Sweet Advice Received From Strippers . . .
jablake
"You're confused about the concept. This is a stripclub not a dating service."
"Looks are irrelevant." (Numerous times; not always sweet.)
"These hoes just want your money."
"You need to be finding a real woman, near your own age."
I'm sure there are more and perhaps it was the tone or context the advice was given under, but each statement was sweet at the time. More salacious was the comment that "There is NO shortage of dick, but tongue, especially good tongue, that's another matter." :)
Surprising: "I a majored in English Literature at Princeton University, but I can also talk like an uneducated imbecile, if that is what you desire." She did speak very fine erudite English, damn bettern than mine. :) She was perfect; except for sagging titties. :(
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Most of the dancers that I know don't consider themselves to be "real" women. :) See, every day they meet these pathetic squares and the fact of the matter is that generally these squares are NO match for a pro-dancer. The customers generally are incompetent. In the extreme.
Some of these dancers view me as a kindly old square. I'm glad they feel that way. Even Gambling dancer, who I've known around 7 years is a little confused----am I a nice old guy? or part of the hood from the old days?
BTW, the reason she is a little confused is that if I'm from the hood, then I'm treating damn too well. But, then I don't act like a normal square.
She didn't care for my views on pimping in the least. She thinks that I'd be doing the girls a favor; sad thing is she is right. :(
BTW, the reason she is a little confused is that if I'm from the hood, then I'm treating her damn too well. But, then I don't act like a normal square.
She didn't care for my views on pimping in the least. She thinks that I'd be doing the girls a favor; sad thing is she is right. :(
lol I understand completely. I almost feel sorry for the guys who dont know how to act or treat the ladies but then it just makes it that much better for me
Even with her, she believed that unless I was willing to be a pimp it makes a lot more sense to find a "real" women: One that isn't slick and jaded from work. She wanted to fix me up with her baby sister, but I wasn't to give her a dime or be too giving. Just treat her the way a lady should be treated sans the money, gifts, fancy dinners, etc.
One of my favorites couldn't read. I didn't realize that until I bought her some books that would help her reach her goals. She started crying (she thought the books were bad?) and took off. I'm thinking women are CRAZY. :)
I offered to teach her, but she said that I was the last person on Earth she wanted that from. She had extremely low self-esteem and claimed that working as a dancer actually made her feel better. She didn't have any idea how hot she was to certain men and it surprised her that men were willing to pay for her. She had a crude homemade tattoo on one of her beautiful titties with the word LOVE. Her interest in money was pretty much zero.
Surprisingly, she did have intelligence and was capable of learning. Don't know what the trouble with reading was besides not attending school--too dangerous. That was one very sweet dancer, but way too nice for her own good.
"Love is the most important thing in the world."
Sorry, but I think that is your hormones talking or your mom's brainwashing. :(
This is pretty close to what I was thinking after one dancer started talking to me. She was new to dancing. Started giving me all kinds of personal information that I really did not want to know especially right before I got a dance from her. I guess she didn't realize that telling me about her kids, their ages, etc. and her personal situation in life right before a lap dance isn't really a turn on. I would have preferred she tell me this info after a lap dance if she wanted to tell it to me. Instead of letting me fantasize, she fills my head with knowledge of her getting divorced, her 3 kids, their ages, etc. right before she does a lap dance I already agreed to get. She was new to dancing though.
Here is a link to "fake" people who nevertheless are quite hot and sexually stimulating to me:
http://galleries.adult-empire.com/5720/3…
Here is a link to pictures of a "real" person whom many deride as "overly fake":
http://www.funmunch.com/celebrities/pame…
I don't get how "fake" can be "real" and what women are actually on about, when they say "she's too fake." What they mean is "her sales pitch is transparently false, while mine is false but convincingly so, such that you aren't aware that I'm trying to mislead you and therefore you are less uncomfortable about my dishonesty than about hers," don't they? In other words, "She's bad at lying but I'm a better hypocrite than her," right?
I want a sensitive man.
There is some odd kind of biker-sensitivity that they're keen on; it has something to do with being tough but dark eyed, I think.
I never heard the "sensitive man" bit in person. I must be meeting the right type of ladies. :)
I have heard from strippers and other women that I'm "too nice." A major character flaw. :( But, easily dispelled. :)