THE ANTI-ROMANTIC THREAD

ok....i just got through counting the number of threads on here by romantic lover that are against strippers...16....and probably more,since the page cant show ALL the threads of the past..just the more current ones.16 ways and angles to express bitterness and hate.is anyone BORED beyond BELIEF yet by all that hate in every way possible?i know i am...

i,m a dancer(no duh,right?)and i,m going to take this moment to express my point of view about him and people like him and doing my chosen profession.first of all,someone as hateful towards strippers as he is has NO BUSINESS having a name like ROMANTICLOVER .geez....talk about a contridiction in terms.from reading all his posts he sounds like some bitter old man that got ticked off at a dancer he wanted on the outside but couldnt have...or got all romantic on a dancer and maybe stalked her and she had him kicked out of the club.in any case,he didnt get what he wanted...and so,here is he,a hateful angry man...or,...it could just be a case of someone who likes pissing other people off on a message board...any way you go its STILL BORING.

anyone that comes into a club looking for romance or love is gonna be either sorely disappointed or left with their heart aching for the emoion you just arent gonna get in a club.thats not our love..to love you or give you love....we are there to ENTERTAIN...with no emotional strings attached.if we want love we probably have someone at home that has that postion filled already,and we are happy to keep that seperate from what we do.you cant love a complete stranger that you dont know and cant really get to know in a noisy,smoky,enviroment like a club...get real!the most you might find is LUST and lust is a fleeting thing not meant for forever....

if i encounter someone that i can feel has been waaaayy too lonley for too long and hungry for affection,i proceed delicately and with caution...if they come at me strong with repeated requests to get together somehow,i politely say no.when you dance for a number of years(like i have)you can sense things about people....lonliness is a horrible thing,and when a person has been terribly lonley,it shows all over them....from the look in the eyes to how they touch and hold you and dont want to let go...they almost cling for dear life.i,m happy to entertain,but when a person gets too handsy or clingy that bothers me.i,m not a cold person,mind you,but i work enough in the feild of fantasy that i know what is on the grounds of entertainment and what is reality..and things like caressing,kissing,long hugging,pawing and groping really belong in the intimate category and best left to somene that really cares for you outside the club..not to a dancer who doesnt know you,doesnt love you,and just wants to entertain you...and you shouldnt walk into a club looking for things like that..its not our responsiblity to fill those needs and wants in your life.

here are a list of DONTS that should keep you on the straight and narrow when you go into a club and prevent any headaches

1)dont fall in love with any pretty face or body you see(they dont know you,therefore they cant love you)
2)dont ask for time outside of the club...we dancers know you either want to screw us,or just look for free time that means we wont get paid for,or it,ll mess up our money cause you,ll never come see us for dances again
3)dont grab or paw at our privates..they arent yours,you have no buisness touching them like a sleazy perv in the name of trying to get all you can for 20 bucks
4)for gods sakes man...DONT LICK OR SUCK ON ANYTHING ....EWWWWW!i have YET to talk to a dancer who liked that sort of thing...if anything,when you do it,they run to the dressing room afterwards,bitching,and reaching for alcohol and baby wipes..and when you come back in for another dance,they roll their eyes and say"oh,its mr lick on everything..god!i hate dancing for him!"
5)when you come in smelling bad,yeah,we notice..a little sweat,no problem,thats normal...but if you,ve done alot of sweatingor are really dirty,common sense should tell you you probably smell to high heaven..and dancers might stay away from you because they dont want to stink all night after the one dance and they might lose out on other dances because of you stinking up their bodies and their costumes...and bad breath..we have to deal with that too...2 words..breath mints...you know how we dancers deal with people with bad breath or boad body oder?we either face away or keep our noses away from the persons bad breath when we dance,or we keep our bodies slightly back and away during a dance.
6)dealing with people who are drunk isnt fun..or those on drugs,and no,that shit doesnt make you sexy to us..you are just drunk and probably gonna be a handful in a not so fun kinda way.while we are on the subject,big nasty cigars dont turn us on either...they stink up the bar..and we arent impressed if you,re smoking one like a bigshot.flashing a big wad of cash doesnt win you points either...dancers have seen that before....the flashing of money that never really gets spent...you want to impress us?dont be stingy..SPEND IT.otherwise word will get around that you,re a cheapass and we,ll all stay away from you because you,re not doing anything productive.arrogant attitudes dont do anything good either...leave those at the door....i dont care if you,re a ceo for a company or a president of whatever..titles dont impress me....so what you,re a executive?how does that affect me?it doesnt....so why should i care?i dont.i care about how you behave in my company and if you,re going to tip and get dances....anything else is extra on your part or my part.

dancers also know that bachelor parties are mostly headaches..one or two guys in the whole group will have money,the rest will be broke and looking for free feels....ditto that on groups of guys coming in together....trouble....packs of wolves dont all eat together..if one doesnt eat,then the others will feel guilty and not eat either..leave the boys at home if you can.

well,thats my list for now..later