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Our good friend FONDL has written an excellent primer on the different kind of strip clubs.  I am so impressed I plan to start using his categories in my reviews and would like to invite all regular posters to do…

Nicole Kidman- she was born in the US.  Whats with the fake Australian bullshit?  She is almost as bad as Tina Turner and her fake british accent.  Nicole looks like she used the same plastic surgeoun as Mickey Rourke and…

The never ending list continues...<br /> <br /> Oprah Winfrey- a rich, ugly, fat, black woman who tries to tell everyone what they should and shouldn't do.&nbsp; Wants to be the national decision maker.&nbsp; As much of a cult leader as Jim…

Vanessa Williams<br /> Faith Hill<br /> Cindy Crawford<br /> Sophie Marceau<br /> Nigella Lawson<br /> Elisha Cuthbert<br /> Jennifer Connelly<br /> Julianne Hough<br /> Aisha Tyler<br /> Robin Meade

It has been a while since my last list of women I don't get.&nbsp; Since then I have come up with some new ones.<br /> <br /> Uma Thurman- Looks like a guy.<br /> <br /> Rhianna- Great voice- average looks at best.<br /> <br…

Diane Lane<br /> Julianne Moore<br /> Jessica Biel<br /> Kate Beckinsale<br /> Gisele Bundchen<br /> Monica Bellucci<br /> Penelope Cruz<br /> Brooke Burke<br /> Padma Lakshimi<br /> Jennifer Love Hewitt<br /> Keely Hazell

Recently I was invited to join the networking site called Tagged.&nbsp; It is very similar to Facebook and Myspace from what I am told.&nbsp; Everyone creates a profile, pictures can be added, messages and comments left, etc, etc.&nbsp; You can…

With all due respect to Shadowcat and his longtime employer, the airlines suck!&nbsp; And at the top of the airline shit pile is US Airways.&nbsp; Because of where I live, I am at the mercy of these bastards, and I…

My last blog about Lindsey Lohan got me thinking about how redheads have had a significant influence on my life.&nbsp; From the gorgeous, busty redhead in high school, to the perky redhead in college, to the hot, aggressive redhead coworker…

Whoever had LiLo in the pool wins! She is certainly no Marilyn.&nbsp; And what's with those nipples?&nbsp; Oh well. Its hard to complain about naked twenty-something boobs.&nbsp; Especially ones with freckles.<br /> <br /> Here is the link if you wish to…

I tried to watch some of the 50th Anniversary Grammy Awards program last night.&nbsp; I only have&nbsp;two questions... who are these people? and why should I care?<br /> <br /> <u><b>Who?</b></u><br /> <br /> Paramore<br /> Chris Brown<br /> Corrine Bailey Rae<br /> Feist<br /> Ledisi<br /> Raheem DeVaughn<br…

Spent another afternoon at Wacko's in Jax.&nbsp; Went back with some cash to spend on Ginger, who I met yesterday.&nbsp; Ginger is in her mid-late 30's, and did everything right from the time I walked in until the time I…

Have been thinking about doing this for a long time.&nbsp; I know this is a strip club site, but I am not sure I will be able to confine my opinions to that topic alone.<br /> <br /> Am I the only…

and some you just can't tell ... The other night the dancer I least expected whispered to me “You know I do extras, right?” I had gotten some typically low mileage dances from her on previous visits, and thought…

There's a dancer at my favorite club who really puts on a show. She wears costumes she makes herself, and is great at pole tricks. When she's on stage the place pretty much comes to a standstill. Every eye in…

In case you were wondering, at the Platinum Plus in Columbia. It is $30 per day plus $5 to the DJ and another $5 to the manager. If she works past 7PM (shift change)it is an additional $5 for the…

This is from a post by Wallanon: Somehow it seems the spirit of the Articles section has taken a turn for the worse. There are some nice articles here to be read, buried somewhere amongst the dozens of rejected reviews that…

Has any one ever seen a dancer with a Butt Plug while on stage? See my Midway Ohio, Baby Dolls review. Skip

One one of my visits to OG in Vegas I noticed a pretty lady walking past me by herself dressed nicely but obviously not a dancer/stripper. She sat down within eyesight and after a short while called me over, she…

Recently one of my favs gave me a scalp massage with her fingernails. She had just come from having her nails done and they were really sharp so it both hurt/felt really good at the same time and was…

While negotiating FS OTC with a stripper many years ago in Memphis, I was offered this. Since I already had a hotel room, I did not pursue it. Just wondering if any of you have done this. Sounds a bit…

Anyone see, hear, experience, etc., anything memorable and/or unique? Have you ever offered up an idea to a club owner or manager? Did they run with it?

NO, I'm NOT a man......*giggle* I'll bet a few of you were worried weren't you..........lol Ok, so I'm adding photos to my profile, and I really do want your opinions on whether or not you are disapointed.........I…

Explain yourselves if you please.........."OTC" "ITC".....etc. Fill in all these voids in conversation for an "innocent newbie" such as myself, I am completely lost! You might as well be "bleeping" out the bad stuff because it's over my head in most threads,…

I have done both with strippers ITC and OTC but want to confine this to ITC experiences. Fucking is the ultimate customer fantasy. It does happen. The advantage is that she can ride your cock reverse cow girl style and still…