favorite lines from customers
I can help you get out- Schindlers List syndrome
Id maybe consider dating you if you werent a just a stripper- lord almighty
LOL
I like the most ridiculous ones:
"You're the only one I do this for."
"I've never done this with a customer before."
etc
Very hard not to just burst out laughing right there.
"Wanna go on a field trip?"
This always works on me. She has said that she is up for a camp out. Timing is everything. Missed an opportunity 2 months ago when the dick head (boy friend) was in jail.
DJ: " professional liars these girls are. " <- QFT
Often it goes way beyond "lines" too. Some will pretty much lie about anything and weave incredibly elaborate lies about their lives. (Schools they supposedly went to, the family they came from, traveling they've done, famous people they've met.) And then some are so friggin' crazy that they themselves probably believe half of the BS they are telling you.
oh yes love when customers ask
"So whats your story???"
I guess they hear some intresting ones so by the time I get there
they are waiting for another doozy. And Im like ummmm I work here get paid go home. Maybe i should say im a superhero and this is my mild mannered alter ego. Problem is I cant even give my stage name with laughing.
I heard last weekend, "hi, I'm a porn star, been in ?? number of movies etc. etc." I forgot how many movies she said. Do you want a dance? For some reason I thought she might be telling me the truth about the porn star part.
I think I like the lines that go like "hi, hot stuff". Maybe it's just fun to hear that from a young 20 year old dancer who still has a big smile on her face when she says that. She is usually smiling which is nice.
One dancer had one line I never heard until a few months ago, it was "I bet you don't even know how good you look."
The other night, I had another very nice looking dancer tell me "you need to get a dance from me. I've never danced for you." Actually I don't remember how long I've seen her around. If I knew her from another club, it could be years. I think I told her maybe later after saying I didn't have much money left.
Here's a typical bouncer / door-goon / maitre-d' / coat-check-girl line:
We have about twenty girls working.
(just guess how many are ACTUALLY there that night ...)
"I should be paying you." True story. I heard that one while receiving the best lap dance I've ever had in Charlotte, NC. We got called down a couple times by the manager.
"I don't have a gag reflex"
- "Richelle", Gold Club Atlanta, mid-90s
"I'll get the room, you can get a condom from the machine in the bathroom"
- "Jamaica", 24K Atlanta, January 2008
"R we fucking 2day?" - text message at 7am
- "Angel", March 2008
And my least favorite line:
"You can touch my tits, but if you touch my pussy I'll slap the shit out of you"
- bitchy dancer, Boomers Club, after VIP room and tip had already been paid.
O.
Ok things customers dont like to talk about (aka turn offs)
I learned the hard way
Comparative literature
Kafka
Freuds seduction theory and how it applies to strip club dancers and patrons
I guess ill stick to shoes, hair, and lap dances LOL
Wondergirl, customers need to preserve the illusion that they're smarter than you are. Otherwise they feel threatened. Play dumb, you'll make more money.
On regular occasions I get dancers that give a variation of "you're bigger than every other skinny guy I dance for" or something like that. I quickly and easily brush it off with any kind of remark that lets them know I don't buy those lines. Some of them keep repeating it every time...have to give it to the insistence. I'll believe it when I get a porn deal.
Oh yeah I just remembered this one. Any of a number of variations on:
I don't understand the loser guys who come in here. I mean, there must be something wrong with them, they don't know how to socialize, otherwise they wouldn't have to be here paying for girls' attention. I mean, what's WRONG with them?
My favorite line was "Hi, my name's -----, what's yours?" That's the first thing my ATF ever said to me. She was onstage dancing at the time and as I stepped up to give her a tip, she stopped dancing and stuck out her hand to shake. And except for her tall shoes, a chain around her waist, and the nicest smile I've ever seen, she was totally naked. That was 11 years ago on July 2 and I remember it as if it were yesterday. See what I mean about pleasant memories?
I met a pretty Funny Girl dancing in tall shoes
she smiled a smile that said hello and chased away my blues.
Smile for me ...
remember me and smile.
I heard this one time:
I don't know how to say this but I'll jack you off if you want. I need the money.
This was after she bitched for twenty minutes about being there and how she hated being there.
I passed and told her she really needed to find a new job.
Wondergirl, I don't think I've ever seen that movie. Maybe I should sometime. Anyway this took place in a tiny hole-in-the-wall club with absolutely no glitz, just a bunch of young girls basically partying, which is my kinda place. So I doubt if there would be much resemblance to the movie. She was 20 at the time.
"I prefer to dance with big guys. Really, I do. I don't like dancing with skinny guys because they aren't strong enough to support me."
I'm kind of, uh, overweight, and I hear this one all the time.
I just remembered another line. A dancer asked me for a dance. I told her I needed to use the restroom first. She asked "can I hold it for you while you go?"
I thought she was joking but she had this serious look on her face.
I've never had a dancer ask me about comparative literature. I did have one dancer ask me about art and she went and got some drawings she did and showed them to me. I was surprised she had them at the strip club.
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