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I am broke and I need the government to fix it. I suggest having all boomers donate 20% of their savings to all millennials still living at home with their parents, like I am.…

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After 6 months visited Vivide with expectation there will be improvement. Certainly cars outside were more in comparison to my last visit at 4;40 for Monday also reflected on the patrons inside but the…

Tonight he has has been talking about sucking ketchup off of a toy animal's dick, Fucking a dead movie star, and Humping the livestock! He must be having a psychological breakdown. He has been making…

Came in on a friday around 5. No cover charge.parking lot was somewhat pack dont know why tho? Dim lighting big wrap around bar in the middle with stage and a smaller stage of to…

Synn opens at 11 and I arrived around 11:45. I was told that only one girl was working so far. Admission was free between 11-1 (except on Thursdays). Sure enough, it was dead inside. It…

Leather and Lace is located on a busy street in a booming area of Charlotte known as the Southend. The building exterior has recently been updated and looks very nice. There is only…

It's the first Saturday in May and it's time for the Kentucky Derby. Who do you like? For extra credit say why. It looks like an evenly matched field if you look at…

He is a lying cocksucker. Sucks more cock than me. Ask me anything you want to know about him.

On a Sunday afternoon, $1 cover with encouragement to tip the door girl, so I threw another buck in the bowl. Had a soft drink for $4. I don't know about parking and if a…

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So if you're coming to Louisville, here's a very brief rundown of the clubs that are left. I sometimes do an article with more detail, but I've been a bit on the busy side…

A few weeks ago, I succumbed to the charms of one of the local escorts and accompanied her to an adult bookstore/theater. This is something I've never even considered before, primarily because aside from a few…

If you search boyfriend on that subreddit, there’s hundreds of posts from strippers talking about how theyd never do OTC with customers and they laugh at customer attempts for otc and etc. the impression you…

I stopped in monday afternoon hoping to catch the twins. The parking lot has been discussed at length. I prefer to back in, because if you pull straight in, you'll have to back…

Visited twice on a recent trip to New Orleans (Sunday and Tuesday nights) and came away convinced again that this is the best club I've found for people interested in high contact lap dances (had…

When even the Detroit and Miami guys are starting to bitch you know we're not in the golden years. Seems like everybody chirping though. Anybody thrilled with what's going on in their backyard right now?

how do they feel about it?

Some people claim strippers SO’s are actually proud of their jobs and thus like dating them. Supposedly, they see it as bragging rights if so many guys want their girl, yet can only touch their…

I reviewed this club about 9 months ago. Although many of my earlier statements remain true, my comments here regarding the private dances provide a new perspective that may be of interest to other hounds. Location:…

Review from visit several months back. Weekday around 10:30PM. Big parking lot and inviting from the outside. Bouncer at the door felt me up briefly and I went inside. Nice girl at the…

I had a limited amount of time (60-90 minutes) to stop into Theeee Dollhouse on my drive through Myrtle Beach, so I was hoping to maximize my bang for my buck. First off, club is located…

Stopped in Lucky's early afternoon Monday to see how things where with talent and any improvements made. The parking lot as previously described is a large unorganized space with some gravel and dirt or mud, depending…

Decided to wander over here after midnight on a Tuesday. Parking was easy, plenty of spaces. Paid the $20 cover with the ID scan and I was in. Got a coke for $4.25 and sat…

Has anyone here been to a strip club lately Tell us if you've had a good visit, and for the ladies, have you had any especially good nights (or days) lately?

Draft night 2 I found myself at the same NFL draft night party as last year so I decided to go to the same club as last year afterward. Thursday around 10 at the Palace,…

I arrived at Lust in the early afternoon, full of anticipation. It had been three months since my previous visit and I was looking forward to seeing the changes and, most of all, Summer. The…

On a Tuesday afternoon I Only had time club. I chose baby dolls because my past experience it’s a pretty active place with a lot of stuff going on and even on a Tuesday afternoon…

I stopped by The Gentleman's Club for the first time in a long time. It's an odd little club located behind the train tracks off of San Fernando right on the Glendale/Los Angeles border…

I’m finally getting around to write the part II of my visit to Hong Kong and the zona as a whole in March for 3 days/nights , Saturday to Monday. This will detail my experience…

Wouldn't have guessed a small town like Clarksburg would have such a club. More important, wouldn't have guessed a club in a small town like Clarksburg would have decent-looking girls in the club! But Angels did.…

Was staying about an hour away and had an evening to kill. Choices were Sioux City and here, obviously I'm writing this so you know which I picked. Place looks like your standard small town…

My wife and I were in town for Exxxotica so we decided to check out Admiral Theatre for the after party and to see Lauren Lotus as their guest dancer. You walk in, get the rules…

Back in the day, this was my hangout. But it has been at least 12 years since I had been here. I was in the mood for some top shelf product, and have been a…

I arrived at Vivide around 5pm on a Friday. Entry was $10. Upstairs was closed as usual. Downstairs was decently packed with maybe 30 girls working. I would say 70% were Hispanic, 25% AA, and…

Decided to stop into Tattletale's after reading reviews. I always prefer a full nude club. Cover was only $5, so that was a good start. On the other hand, it was looking…

Hadn't been to the Blue since before COVID, and decided to check it out. Got there around 7:30, still a bit early for the evening shift, but about a dozen dancers there. An…

Fair warning - I'm a regular at this club, member of club Lust, and very rarely go anywhere else. I also know that my opinions are just that - opinions from one individual, not a guarantee…

Place: Parking not too difficult. But hit or miss as they have street parking only and not many empty places. Club is kind of dumpy. Old and not that clean. I've seen much…

Based upon Muddy’s previous review, I wasn’t expecting much and I wasn’t disappointed. I also had the misfortune to run into Leah, the money vacuum. Stay away, stay far away. Access: Relatively easy to get to,…

I normally visit Pandora's in the mid-afternoon, The last time I was there it was in the evening around 7-8PM and at that time I was a bit disappointed both in the selection of…

The Good: Unlike other clubs in Queens, G2K is not crowed, it doesn't have crazy loud music, and it doesn't have gangster wannabee's. You don't feel like they are trying to film a rap video…