This always works on me. She has said that she is up for a camp out. Timing is everything. Missed an opportunity 2 months ago when the dick head (boy friend) was in jail.
DJ: " professional liars these girls are. " <- QFT
Often it goes way beyond "lines" too. Some will pretty much lie about anything and weave incredibly elaborate lies about their lives. (Schools they supposedly went to, the family they came from, traveling they've done, famous people they've met.) And then some are so friggin' crazy that they themselves probably believe half of the BS they are telling you.
I guess they hear some intresting ones so by the time I get there
they are waiting for another doozy. And Im like ummmm I work here get paid go home. Maybe i should say im a superhero and this is my mild mannered alter ego. Problem is I cant even give my stage name with laughing.
I heard last weekend, "hi, I'm a porn star, been in ?? number of movies etc. etc." I forgot how many movies she said. Do you want a dance? For some reason I thought she might be telling me the truth about the porn star part.
I think I like the lines that go like "hi, hot stuff". Maybe it's just fun to hear that from a young 20 year old dancer who still has a big smile on her face when she says that. She is usually smiling which is nice.
One dancer had one line I never heard until a few months ago, it was "I bet you don't even know how good you look."
The other night, I had another very nice looking dancer tell me "you need to get a dance from me. I've never danced for you." Actually I don't remember how long I've seen her around. If I knew her from another club, it could be years. I think I told her maybe later after saying I didn't have much money left.
"I should be paying you." True story. I heard that one while receiving the best lap dance I've ever had in Charlotte, NC. We got called down a couple times by the manager.
Wondergirl, customers need to preserve the illusion that they're smarter than you are. Otherwise they feel threatened. Play dumb, you'll make more money.
On regular occasions I get dancers that give a variation of "you're bigger than every other skinny guy I dance for" or something like that. I quickly and easily brush it off with any kind of remark that lets them know I don't buy those lines. Some of them keep repeating it every time...have to give it to the insistence. I'll believe it when I get a porn deal.
Oh yeah I just remembered this one. Any of a number of variations on:
I don't understand the loser guys who come in here. I mean, there must be something wrong with them, they don't know how to socialize, otherwise they wouldn't have to be here paying for girls' attention. I mean, what's WRONG with them?
My favorite line was "Hi, my name's -----, what's yours?" That's the first thing my ATF ever said to me. She was onstage dancing at the time and as I stepped up to give her a tip, she stopped dancing and stuck out her hand to shake. And except for her tall shoes, a chain around her waist, and the nicest smile I've ever seen, she was totally naked. That was 11 years ago on July 2 and I remember it as if it were yesterday. See what I mean about pleasant memories?
I met a pretty Funny Girl dancing in tall shoes
she smiled a smile that said hello and chased away my blues.
Wondergirl, I don't think I've ever seen that movie. Maybe I should sometime. Anyway this took place in a tiny hole-in-the-wall club with absolutely no glitz, just a bunch of young girls basically partying, which is my kinda place. So I doubt if there would be much resemblance to the movie. She was 20 at the time.
I just remembered another line. A dancer asked me for a dance. I told her I needed to use the restroom first. She asked "can I hold it for you while you go?"
I thought she was joking but she had this serious look on her face.
I've never had a dancer ask me about comparative literature. I did have one dancer ask me about art and she went and got some drawings she did and showed them to me. I was surprised she had them at the strip club.
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favorite lines from customers
I can help you get out- Schindlers List syndrome
Id maybe consider dating you if you werent a just a stripper- lord almighty
LOL
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I like the most ridiculous ones:
"You're the only one I do this for."
"I've never done this with a customer before."
etc
Very hard not to just burst out laughing right there.
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"Wanna go on a field trip?"
This always works on me. She has said that she is up for a camp out. Timing is everything. Missed an opportunity 2 months ago when the dick head (boy friend) was in jail.
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yeah .. the "i've never done this b4 is always a good laff." professional liars these girls are.
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Easy: "Did you bring a condom?"
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DJ: " professional liars these girls are. " <- QFT
Often it goes way beyond "lines" too. Some will pretty much lie about anything and weave incredibly elaborate lies about their lives. (Schools they supposedly went to, the family they came from, traveling they've done, famous people they've met.) And then some are so friggin' crazy that they themselves probably believe half of the BS they are telling you.
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oh yes love when customers ask
"So whats your story???"
I guess they hear some intresting ones so by the time I get there
they are waiting for another doozy. And Im like ummmm I work here get paid go home. Maybe i should say im a superhero and this is my mild mannered alter ego. Problem is I cant even give my stage name with laughing.
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I heard last weekend, "hi, I'm a porn star, been in ?? number of movies etc. etc." I forgot how many movies she said. Do you want a dance? For some reason I thought she might be telling me the truth about the porn star part.
I think I like the lines that go like "hi, hot stuff". Maybe it's just fun to hear that from a young 20 year old dancer who still has a big smile on her face when she says that. She is usually smiling which is nice.
One dancer had one line I never heard until a few months ago, it was "I bet you don't even know how good you look."
The other night, I had another very nice looking dancer tell me "you need to get a dance from me. I've never danced for you." Actually I don't remember how long I've seen her around. If I knew her from another club, it could be years. I think I told her maybe later after saying I didn't have much money left.
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"I've never seen anything like it!"
Only she was sincere.
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"I have an M.S.W from University of Michigan." So, I checked. She did.
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How about "in the VIP anything goes as long as you don't put anything in me"
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Here's a typical bouncer / door-goon / maitre-d' / coat-check-girl line:
We have about twenty girls working.
(just guess how many are ACTUALLY there that night ...)
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"I should be paying you." True story. I heard that one while receiving the best lap dance I've ever had in Charlotte, NC. We got called down a couple times by the manager.
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Is it always that big?
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magicrat made me remember one line one dancer would sometimes say
"you should be dancing for me!"
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"I don't have a gag reflex"
"I'll get the room, you can get a condom from the machine in the bathroom"
"R we fucking 2day?" - text message at 7am
And my least favorite line:
"You can touch my tits, but if you touch my pussy I'll slap the shit out of you"
O.
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Ok things customers dont like to talk about (aka turn offs)
I learned the hard way
Comparative literature
Kafka
Freuds seduction theory and how it applies to strip club dancers and patrons
I guess ill stick to shoes, hair, and lap dances LOL
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"Freuds seduction theory and how it applies to strip club dancers and patrons"
Sounds interesting. Start a thread here.
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No bloody way
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Wondergirl, customers need to preserve the illusion that they're smarter than you are. Otherwise they feel threatened. Play dumb, you'll make more money.
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Yeah I learned that LOL
Ive bite my tounge now hee hee
But my dumb act still seems a tad sarcastic. Ill Learn LOL
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On regular occasions I get dancers that give a variation of "you're bigger than every other skinny guy I dance for" or something like that. I quickly and easily brush it off with any kind of remark that lets them know I don't buy those lines. Some of them keep repeating it every time...have to give it to the insistence. I'll believe it when I get a porn deal.
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Its the older ones who say they're younger than they obviously are that pops my cork.
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Oh yeah I just remembered this one. Any of a number of variations on:
I don't understand the loser guys who come in here. I mean, there must be something wrong with them, they don't know how to socialize, otherwise they wouldn't have to be here paying for girls' attention. I mean, what's WRONG with them?
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Im confused but hey im a girl AND a stripper so its normal right?? LOL
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My favorite line was "Hi, my name's -----, what's yours?" That's the first thing my ATF ever said to me. She was onstage dancing at the time and as I stepped up to give her a tip, she stopped dancing and stuck out her hand to shake. And except for her tall shoes, a chain around her waist, and the nicest smile I've ever seen, she was totally naked. That was 11 years ago on July 2 and I remember it as if it were yesterday. See what I mean about pleasant memories?
I met a pretty Funny Girl dancing in tall shoes
she smiled a smile that said hello and chased away my blues.
Smile for me ...
remember me and smile.
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I heard this one time:
I don't know how to say this but I'll jack you off if you want. I need the money.
This was after she bitched for twenty minutes about being there and how she hated being there.
I passed and told her she really needed to find a new job.
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FONDL
thats like in the movie gypsey
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btw bookguy id rather discuss comparative literature
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Wondergirl, I don't think I've ever seen that movie. Maybe I should sometime. Anyway this took place in a tiny hole-in-the-wall club with absolutely no glitz, just a bunch of young girls basically partying, which is my kinda place. So I doubt if there would be much resemblance to the movie. She was 20 at the time.
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"I prefer to dance with big guys. Really, I do. I don't like dancing with skinny guys because they aren't strong enough to support me."
I'm kind of, uh, overweight, and I hear this one all the time.
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I just remembered another line. A dancer asked me for a dance. I told her I needed to use the restroom first. She asked "can I hold it for you while you go?"
I thought she was joking but she had this serious look on her face.
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I've never had a dancer ask me about comparative literature. I did have one dancer ask me about art and she went and got some drawings she did and showed them to me. I was surprised she had them at the strip club.
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"Don't come inside me; I'm ovulating." -- [Name withheld], Camelot Club, Universal City, TX, 2003.
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