Front Room

They say, "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade." Well, when life gives you AIDS, do you still make lemonade?

A ghost could be humping you right now and you would never know.

Ok. So we'd probably all (or most of us) like to do Kim Kardashian, Megan Fox, or Kate Upton given the chance. But are there any celebrity chicks you've somehow developed the hots for that you're pretty sure are unconventional? For…

The Fuck You Mean You Comin Over & We aint Fuckin ??.. Bitch Save Your Gas

The other day students from East High School in Denver walked out of class and protested this decision while 4 police officers got hit by a car while doing crowd control and protesters cheered. Three were treated and released. The…

You keep talking about tampons up your ass to prevent leakage. Then you talk about bad girls make your dick fall off. Did your dick fall off? Is your dick what you have up your ass and you are mistakenly…

A recent change in my work schedule makes it so now I can only club in the afternoons and early evenings. 99% of my club visits have been at night, I wonder if I should just give up strip clubbing…

I have an idea(probably been thought up already by one of y'all). A stripclub strip off championship. It begins with strippers within their respective chain clubs(Deja Vu, Spearmint Rhino, Rick's,etc) competing against one another so that they can…

http://www.tmz.com/2014/12/04/usher-charges-iphone-from-naked-girl-photos/

Some of you may remember me recently mentioning Kendra Wilkinson being on a reality TV programme over here. As a reminder she is stuck in a jungle in Australia and has to go through various trials etc. on a…

Total blowout on the November jobs number. Expectations were for 225k creation and the actual was 314k. Now I am sure the RickBoyDugan will rush onto ZeroHedge and they will find one little blemish in the report and focus on…

http://fox59.com/2014/12/05/double-shooting-on-west-side/ Pure Passion is a black club in Indianapolis.

I named my iPad 'Titanic' so when I enter it in iTunes it says 'Syncing Titanic' and I feel like a hero when I press 'Cancel'

My new mission is to drive all the retards off. I did it for that retard zipman68 and I did it for Juice. I am gonna do it for Dougster and crazyjoe. None if you retards are smart enuf to…

http://mynews13.com/content/news/cfnews13/news/article.html/content/news/articles/cfn/2014/12/3/breast_shaped_buildi.html

Athens-Clarke County police arrested a bouncer and patron at a downtown Athens strip club early Thursday following a brawl that started when the customer exposed himself to a dancer. A University of Georgia football player who witnessed the altercation helped remove…

Piggybacking on Carlos_Spicey’s STD thread. One would assume that most people with an STD (e.g. HIV; etc); would be on meds (assuming they are aware of their status). Makes me wonder if this further diminishes the risk of infection – i.e. if…

Since I'm on the subject of lap dances and have done a few already, I've been practicing and learning different techniques. This video in particular assisted me a lot: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tf2qU9g7xjs What do you guys think? What makes a good lap dance?…

Piggybacking on shadowcat’s “Bering Sea crab boat turned strip club” thread; I was thinking all up in my skull (as Juice would put it) about a strip-club boat that would go into international waters in order to get its SC…

http://www.foxbusiness.com/industries/2014/12/03/its-official-1-gas-shows-up-in-oklahoma-city/

http://www.adn.com/article/20141203/evening-aboard-wild-alaskan-bering-sea-crab-boat-turned-strip-club

I'm astoundingly jealous. Why can't that be me...lol https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rUITw2ME_l4

I just realized that I've known like 7 Native American dancers, and all of them were smoking hot, with one of them being my ATF (to be fair though, none of them were 100% Native American). Do y'all like Native…

I have a new CF that is absolutely my type, and I am hers as well. I say this based on the conversations we have as well as our sexual compatibility ITC, which only involves mild extras so far although…

"Beige Book: Job Gains Widespread Across Fed Districts Dec. 3 (Bloomberg) -- The Federal Reserve said “employment gains were widespread across districts” as the world’s largest economy continued to expand amid advances in consumer spending and lower gasoline prices. " http://bloom.bg/1vO3bu4 But Stevie-girl…