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Generally do you like your strippers: A. Petite (not necessarily height, but petite as in trim figure) B. Skinny (not skinny enough to be considered petite) C. Average (not petite or thick, she's in the middle) D. Thick E. BBW F. Other I generally like my strippers…

The LORD mane hath decryed that stripers and hores love the holy sausages up there asswholes

I think around the nation the average cost for a Lapdance is 20 bucks. How much do you think a standard one way contact dance should cost? I think 10 bucks is a fair price for that. How much do you…

The LORD mane hath told me too leed the sinners on a voiage of atunement

The LORD mane hath tol me covert the wikked. Cum too my house be on of us

A stripper plans to wear Prince Harry's underwear in her performance. http://www.celebdirtylaundry.com/2015/prince-harry-nude-scandal-haunts-him-underwear-being-worn-by-stripper-carrie-reichert-in-upcoming-show/

I was sitting at my table in the club with my dancer-friend Jenna, having some drinks. When Jenna took the stage to perform, the woman of a couple went up and tipped her and talked with her. Then…

BRIDGEPORT CT – A stripper at a local club, unhappy because she couldn’t keep her tips up, trashed the bar and assaulted patrons, police said. Frances Rodriguez, 29, of Norwalk, was charged with assault on a peace officer, interfering with an…

http://www.wtsp.com/story/news/local/2015/02/03/lawmakers-consider-strip-club-admission-surcharge/22831317/

Do you ever fear getting the shits while in a club? This has always been a fear of mine. I can't imagine getting a lapper and in the middle of it, it just seeps out. Luckily it's never happened IN…

So what do you consider a bargain for a full night out clubbing with all the fixins? I'm talking about several hours of drinking, some stage tips, and a comfortable and private full service finish with your favorite dancer?…

The LORD mane hath asketh his final prophet to bless the hores by bringin Kintucky Fied Grown Hogg too the club. The hores that giveth t he sloppie blow jobbie four the fried Grown Hogg art blesset by the prophet…

Inn the house of the LORD mane ther art many mansins too dwell and all shalt be filt with hores and Kintucky Fied Grown Hogg. Cum too his hose an bee one of us

PORNO PRANK: http://youtu.be/DAzqGp8OlFA

I haven't been a member very long so this may have already been covered. I just left the gym where I've been checking out this girl, around 30, seriously working out. She raises up in a v neck t-shirt and…

Did you hear what happened to Bagboyjames? He was picking his nose with his sausage fingers and ended up in the hospital! He ended up picking a 9 pound bugger and his head colapsed! He is in brain surgery now.

Has anyone else been propositioned in a club parking lot? I was leaving a club in the the late evening (lit but no security) and a youngish girl came up and started chatting with me. She never came right out…

...a favourite from any of these but 31 and 42 are seriously HOT. http://thechive.com/2014/12/29/the-50-sexiest-selfies-of-2014-50-photos/ Apologies if this has already been posted before

For the LORD mane touchd my brain when the Grown Hogg had his daye. We shall eat of the Grown Hogg as sausages while we proseletyze our faith. Cum to my house be one of us

What is the club scene like in Myrtle Beach? What is the best club to go to for extras?

Thou art on the deep frye list of LUCIFER unless thou repentest and stop bein suche an asshat. So sayeth the final prophet of the LORD mane

If thou addest me to thy ignore liste thou shalt be castt into a lake of FIRE where the LUCIFER mane shalt sodomize you with fry chicken for eternally four the lake is off KFC oil

Here's an article Josh43 in particular will love: “'Average earnings growth over the life cycle varies strongly with the level of lifetime earnings: The median individual by lifetime earnings experiences an earnings growth of 38 percent from ages 25 to 55,…

A nude woman OUTSIDE the club! http://www.walb.com/story/28005995/nude-woman-arrested-at-club-says-she-was-stripping

So, she on my lap dancing, letting me run my hand anywhere. She tells me she wants me to cum. I start rubbing between her legs and she asks me to rub her clit. As I slowly ease a finger inside,…