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I was wondering how many of your ATF’s or dancer’s know of your tuscl nickname and reviews I recently had an argument with one dancer who did know my tuscl nick from a review that posted about her former club. It…

An addiction to clubs (or maybe that's aDICKtion)... I believe it is truly an addiction, I know it is in my case. What was the defining moment that led to your addiction; what got you started clubbing? In my case,…

How many times have you been waiting to hookup with a dancer that you've had your eye on all evening, when a so-so dancer decides to sit at your table, or worse yet a "fugly" (I like that term) sits…

Ever thought what exactly makes a girl attractive to you? Is it something in your genes or was it your views and experiences as you grew up? Some things seem easy to understand like smooth tone legs and…

We have a lot of topics currently going about various so-called features of strip clubs most of us could do without: annoying DJs, tip walks, bathroom attendants, VIP-room cameras, bird dogs. Which of these bugs you so much that you'd…

Is dating a stripper like riding a moped? It's a lot of fun but you have to be careful your friends don't see you doing it?

Well I finally met another TUSCL denizen today. Met minnow at Bare Elegance in Los Angeles at lunchtime. Great guy! I bought him a watered down drink (as promised) and he reciprocated, as a true gentleman would. Was able to…

In case no one is following the news here in Vegas this club was forced to close their doors after being unable to procure a TRO to the effect of letting them remain open. It is unknown…

In case any of you haven't seen this: 12 arrested for prostitution ads on Web Posted 9/9/2006 7:33 AM ET E-mail LEVITTOWN, Pa. (AP) — Police in Bucks County have charged 12 women after an investigation into prostitutes who allegedly…

Well, some government officials have again decided our moral values. Check this site for the latest from Hillsborough County in Florida. http://www.baynews9.com/content/36/2006/9/8/181180.html

I'm in an area where the nearest nude club is a dive about 25-30 minutes away in the middle of nowhere. But there are several topless clubs that I visit. Anyway, have you ever had a girl flash her pussy…

First of all, I know for the most part dancers only care about the money but over the years it seems that race might play apart(to some degree) in how much mileage you get during a lapdance. I have gotten…

Most of my local clubs videotape and monitor all the action (stage, floor, VIP). How does/would this affect your enjoyment? Personally, I always try to give them the best porn show possible within club policy. DG

When is it time to cut your losses with a dancer and move on? I'm talking more specifically about a "long term relationship" or maybe that gets back to the term "regular". Also, what are the signs that SHE'S done…

I've been a regular with quite a few dancers over the years. After having been absent from my home club(s) for quite a while combined with the high turnover rate, I now find that I am an non-regular.…

HERE WE GO STEELERS HERE WE GO!! Sorry, couldn't resist. I now return you to our shared obsession.

...or if you've never been in a true clip joint, what's the closest thing? In case you don't know, a clip joint is a bar that promises some kind of sexual entertainment but never delivers, then sticks you with an exhorbitant…

Have you ever seen the guy that seems to have all of the girls stopping at and/or sitting with him at his table? He doesn't look especially wealthy, isn't the best looking dude, but yet there always seems to…

Another senseless way for dancers to spend their time, instead of making money on the floor, is the time they spend in the dressing room. Typically, early in my visit to a club, I will make it a point…

I know I can spot myself being a "sucker" for a stripper a mile away. I've done it many times, and am sure I will again... fortunately, I don't get down on myself about it. Here are…

Here's a topic I've struggled with in the clubs. Identifying when the good times have peaked and leaving before the inevitable let down. Other than the obvious "climax" of the good times, what do you look for as…

The stripper whom I spent good money on and had many pleasurable times with is back at the club I frequent. She is/was 'the one'. Operative term being was. No person has ever had the influence…

I'm usually not too fond of having someone standing around in the men's bathroom taking tips for simply putting soap on your hands and/or giving you a paper towel to dry your hands off after you wash them. I…

What are your favorite club songs ? I'm in love with a stripper,Nasty Girl ,Promiscuos,(Soon Come...Earl ?)

I never could understand why so many dancers choose to sit down and chat, when they could be making money doing dances. Usually, it's a table with 3, 4 maybe a half-dozen girls just having a smoke and talking.…