Describing Breasts :)

Pretty much I know what I like and can desribe them to some limited degree of accuracy.

Natural is at the top of the priority list. Higher than that and very rare it seems is going from soft to rock hard; especially fast. :) That is a real treat. Unfortunately, the woman will usually complain it hurts after not enough play. Considering how hard the breasts get that is easy to believe.

Those nipples that keep getting longer and longer are also a treat. Again too often the woman will complain that it gets painful as the nipple extends. The record extension is ime a little over an inch; sweet. :) Bullet breasts are also rare, but very nice. A bullet breast the the nipple is fairly large but the whole large area extends. A regular nipple extension is about the thickness of a pencil: the bullet breast extension can be an extension of four pencils or more. :)

Upturned is always nice. As is soft. No, even natural breasts aren't always soft; it is sometimes more firm than soft and degrees of softness really vary. It'd be nice to have a softness meter. :)

For lack of better term: fresh breasts. It is like they were just made or are very new. I don't see them too often. The last young lady that had them was giving me lap dances and she seemed to be getting warm and then she starts crying and quits. :( A very beautiful young woman, but I never saw her again. She didn't even finish the dance, but still had her hand out---I paid in full because she was that warm/fresh/beautiful/etc. Straight to the dressing room and GONE forever it seems.

Size isn't too important. I can get excited by micro breasts i.e. I've got a bigger rack or the size of a pin heard. ;) Or, the breast can be fairly large or medium.

The large flat areolas generally don't do much for me. There might be exceptions. Saggy breasts are almost always OUT!!! But, even there a rare exception will emerge. Usually, it is with the "wet hair" dancers that are so rare. I guess I'm so happy to see the "wet hair" my standards get shot to hell. Besides it seems like the "wet hair" dancers get saggy breasts almost as soon as they've sprouted. :(


So favorite descriptive terms?