Best Pants to Wear to a Strip Club
I am in the NY/NJ area so you usually have to at least have pants on (no shorts, no workout pants, etc.) So what's the best type of pants and underwear (boxers, briefs, boxer briefs, commando) to wear to a strip club if u want a stripper to bring you to completion during a LD or VIP?I wore these lightweight polyester "golf" pants recently and the dancer kept commenting on how nice they felt during the LDs. It felt good to me too, but they are not very supportive. So, once you get up from your LD, you look like the first time you got a slow dance or grind in suit pants from a hot girl.
What works best for you?
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If you want support, this will usually be at the cost of (penile) freedom and comfort.
I myself were some thin cotton pants that are like sweat pants but thinner – I got them in the baseball section at Dick’s Sporting Goods if I remember correctly. They are very soft; elastic; and black so they don’t seem to be as obviously non-dressy; and they also have an elastic waist band. I also go commando for the best effect.
They *are* loose on support, but that is also why they are so comfortable and good for getting LDs. It often shows when I am pitching a tent when I wear these pants, but I don’t really give a shit – I definitely enjoy myself when I wear them. Sometimes I will pull up my junk and try to hold it against my pelvis with the elastic waist band; but it does not work every time.
Just keep on experimenting and see what works for you.
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crazyjoe, I put mine on both legs at a time. Like only a true Jedi Knight can.
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@ gmd- ya gotta work on the missus.....the last time I saw a guy in a kilt in a club he was quite popular!
Winter is a little harder. Keep the satin boxers. My latest find for the pants is from Macy's pajama department. Found an all-black pair with the pocket in the back. They look pretty normal, once you stitch the fly closed. The dancers marvel at the soft material!
Up-scale clubs like The Palace in San Antonio enforce a dress code requiring a fly and a belt. I haven't tried the jammies there yet, but they have a fly and look sufficiently normal that I think they will pass.
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Three of my four grandparents were Swedish but the other was a Scot. I actually bought all the regalia in the family tartan on one of my trips to Scotland during my brief retirement. I like wearing the kilt and sporran. Even the knee socks and dirk are not too bad (except for those stupid bands to keep the socks from sagging. The vest is killer BUT.....that faggy shirt is a definite no-go for me. Frilly ruffs in the front, puffy sleeves!!
I have never had the guts to wear all that gear to a SC. However, I would wear the proper rigging under the kilt if I ever do find the balls to wear the costume to a SC.
Elastic waistband with internal draw-string cord, two vertically gusseted side pockets, no zipper (of course) and the center seam is so small it is barely there. 100% washable poly. The poly material is so thin and light, when you hold it up to the light and stretch it, it's translucent.
The correct color to purchase is "ebony" which is actually black. The version labeled as "black" comes with side-strips of gray. Ebony comes with side strips of matching black. The side strips can be seen to be a very fine mesh when held up to light. However, when wearing these pants, even in daylight, the side strip material is indistinguishable from the main material and the side seams are barely noticeable. Again, in club lighting, they will look just like dress black trousers sans zipper and belt.
The Target SKU and hang tag item number is 041-06-0400. The hang tag simply describes the product as "Active Performance." It comes in S, M, L, XL in both 30" and 32" inseams. Everyday $16.99, but only $13.59 during a current sale. At this price, you can just trash a pair if irreparably soiled.
Of course, these pants are not in any way junk-supportive … and they do of course provide ready access.
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