TJ Mongers

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7 yrs ago

Daytime companion at TJ

I’m headed down to Tijuana early September. I went down a month or so ago to do a scouting trip which was successful. I’d like to to Rosarito for a day when I…

17 comments - last 7 yrs ago (san_jose_guy)

I entered the dragon and was never the same

7 yrs ago

Is going to tj from louisville ky every 2 or 3 months overkill? What's everybody think!

24 comments - last 7 yrs ago (Countryman5434)

I entered the dragon and was never the same

7 yrs ago

I am home and i feel sad it is that normal

30 comments - last 7 yrs ago (san_jose_guy)

7 yrs ago

You love Mexico Tijuana

How many of you fell in love after experiencing Tijuana that US clubs felt pointless afterwards ? I know i did .

37 comments - last 7 yrs ago (san_jose_guy)

If there was a problem Yo, I'll solve it, Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it, nice spice baby, nice spice baby

7 yrs ago

No need to go to TJ...

...when you're dating (FWB, not P4P) model quality civie hotties like I am, but it sounds like a good deal for the rest of the losers here... ...especially if your extras budget is a whopping $200…

4 comments - last 7 yrs ago (Call.Me.Ishmael)

I entered the dragon and was never the same

7 yrs ago

One day away! Wooooo!

28 comments - last 7 yrs ago (Countryman5434)

7 yrs ago

Is Adelita TJ bad?

Seems like all the articles and vast majority of THE TIME discussion is about HK. Is Adelita dead or just not worth it?

16 comments - last 7 yrs ago (san_jose_guy)

7 yrs ago

Cubans at follies vs tj whores

Been thinking about this because it irritates me all the complaining about the cubans at follies. How are they any different than the Mexican whores in tijuana? They speak just as much or less english…

37 comments - last 7 yrs ago (san_jose_guy)

7 yrs ago

Hey guys, going to tj mid August. How much tip money should I bring. Or should I pull out money there? Not sure if I want to carry a lot of money on me. I’ve…

22 comments - last 7 yrs ago (Pduh)

Life is short, bald and smelly

7 yrs ago

Heading to TJ next 2 days

First visit! A echopizza-esque review to follow. See you fellow Mongers soon!

15 comments - last 7 yrs ago (san_jose_guy)

I entered the dragon and was never the same

7 yrs ago

To all you tj regulars do you all speak Spanish? If you don't can you get by with google translate?

16 comments - last 7 yrs ago (nicespice)

7 yrs ago

Hola Amigos, Sorry I have not posted lately. I’ve have been busy selling the goats I bought for San Jose Guys visit that never happened because his mom wouldn’t let him come down to Tijuana.…

7 comments - last 7 yrs ago (TrollWarnBot)

I entered the dragon and was never the same

7 yrs ago

All this talk about hk and tj and no comnent from tijuana tim? What happened did he get arrested?

10 comments - last 7 yrs ago (Countryman5434)

If she walks away smiling, you spent too much.

7 yrs ago

Can you flush toilet paper down the toilets in Tijuana bathrooms?

I've heard that you have to dispose of toilet paper into trash cans.

20 comments - last 7 yrs ago (PaulDrake)

I entered the dragon and was never the same

7 yrs ago

I have read nothing but good things bout hk tj and zona norte! Has anyone ever went and not had a good time?

27 comments - last 7 yrs ago (Jascoi)

7 yrs ago

Free night In Tijuana in exchange for green card

Hola amigos, I have a few female cousins that want to come to America. We used to be able to get them in using a catapult, or a drone carrying the skinny ones over the…

9 comments - last 7 yrs ago (san_jose_guy)

7 yrs ago

plan to go to TJ hk club, anyone with me?

plan to go to TJ hk club, anyone with me? Prefer people speaking chinese. HAHA

1 comment posted 7 yrs ago (TJ Lee)

The ultimate strip clubs goer.

7 yrs ago

Moving to be near TJ anyone with me?

I know this is a long shot, but any of yall out there would like to relocate to SD county? To be near paradise. Because you're sicked of the snow, or just retired,…

61 comments - last 7 yrs ago (Jascoi)

I entered the dragon and was never the same

7 yrs ago

To all you tj regulars what would be the best way to break down 3000 in 20's to 10's 5's and 1's or should i break it down to pesos for my 4 day stay?

11 comments - last 7 yrs ago (TJ Lee)

7 yrs ago

tips for asian guy to go to tijuana red light area

Hi, I'm an asian guy living san diego, and plan to have a visit to tijuana's red light area. My main concern is about the safe problem. Are there many asian guys at there? And…

25 comments - last 7 yrs ago (TJ Lee)

The ultimate strip clubs goer.

7 yrs ago

Tijuana visitors did you notice this?

Did any one noticed there's a big church between HK and Adelita? I've heard story of some girls going there to pray before going to work. How sweet is that? I guess…

17 comments - last 7 yrs ago (l00ber)

7 yrs ago

Has a ROB in Tijuana ever had you beaten up?

I’ve read about never prepaying, standing your ground if she attempts to charge beyond the agreed amount, etc. And if she insists on prepayment, ending the session quickly and leave. If she attempts higher charges,…

30 comments - last 7 yrs ago (san_jose_guy)

They never tell you what you need to know.

7 yrs ago

Picture of Brothel Workers in Tijuana for San Jose Guy

http://cdn.historydaily.org/content/55119/3a10a9d4365811ef456491a839ffcfdb.jpg San Jose Guy is thinking "I'll take the tall blonde."

2 comments - last 7 yrs ago (orionsmith)

future POTUS and Senator in training

Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?

7 yrs ago

Tijuana v thailand

Which food do u prefer. I love thai

11 comments - last 7 yrs ago (rane1234)