TJ Mongers

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6 yrs ago

Tips for quickest re-entry into US from TJ without Global Entry card or Sentri P

I've read the posts about expedited re-entry into US in lines accommodating Global Entry or Sentri. Wasn't able to process Global Entry before upcoming trip. Not staying overnight. Any tips for quickest…

20 comments - last 6 yrs ago (OldGringo)

If she walks away smiling, you spent too much.

7 yrs ago

Are TJ hotels next to the clubs more expensive than other hotels?

If I didn't intend to club, would I want to consider the TJ hotels or are there cheaper and/or better alternatives?

27 comments - last 7 yrs ago (Countryman5434)

Off again on again PL

7 yrs ago

Getting an LDK in TJ?

So I am going to TJ for a hair transplant. If I am already there in TJ I might as well stop by Hong Kong to check it out and see if I can get…

12 comments - last 7 yrs ago (JAprufrock)

I entered the dragon and was never the same

7 yrs ago

I love tj so much i am seriously thinking of getting a trucking job in san diego to be close to tj! What does everybody think? Am i out of my mind? I am absolutely…

79 comments - last 7 yrs ago (san_jose_guy)

7 yrs ago

We dont need a Wall , America should learn and be more like Mexico . Look at Tijuanas clubs everyone falls in love with them .Mexican girls know how to please a man with DFK…

11 comments - last 7 yrs ago (JAprufrock)

7 yrs ago

TJHK? Heading for the other heaven Frankfurt FKKs

Hola TUSCL amigos! I tried HK now I’m going for the trifecta of heavens boys. Yeah HK and FKK don’t make a trifecta but it sounds cooler like that. Anyway we can discuss, I’ll leave…

21 comments - last 7 yrs ago (JAprufrock)

7 yrs ago

Hong Kong Tijuana Trip

My buddies and I went to TJ for a night during my bachelor party. They were kinda pissed we were not in Vegas but all that changed once we turned on the block. Had our…

8 comments - last 7 yrs ago (Countryman5434)

Stredocesky kraj

7 yrs ago

I'm gonna start off by saying ... God didn't endow me with the greatest sexual gifts. I am bad ass in a fight but my junk is ... *holds up little finger*. Doesn't really matter to…

5 comments - last 7 yrs ago (Maus3r)

7 yrs ago

Question to PhatBoy99 about TJ

So one place that is really popular on this website, is the Hong Kong Gentlemen’s Club. It’s located in Tijuana, and relatively close to San Diego. It has the massive size and interior design layout…

30 comments - last 7 yrs ago (JAprufrock)

7 yrs ago

Hey guys! I am looking to go back to tj Next month. Had a fucking blast met a lot of randoms there as well. Towards the end 7am there was a sketch situation which has…

10 comments - last 7 yrs ago (Pduh)

future POTUS and Senator in training

Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?

7 yrs ago

Country man can we go to TJ together plz

13 comments - last 7 yrs ago (Countryman5434)

Stredocesky kraj

7 yrs ago

How to dress in Tijuana?

From my research it seems wearing your best duds in TJ is a mistake, as it could draw negative attention. Thing is, when I go out I like dressing up. It's more for…

29 comments - last 7 yrs ago (Maus3r)

I entered the dragon and was never the same

7 yrs ago

I gad 3 tj chicas texting me at the same time today! Has anyone ever had that happen or had more than one stripper calling or texting at the same time?

15 comments - last 7 yrs ago (san_jose_guy)

I entered the dragon and was never the same

7 yrs ago

It has been two weeks since i left paradise! I steel feel sad almost depressed what does that mean?

10 comments - last 7 yrs ago (san_jose_guy)

7 yrs ago

Legendary Hong Kong Tijuana

Damn I notice Hong Kong is close to 1,000 reviews !!! imagine all those Arribas FS ^^ Proud of myself i contributed to one of those 1K LoL . I bet reviews will keep going…

15 comments - last 7 yrs ago (TrollWarnBot)

7 yrs ago

Hong Kong Tijuana Sushi

So I went a few times to Hong Kong in Tijuana. I remember one time there was a female lying down with sushi on her and dudes would give dollar tips to eat sushi…

20 comments - last 7 yrs ago (Papi_Chulo)

If she walks away smiling, you spent too much.

7 yrs ago

Are there any live sex shows in Tijuana?

With prostitution being legal and all and openly discussed, what's to stop a strip club from hiring a man and a woman to have sex on stage in front of other people?

28 comments - last 7 yrs ago (san_jose_guy)

7 yrs ago

Tijuana casinos

Hey guys new to TUSCL. Just went to HK last week and couldn't be happier. Maybe tj could be a one stop shop. Wondering if any tusclers been to the casinos? And how safe are

2 comments - last 7 yrs ago (Warrior15)

7 yrs ago

Will be there in a few hours.. wish me luck guys lol... anyone else here going to be there?

35 comments - last 7 yrs ago (TJ Lee)

future POTUS and Senator in training

Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?

7 yrs ago

Are there any beautiful places in TJ

7 comments - last 7 yrs ago (san_jose_guy)

future POTUS and Senator in training

Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?

7 yrs ago

Are Tj/strippers in Mexico more sensual than US strippers or not?

Are their attitudes any differrent ? Made new post bc butchered title of the other one with the shit typos

9 comments - last 7 yrs ago (Jascoi)

future POTUS and Senator in training

Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?

7 yrs ago

Are Tj/strippers in Mexico note sensual than US strippers

Are there attitudes any different or not ?

8 comments - last 7 yrs ago (pistola)

7 yrs ago

Asking for her ID in Tijuana?

Different resources I’ve read say when in doubt, ask her ID or skip her. It’s one thing to ask ID from a street chick, but how do you do it with a stripper? Seems awkward.…

9 comments - last 7 yrs ago (san_jose_guy)

7 yrs ago

Hey guy, Last minute things I should bring to Tijuana? Condoms.. What else?? Lol I mean I will be only there for a day or two, I don’t know what else to bring..

9 comments - last 7 yrs ago (WetWilly)