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So, she on my lap dancing, letting me run my hand anywhere. She tells me she wants me to cum. I start rubbing between her legs and she asks me to rub her clit. As I slowly ease a finger inside,…

In my recent SC visit I got a lapdance from a stripper with really bad Asthma. She had an average body and wasn't overweight. She said that she had been dancing at the current club for 4 years.…

wolverines vs the longhorns. north vs south. planning on a trip around may as I have to get out of the northeast. targeting flight club and bogarts in Inkster as well as baby dolls and cabaret royale in dallas. if you…

2:15 PM PT -- The NFL Network has fired Sapp. He'd been with the network since 2008. 12:55 PM PT -- New details in the Warren Sapp arrest ... Cops say two women told police they were at the hotel "as…

I wanna get out more, ya know. Not just always visit NY clubs but also visit clubs in PA, or maybe NJ or somewhere around NY. I am going on vacation and I was thinking, Club Onyx in Philly but…

TUSCL shall become a place of piece where Douglass shall cast out the demoniac system from the hart of Little Dickie Dugan an DoctorPhill shal end his war with the Zipmane and Mikey and CrazyJoe shall be my discipals. I…

How much shit does it take to shit your pants?

Mikey wanted me to multaply the pigs in blanket so I shalt make the sausages of Grown Hoggie in pankakes an yay the shalt be multaplyed one hunred score. It's the day of the blessed Grown Hogg so my brethren…

Portland strippers head to Salem to lobby for better work conditions http://www.oregonlive.com/politics/index.ssf/2015/02/portland_strippers_head_to_sal.html

Did you hear Dukey had his sausage fingers bitten off? He was holding some pancakes and someone thought he had pigs in a blanket...

And lo, the JuiceBeast gazed upon the face of beauty, and beauty stayed his sausage fingers. And from that day on, the JuiceBeast was as one gone nuts.

Anybody else having problems with sending or receiving messages. I have one message right now that appears to have stopped before completing and there is no reply button.

I was considering going to the club where the DS works on Valentines which falls on a Saturday this year. In one sense, going to a club on Valentine's Day seems like an extraordinarily PLish thing to do.…

It seems that Portland's strippers are mobilizing to get better working conditions. We have seen strippers try this before. Any reason to think it will work this time? http://news.yahoo.com/oregon-strippers-lobby-better-conditions-070859686--finance.html

A case can certainly be made. 1. The team has been a playoff contender for 12 of the last 14 years (he was out injured one year and they got beat out one year despite a good regular season…

He tells me to go forth an heel strippers with my sausage fingers. So I tryed it on a pregnent stripper with hemroids and she was heeled! PRAISE THE LORD MANE! So yor prophet fucked her up the newly heeled…

Who saw the Super Bowl spot with her in it. Wowza! I broke out my Ruby foo whipped up a quickie script to scour the googles and started sucking down images. It's been running for a while now and I'm at several…

In his review of Babes East of Indianapolis, the reviewer says "that Indy's strip club choices are limited to one area." Mind you, he has five reviews of just two clubs -- Babes East and Harem House -- both there…

I was interested at dancing at Platinum Plus in Allentown Pa. Is it true not all girls dance on stage if they don't want to? As in they make more money walking around. That is what I've heard.…

Any truth to this... The Royal Canadian mint announced that they are going to take the polar bear off the toonie and replace it with two fornicating deer... Instead of calling it a "toonie", it will be called "two fucking bucks".

Crazy play calling by Seattle.

I've mentioned Light Blue Mini Dress Vietnamese Y. before. From now on I'll refer to her as Blue Y. I window shopped her on Thanksgiving 11/27. Then I returned on Xmas and asked about her. Then I did…

Who the fuck was that? How about someone we've head of. Like Lita Ford or Pat Benatar.

We all know about buying drinks for dancers. Some of us like it, some of us don't mind, some of us hate when we're sitting with a dancer and the waitress comes and asks if you want to buy the…

Yes, that happened to me yesterday. I had met a dancer the previous Saturday that really impressed me. She was a 9 and gave me a couple of great dances. I would have taken her to VIP then but I…