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"It is when darkness falls that the true horror manifests - the obligatory trip to the strip club. A clouded mind is often best when entering these charnel palaces, so thank the lord for those 12 pints and two dozen…

Let's all join in wishing the new POTUS well, even though he wasn't my choice for president, if Donald Trump doesn't succeed we are all in trouble. Let's see what happens next.

The title says it all.

THE WICKED OL BITCH THE BITCH IS DEAD DING DONG THE WICKED BITCH IS DEAD Bill and Hillary, crawl away on your hands and knees and vanish

Tear out the vegetable garden and put in stripper poles?

Seriously... Some of these liberals going into total hysteria/panic is kind of amusing. :-) No it's not 1933.

Ya' stupid fag!

Has anyone here ever contracted an STD despite using a condom?

This is my first year dancing. I really want to try a few new places out and travel but not too far. What are some good places in new hampsire, Connecticut

Was kinda bored and wandered over to the Pink site since I hadn't been in a while - saw this one and some of it made me LOL - same ole same ole in terms of their complaints such as: "...…

Hillary and her celebrities are not going to make America great again .

I drove through an area today I have not been in for a while... Years ago a Cop lived in this area. He csme home and found his wife fucking someone. He tied her and the other dude up to the…

Where I live I see more Trump Pence signs than anything. I see these signs outside of neighborhoods on grass strips. Usually next to a fence. I keep misreading these in my head as Trump Fence...

a) dayshift or nightshift? b) how was the club - same as always; less busy; more busy?

Do I still have time to get laid and still vote? (Just waiting on the two minutes comments). LOL

Property at Follies charged $30 for 1.5 songs. Should be $10/song.

Where is your poll located. Mine is in a Baptist church. I find that strange when we are supposed to have a separation of church and state.

If you have a threesome and the two women don't engage in bisexual play, is it really a threesome? I say no because my first threesome was with the first and third girls I ever fucked and despite…

A BJ with your morning coffee instead of a danish. What a way to lose weight... I'll have the hummer from the blonde tart and skip the pastry! I'd bet good money it would be busy and the world…

But I know the importance of today, and I know that I can send messages and make statements in other ways. Like most of us, Hillary Clinton is clearly influenced by the Civil Rights Movement, the Anti-War Movement, and the Women's…

Ok, I'll start by saying I'm really glad I found this site! There’s this little hole in the wall club I drive past on the way to our (wife and I) weekend/country place a couple hours away from where we live…

Hillary is so ugly that, when she gives blowjobs it counts as anel

All this downer talk about which liar is gonna be the next president. Let's brighten up the mood a little bit. Have you ever seen a stripper that looked exactly like someone famous? Recently I met a stripper that looks EXACTLY like…

https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/breast-augmentation-surgery-free-fall-165213454.html Breast augmentation surgery is in free fall. "The analyst pointed to a decline in breast augmentations as one example of consumers' changing tastes. Roughly 279,000 American women went under the knife in 2015, down from nearly 331,000 three years earlier. It…

Rather than following the election coverage all day on TV and cursing the state of our perishing republic, I'm heading to the strip club to drown my sorrow in titties and beer. I plan to arrive at the…