wrap to spread on…

Well in response to a question, I did a search and found that watching breasts does slow down the aging process. Who thinks we should try to get some government grant money to do a study of watching breasts…

My regulars know better, but Newer Meat occasionally tries variations of the "I'm having a bad (low money) night" routine, preying on both potential sympathy and wallet. It's almost always just a ploy. And I'm there to be seduced, not to be…