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OT: Using Art As A Ball Marker

I've always used a normal plastic disc as a ball marker, but being a Morgan Dollar collector, I really wanted to use a not so valuable one. The problem with that is they're rather large and that defeat the purpose.…

rockstar666Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 3 14

The A team

https://myspace.com/admiraltheatre/mixes/classic-the-a-team-405694/photo/138025025 Yeah? Or nah?

SupremerulerElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 15

Fat?

As we all know, the internet can be a mean place. Apparently this model named Iskra Lawrence has been called fat by trolls on her instagram page. She looks fine to me What do you guys…

sweetjamesjonesElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 30

Hotness

In reviews and discussions a good review will rank the dancers hotness on a scale of 1-10. I have only been to 1 club (Mons Venus) outside of the Kansas City/Lawrence area. I think this scale can be very different…

jayhawk123Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 5 13

Master's Week: If you don't like the strippers try the single moms

It's Master's Week in Augusta and err'body tryna make a little cash. http://augustacrime.com/exposed-north-augusta-moms-secret-life-of-prostitution/

GACAVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 19

Have you ever been refused entry to a strip club because of their dress code?

I have just once. The clubs very first review. shadowcat Joined Dec 2001 Clubs Reviewed: 33 Total Reviews: 203 Dancers Value Atmosphere Overall Monday Evening visit, Unknown dancers December 23, 2010 • I intended to be the first TUSCLer to…

shadowcatElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 44

Many Fish in Sea?

I see comments many times that say if a favorite dancer doesn't do what you want then there are plenty of fish in the sea. That may be true where some of you live and club but if you are…

jayhawk123Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 4 17

WHAT TO SAY TO DANCER CUNT THAT PISSES YOU OFF

ay guys lets's face it. most of us are normal in that we can feel like shit when some of these girls do things to us that sets us off in the wrong way. if it's not a fave we…

rattdogVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 31

"I'm in school"

When a stripper tells you that, what percent of the time is that a lie?

larryfishermanContributor10 yrs ago 2 40

A win for pot heads on Family Feud....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jatbSHju2MQ

mikeya0210 yrs ago 1 11

9 Myths About Strippers, Debunked By A Former Stripper

Another bunch of crap from a former stripper. http://www.bustle.com/articles/151418-9-myths-about-strippers-debunked-by-a-former-stripper

jackslashElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 15

The simple things

I find it refreshing in a strip club sometimes if I'm walking to the restroom or something, and I pass by a stripper on the way there. Say I've never met this stripper before, but with a smile on her…

larryfishermanContributor10 yrs ago 4 12

An erotic sex story to fit Heck's limited attention span

I eat her pussy. She has an orgasm. We fuck. I cum inside her. She's only 18.

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 8

An Erotic Sex Story

I know that many of you are not particularly interested in the youngest dancers, in part at least because they are relatively inexperienced sexually. I completely understand that concern. My most experienced provider is GingerBread who is literally…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 16

Does Such a List Exist?

I'm curious if there is a list or place where I can find out what clubs will allow based on locale? Say, hypothetically I wanted to begin visiting cities periodically, not for business or anything, but simply for a weekend…

timothyjames55Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 4 13

OT: Former NFL player Will Smith killed in road rage shooting

Longtime New Orleans Saints standout Will Smith, one of the most beloved players in recent franchise history, was shot and killed Saturday night. It happened when his car was hit by another vehicle and the other driver reportedly shot Smith…

Papi_ChuloElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 7

Papi_Chulo came to town.

Yesterday he dragged his ass into Follies an hour late. Bubba267 and I were already there. An hour later Verybigdawg showed up. the 4 of us took over the NE corner of the club next to the DJ booth. The…

shadowcatElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 4 39

Excuses

I feel like I have heard it all when it comes to excuses of why a dancer had to cancel OTC. I would love to hear reasons all of you have heard so maybe I will hear one I haven't…

jayhawk123Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 3 24

Credit Cards - worth it?

I was considering using my credit card at a central Texas club and was wondering if anyone here has any horror stories of over-charging, etc? Thanks

tynan10 yrs ago 9 25

Current pornstars

I had a porn thread awhile back asking who were your favorite pornstars of all time. Now I'm asking you who are your favorite current pornstars? (meaning that they're still in the business) For me •Lela Star (Kim K lookalike, incredible ass) •Amy…

larryfishermanContributor10 yrs ago 2 34

One of the best ever

One of the best ever DS sex sessions was tonight. I haven't felt so massively fulfilled sexually in months. DS had better fucking watch herself or she could be out of a job. Cause in a week when…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 3 16

Elvis Syndrome

I tend to completely avoid strippers that have given birth. The stretch marks, sagging breasts, loose abdomen, leftover fat in the hips, C-section scars, and other physical destruction are just too much for me. Maybe it is the caveman deep…

sinclairElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 19

At what age?

At what age does it start to come unrealistic that a stripper (in her 20's) would want to fuck you for free?

larryfishermanContributor10 yrs ago 4 23

14 days str8 at day labour and i need a beer and a blow job

Yep old James has been working hard and long shifts at the day labour office doing odds and inns at various construction sites. 14 days in a row and a fresh money club of $400 dollars. I'm going out for…

BagBoyJamesContributor10 yrs ago 11 2

Some People Really Deserve To Go To Hell

Like this asshole that did this: http://edition.cnn.com/2016/04/10/us/dog-found-with-muzzle-taped-shut-new-york-irpt/index.html?eref=rss_topstories But, a better punishment may be to spend a weekend with SJG in his mom's basement, or being forced to listen to JS69 debate with himself out loud which DS is his favorite.

shailynnVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 3 5
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