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Whale of a Dancer Gets My Phone Number :( . . .


A few weeks ago over at Angels as I'm leaving this former dancer with rolls of fat grabs me and gives me a bear hug. :( With my frail body, I was sure she was going to break some bones and if serendipitous just kill me.

She was so happy to see me and *unfortunately* knew a lot about me. The only thing that didn't match is her body. I will NOT buy a lot of dances from a blubber blob. Sometimes with begging I'll buy one dance and then it has to be true desperation e.g. zero customers due to rain or police. I just don't like getting dances from fat dancers; screw intelligence, personality, skill, whatever.

She is claiming that I bought a lot of dances from her way back years earlier. My immediate thought is FRAUD! But, unfortunately it isn't that unusual for dancers at Angels and other black clubs to strive for being WHALES. There is a strong demand for rolls of blubber (cheaper by the pound & more to love). I remember this real stunner who I did buy a bunch of dances from. She just thought the whale dancers were the greatest and that was her ideal. Sure enough she turned into a blubber blob to the point I barely recognized her. Fortunately, she understood how I felt about fat so she didn't even try for dances----besides she had plenty of blubber butt admiring customers. Yuck.

If this dancer was telling the truth, then I didn't want to be rude. And, I was still smarting from the bear hug. :( Anyway she wants my number. I tell her she can input it into my address book and if I'm interested I'll give her a call, but don't be expecting a call. Instead, she uses my phone to call her number! :( And, she was bothering me with calls. :(

Well, I finally got the lowdown on who she is from a couple different dancers. She was ALWAYS big. When she calls yet again I tell her that she must have me confused with someone else. She starts telling me about myself and asks how could she be confused. I say because I don't buy dances from big dancers and I've learned that you were always big and didn't just decide to get big. She says what is wrong with big. I say I like small and there is NO WAY that I was buying dances from you if you were always big.

Now, she says she wasn't going to be bothering me for dances. She just wanted a little financial help. :( NO. NO. NO. And, goodbye. Actually, I wouldn't mind helping out *a little* if I wasn't hurting financially. And, yes they are free to use the *little* help anyway they so please---just spare me the details if it illegal or stupid.


22 comments

  • jablake
    16 years ago

    I posted before about my barber (he's Haitian) wanting me to see his favorite dancer at The Trap. I shake my head NO!!! I was picturing A BALL OF BLUBBER. :( My barber says in fairly good English you NO understand, I'm like a white man! The man is very black, btw, so I give him the look. He says he doesn't like fat and likes the small girls that the whites favor. Yes, I do now want to see his favorite because at that time it was nothing, but 300 pounders stampeding around like they were looking for grub or leftovers.

    Never did get see his favorite. :( I did just a few days ago get to meet his girlfriend. WOW, Heaven on Earth. :) She just took my breath away she was so beautiful. He laughs and says to me, I told you I was like a white man. The other Haitian barbers couldn't believe that I found her attractive. They complained she wasn't big----yep, they drool over 300 pounders. Anyway, the other Haitian barbers were laughing at me and my barber for having NO taste in women.

    I will say my Haitian barber is a true stud. I can't believe the way his girlfriend looked. I asked him why in hell are you in stripclubs with a woman like that who is crazy in love with you. He says he can never get enough hot women, but needs a minimum of 2. He felt depressed he only had 1. I said my goodness you can't even afford 1! He says they can pay the bills. :) A truly liberated man.

  • SuperDude
    16 years ago
    Large black women are asking black men to accept them as they are and enjoy "tons of fun." This pose is based on a number of false premises:
    (1) Fat can be sexy. This is a matter of individual taste and cannot be commanded.
    (2) Being against fat is almost like being a racist--it's a form of bigotry. Well, I support the right of people to choose their friends and who they sleep with. If I don't want a fat girl, that's my right to choose.
    (3) Blacks should stick together and support each other. Politically, I might agree. Sexual choices are not governed by political alliances or "obligations."
    (4) New sexual thrills await. It takes a lot to get past those fat thighs and stay in. A lot of guys just don't have it and don't want to be put to the test or undergo the struggle. A thinner girl has more energy and can give more action. Fat girls just lay there ahd hope you can get them off.
  • Book Guy
    16 years ago
    I had a fat-ish (mildly over the "ideal" girlishly skinny weight) girlfriend once, and I did experience that her inner thighs got in the way during sex. Even if I really grabbed her knees and rammed them as far apart as possible, I couldn't "get it in all the way" and that was just one of the many detriments. The not-able-to-lift-her and not-able-to-throw-her-around-like-a-spinner factors were also detriments. Also the not-interested-in-having-to-look-at-her-naked and not-interested-in-having-to-be-seen-with-her-in-public ...

    Fat is a choice. Fat people choose to be fat. (Aside from a very very small minority who have some kind of genetic disorder or disease.) It's a lifetime choice, kind of like smoking, or not going to school for advanced degrees, but it's a choice none the less, and leads to all the detriments and benefits associated with it. I choose, conversely, to expect them to be responsible for their choices.

    This (idiotic) idea that black people are more prone to weight problems, or that blacks ought to "stick together" by advocating for overweight humans? I don't see the relation. Dinka and Masai tribesmen aren't overweight. If African-Americans want to hollah "oye Africah!" all the fucking time about how their "tribe" has to help one another, then they should fucking look at their forebears and take some cues about responsibility from them.

    Generally, what's going on is an association made among uneducated people, an assumption, between evidence of "poverty fat" on the one hand, and African-American skin color on the other. It's a long concatenation of poorly thought-out assumptions and conclusions based on them. Idiotic.
  • jablake
    16 years ago

    I wondering if these black men aren't just being prudent while in the shooting galleries like Angels, Coco's, and RolLexx. If gun fire erupts, then having a couple 300 pounders in front of you would I think offer some nice bullet insurance.

    Of course, I'm not a firearm expert so perhaps the extra blubber of the big women doesn't offer any real stopping power against most bullets that one might expect to encounter while in a stripclub.

    I will state these WHALES OF WOMANHOOD (WOW) seem supremely sure of their sexiness. And, the black men seem in total support . . . perhaps out of fear??? Either of getting squashed or shot or missing a sale! ;) (Remember: cheaper by the pound.)
  • Clubber
    16 years ago
    My questions is, why would you even visit a club with the whales? Perhaps there is that one hot dancer now and then, but is it worth all the whale pain for a moment of hot?
  • jablake
    16 years ago
    Hi clubber,

    Actually, sometimes it is almost all HOT dancers. Gambling dancer told me it mainly depends on the manager in charge and who is throwing money around. One customer was spending thousands on each visit and they built him, his own VIP suites which were lavish (he needed WHALES). Those are gone now and I think the customer is behind bars or on the run---people talk and it depends on whose talking and what versions you hear.

    Supposedly, Gambling dancer has the absolute right to dance NOW whenever she pleases after visiting the owner's home. She claims to have had the red carpet rolled out and that is easy to believe. Some managers didn't like her because mainly she appeals to whites or at least that is her version; again easy to believe.

    There was a refined old white man some time back who was loaded with cash and the club definitely cater to his likes, which happened to be what I like. :) Absolute HEAVEN. I tried to nab one of his special hotties and the manager is shaking his head NO!!! :) Anyway, the big shot showed shortly (within minutes) and he was in LOVE. Heck, I was in LOVE. These dancers are drop dead stunning; especially when the club was working his style of dancer.

    OK. Then you have these black customers (mainly 99%, latin 1%) and the more blubber they see the more money they spend. And, some of these black customers have financial power. It ain't like the old days where whitey was the source of the real money. Basically money talks and unfortunately there is a demand for these WHALES.

    Worse, some white customers incorrectly believe that there are NO hotties. I posted about my buddy who went off the deep end saying he wasn't going to Angels again because of the disgusting WHALES on his first visit. His subsequent visits were HOTTIES and HOTTIES and HOTTIES and he was filling the club with cash and he couldn't believe the club could change almost immediately from WHALES to HOTTIES and it has been doing that for awhile. Anyway, he got all depressed because the HOTTIES only like him for his $$$. Uh duh!!! He never even attempted to talk with the hotties---just wanted to treat 'em like meat and that is easier, much easier, work for them.

  • jablake
    16 years ago
    Also, Angels sometimes has a huge problem with the government. It is the last surviving club on W. Dixie. Bending over for the government and licking its balls is an excellent strategy as well as handing over CASH under the table.

    In the last battle, the owner blocked off the parking in front of the club. On the side of the club, he cut off parking payments to the little restaurant. Little restaurant retailates, which was wanted. The club had to be slowed to a crawl because there was too much money =s pressure----BIG TIME. The tip out fees reached the stratosphere. I even heard as high as $160 to work one short shift. The fees to get into the club went thru the roof for a short time. Anything from $20 to $30 or more. I gave up at $15.

    The owner doesn't have much choice if he wants to stay in business. When the heat cools then customers and dancers can be welcomed back. The owner also got into a confrontation with the landlord! What a mess. :(

    If there was freedom, then you could open a competing club right in the same shopping center and print $$$$$$$$$---I spoke with the landlord and she was willing to rent long term dirt cheap and I mean dirt cheap. Good luck, trying to get a little freedom. The government's idea of freedom is that Angels hasn't been shut down, yet.

    It goes in cycles. When the government forgets about Angels the place is standing room only because there is too much demand. Government pressure equals measures *by the owner* designed to slow the club to a crawl so the government pressure goes away.


  • casualguy
    16 years ago
    Apparently a small percentage of guys get turned on by tons of blubber. I don't understand it. I just hope their favorite strip clubs are ones I never visit.
  • jablake
    16 years ago
    Hi casualguy,

    It seems like a HUGE percentage of guys in this area get turned on by tons of blubber and at the stripclub they're all black. I mean I just haven't seen a white customer turned on by this blubber. I'm sure whites that love blubber must exist. I just haven't seen them in the stripclub. If they show up, God forbid, then these massive blubber butts will rule unchallenged.

    With just a little freedom this wouldn't be a problem. Just open a nearby club with a rule carved in GRANITE and STEEL that this is blubber butt free zone. All the hotties can hang out in this relaxed healthy environment. I'd put Sky from the old Trap in charge because he had zero tolerance for blubber.

    Customers whimpering that they need blubber can be redirected to the blubber butt zone with a personal escort if necessary so they don't get lost.

    Gambling dancer can EAT, btw. I don't know why she doesn't put on blubber. Even if she put on blubber I'm not sure if black customers in general would be attracted; it would help, but I don't know if rolls of fat would be enough to make her money with the black customers.

    I will always remember this adorable hottie at Angels that I encouraged to go to The Trap when the white money was still there. At Angels she was basically ignored except for more aggressive white customers (she was a little shy). At The Trap she was charging 5 X TIMES as much as she was at Angels and she had customers waiting in line. Yes, she was that adorable and that special. Even better The Trap's cost to work at that moment in time was much lower---it was practically nothing while Angels was expensive.

    Gee, where did this adorable hot black dancer prefer to work? Of course, Angels . . . she said she'd rather make a lot less and be with her buddies; besides she found the whites at The Trap to be stressful. No surprises there in the least.
  • jablake
    16 years ago

    Normally, I don't think about penis size (performance, yes). If a woman is too big, then the solution isn't for me to get bigger. The solution is find a smaller woman. :)

    Anyway with these WHALES the customers must be sesquipedalian below the belt, iows, "ginormous." I mean it is a very unpleasant thought, imo, but unless the man is HUGELY endowed it seems like regular intercourse would be impossible. I don't know; never been with a blubber butt or WHALE. Perhaps the regular standard issue, 1/2 a foot, will get the job done---don't see how with all the rolls of fat . . .
  • jablake
    16 years ago

    An older black lady friend had me read this 4 page medical report. She was focused on a single word in that mass of garbage: OBESE.

    She says to me that she knows white people are insane, but seriously do *I* think that she is OBESE? (She considers herself petite, btw. :) )

    The sad/funny thing is that she is just a normal sized woman, imo. The doctor and her both were living in different fantasy worlds.

    I told her the truth that she was normal sized, but could lose some weight. She says but, she is already small. :) Yes, many men especially at Angels would consider her tiny. I point to an attractive young girl as a model of proper weight. She is shaking her head and says that girl is NOT even and adult! She says I'm a woman, not a child! White people are truly insane, but I'm going to lose 5 pounds. I say make it 10 and she gives me this look like I've just lost it completely. :) She says you want to see bones?

    I don't know about this OBESE business, but my lady friend wasn't OBESE at all and I'm very biased in favor of S L I M ! ! ! :) Funny/sad how out of all the garbage in the medical report she focuses in on that one word.
  • jablake
    16 years ago

    Oh, I don't know how in the world she managed it . . . she LIED BIG TIME about her age. There is fudging and then there is just throwing out the truth completely.

    I asked her how that happened and she says I told you white people are insane! :) Yes, well the doctor is a little dense or sympathetic to believe that age. It isn't that she looks old, but that just isn't near her true age. In fact, she looks very young for her age.
  • SuperDude
    16 years ago
    Fat women, dancers including, are trying to get men to accept a new standard of sexual attraction, claiming that fat is sexy too. Well, it's just not. No amount of whining, phony racial stuff or claims of bigotry will make me ignore what I want and need in a woman.
  • jablake
    16 years ago
    Hi SuperDude,

    I agree with you. What visually excites me just hasn't changed much at all. When I see hot there aren't any doubts. I'm in heat. I saw the barber's girlfriend and she was absolutely breath taking.

    However, as difficult as it may be to believe there are men that want big women. I wouldn't believe it except I've seen it first hand. Women who I find repulsive to look at are other men's dream women. I do generally prefer the personalities of these big women, but there isn't a bit of desire. I'd rather have NO sex!

    Also, for me there is a very real performance issue even when I was young. A woman could be acceptable to sleep with or even attractive. The problem was that super attractive increased my strength/ability off the chart. I like that feeling of being sexual competent. And, the hot babe makes it so easy. With a plain attractive woman it can feel good, but it just isn't heaven and I have doubts and it could even turn into work. :( One hot babe and suddenly I'm a new man. I may not be a stud puppy, but I'm sure as hell not afraid or embarrassed.

    LOOKS to me are all important. A woman can be the greatest in every possible way and even be attractive, but it just isn't enough. The SUPER HOT is necessary for my sexual satisfaction. And, yes I've been with skilled attractive women----for me the LOOKS still rule. It would be much nicer is I had a *real* choice in the matter; I don't. I react to HOT.

  • wondergrl5
    16 years ago
    Large women have a market though you cant deny it.
    Call it a preference a type or a fetish. The fact remains what one man like another wont.
  • Book Guy
    16 years ago
    It's my understanding that about 2% of the male population prefers large-ish women, and that 98% of the female population thinks that they're the ones who are going to benefit from that fact.
  • jablake
    16 years ago
    Extermination of that 2% seems like it would be a true benefit to mankind that would end up saving lives and drastically improving the quality of life. Heck, it would even reduce global warming. :)

    In my area, it seems like the blubber lovers out number the regular men. And, there isn't a shortage of blubber butts---Burger King has 'em, Walmart, Winn-Dixie, CVS, there isn't a shortage! These blubber lovers should have more blubber than they can handle. But, NO. For some reason the demand somehow outpaces the endless supply. It is bizzare. :(

    Meanwhile, regular guys have to search every nook and cranny to see if a hottie is hiding. Even when the hotties are in the stripclub they're often in hiding mode. Probably afraid the WHALES will mistake 'em for an edible snack.
  • Book Guy
    16 years ago
    Well, men are desperate for sex, generally; and if the only women available are blubbery, then, it's highly likely, at some level even blubbery women will be considered desirable for certain activities. Then there's the village-venus thing, in which the ONE who is MILDLY attractive among the hordes of heifers becomes sought-after, despite the fact that in most locales she's qualify as a stone cold stove.

    But it does frustrate me, this constant political correctness about how "men want their women to be curvy." No we don't, we want our women to be HOT. Sure, different men define it differently, and sometimes THE FACT OF HAVING BREASTS means the woman is curvier than IF SHE DIDN'T (in which case, she'd be a male anyway, right?). But they seem to manage to translate "likes breasts and asses" to "likes huge bellies and thick necks" by means of the "curve" terminology.

    Hotties are fewer and farther between, every day. I look back at pictures of high school and college classes from the 1960s or 70s and I see a LOT of smooth, lithe, luscious women. Sure, the styles are now out-moded, and the "look" of a given choice in hair or clothing might mark a woman as "hideous" now'days. (I remember one picture on hot-or-not.com of a 1950s African-American hottie. Her tight collar and silly bouffant hairdo, not to mention her darker skin, garnered her very negative votes. But in reality, I bet most men would find her STUNNING if they saw her on the street.) Nowadays, you can't find a larger number of skinny-enough women on an average campus.

    To some extent I value living in the south for this very reason. Women who go to the beach a lot, worry about having a beach body a lot. And even if they don't attain it, it's at least considered "appropriate" that hotness be visually available to the public and (more important) LACK-OF-HOTNESS be COVERED UP.

    Dangit. It ought to be a crime, to force visual heresy onto the necessary perceptions of passers-by.
  • wondergrl5
    16 years ago
    HA HA HA wow!!!!
  • jablake
    16 years ago
    "Well, men are desperate for sex, generally; and if the only women available are blubbery, then, it's highly likely, at some level even blubbery women will be considered desirable for certain activities."

    I consider myself to be DESPERATE for GFE, but when I see a bevy of blubbery women that are 3 times my size (by volume at least), I lose interest in women fast. :(

    NO amount of deperation turns these WHALES into potential sex objects or sex anythings. NO amount of personality or intelligence makes them more sexually desirable. Normally, my first thought is tents, heavy duty tents, would look good on these WHALES. Just cover 'em head to toe.

    My wrinkled old hand is sexier than these women. :( On the positive side, if I needed to abstain these women would make any period of abstinence is EASY. I can go to Angels in desperate heat and if there are enough WHALES and NO HOTTIES, then bingo: bed rest looks like exciting recreation. :(
  • SuperDude
    16 years ago
    Jablake--Thanks for the cogent and accurate analysis. I'd rather keep looking for someone that turns me on and that makes for a mutually pleasurable experience than settle for just some place to stick it. Most fat girls do not know that men fear the ultimate question---"Are you all the way in yet?"
  • jablake
    16 years ago
    Hi SuperDude,

    Yes, that would definitely sting BAD, imo, and I'd like to think I can handle verbal abuse for the most part. What would make that so bad for *me* is that I'm sure the dancer or woman wouldn't be trying to make me feel bad. And, boy to *me* that would be like a dagger right in the old heart. :(

    It is like when I started yelping in pain when a HUGE dancer sat on me. I sure as hell wasn't trying to be mean to her and I definitely didn't want to hurt her in any way, shape, or form. But, she had hurt feelings until she realized that my bones can't handle much stress. It truly wasn't her fault. A normal healthy man should have been able to handle all her weight without suffering pain. Now, lifting her . . . that is a different story. I think the man would have to have some real muscle to move her easily or at all.

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