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twentyfive
Living well and enjoying my retirement
Has anyone here been to a strip club lately
Tell us if you've had a good visit, and for the ladies, have you had any especially good nights (or days) lately?

32 comments

  • skibum609
    2 years ago
    I went Monday afternoon after the worst physical I had ever had in my life. Despite being the new world record holder in triglyceride levels I was sad, so I went to Desires. Very understaffed, but one of my all-time favorites had been called into work and a 30-minute room with a 22-year-old blond spinner cheered me up. It didn't hurt that it was the best dance she ever gave me in the last 4.5 years, by a factor of 400%. I had so much fun I may actually be done for good because it cannot get better.
  • shadowcat
    2 years ago
    I went to Vivide on Monday to meet with Trapdoor who was in Atlanta on Business. 20 minutes into the meetup he was off to VIP with a former Follies dancer. I was supposed to meet a dancer that I had met on my last visit but she no showed. So I did not do a VIP. I will probably go tomorrow to hookup with an ex Follies dancer that has sent me 3 nude videos. I expect she will be up for VIP.
  • twentyfive
    2 years ago
    I get that I had a pretty good physical last week, I have had High Triglyceride levels in the past, I cut back on the booze and this past one my Triglyceride levels were under one hundred, my sugar has never been a problem, neither has my cholesterol, I just wanted to hold off drinking and eating any crap till I got my results back and they came today, my buddy is here from NY and we're gonna hit the golf course in Delray tomorrow morning and we'll probably hit a few clubs tomorrow and friday mid shift, planning to hit Cheetah Pompano and Solid Gold, if we have a good visit I'll post here.
  • skibum609
    2 years ago
    Say Hi to my buddies at Boston's on the beach in Delray. 2860 for my triglycerides. World record.
  • twentyfive
    2 years ago
    ^ Was that a Typo 2860, I think normal is between 90 and 150, you better cut down on the booze buddy, damn I think the highest I ever was was 166.
  • Warrior15
    2 years ago
    I wanna hear some stories about what happened in those VIP sessions. CIM ? 3-somes ? Anal ? C'mon, I haven't been to a club in a while and I'm stuck in Nashville now. Home of the air dance.
  • twentyfive
    2 years ago
    BTW We aren't going to Bostons We have reservations at Tramonti's tonight, and plan to hit The Okeechobee Steak House, on Saturday evening.
  • SirLapdancealot
    2 years ago
    I'm going to a club after work today. W00 W00!
  • skibum609
    2 years ago
    2860 was the actual number, beating my original record of 979 set in 1978. I assume my blood is the consistency of cement right now.
  • twentyfive
    2 years ago
    Dayumn man how are you still alive
    LOL
  • skibum609
    2 years ago
    Now you sound like my doctor who almost had a heart attack herself when I told her this weekend, I will shovel 20,000 lbs of dirt and mulch into and back out of a wheelbarrow as I redo all the gardens in my yard.
  • twentyfive
    2 years ago
    That’s not a big deal I’m stupid that way too sometimes I also bite off more than I can chew, my next project will be trimming the trees around my home in time for hurricane season I’m debating if I should rent a boom lift or just pull out the ladder I don’t have any real urgency it can take a few days I don’t have to go to work any more so it’s easier and I can pace myself
  • rickdugan
    2 years ago
    This thread is depressing, lol.

    I am still clubbing regularly, but not quite like I used to. Increased obligations are one reason, but truth be told age is also slowing me down.

    Thankfully I still look far younger than I am. Most guys my age are going bald with at least salt and pepper hair if not outright gray. I OTOH have kept a boyish face and a full head of natural colored hair. This definitely helps me on the OTC front with the borderline girls.

    But with those genetic gifts also come genetic curses, which I won't go into. Suffice it to say that my body has been telling me to slow down for some time now. When I joined this site 12 years ago I could party for 3 nights straight, take one night off and then do another 3 nights, all while working during the day, but not anymore. Nowadays if I party too much during a night, other things suffer the next day, and if I do so too frequently there are other consequences. So I had to slow down.
  • skibum609
    2 years ago
    One Saturday in March we skied 4 hours in the afternoon. I had dinner and then spent 3 hours at Hour Place. In bed by midnight and up at 5:15 a.m. Sunday. drove to Sunday River and skied until 11:30. Pounded some beers, smoked some weed and went out for margaritas and food in Tilton NH. Drank and ate too much. Back on the road, with beer and weed and home by 7:00. Showered and out and at desires by 8:30. Left at 1 a.m., in bed by 2 and up at 6 to get ready for Court and a 12-hour Monday. Age has affected me because I did get 3 hours of sleep, whereas 10 years ago I'd have hit the casino instead. Pedal to the metal and die whenever....
  • ElDuderino_AZ
    2 years ago
    Have not been in a while...too busy watching 10 games/night and following my sports bets. Next week is Pearl Jam and I took a couple days off...perhaps I'll sneak a visit in. But if I don't, with Stanley Cup playoffs in full swing now, I wouldn't anticipate a free night for at least a month!
  • crosscheck
    2 years ago
    Skibum - Man, if you had my doctor he'd be ready to murder you. An old school Italian guy that has been my PCP for my entire adult life. Walked up one side of me and down the other when my LDL came back at twice what it should be, asking me if I want to have a stroke or a heart attack before I'm 50. I've made progress since. But man, I can only imagine his reaction to a triglycerides number like that. It could trigger a murder-suicide...
  • georgmicrodong
    2 years ago
    I've had "good" visits for the last few months. "Good" means plenty of handsiness in lap dances, the occasional blow job in a VIP, and enough OTC bites to make weekday lunch breaks interesting.

    This weekend is the Oaks and Derby, and most of the clubs will be standing room only shortly after the main race is over, so I'll probably stay home. Totally not interested in fighting the crowds and the high rollers.
  • skibum609
    2 years ago
    Cross it says in my chart "checked 3 times" lol. My guess is when I get em tested in June they'll be back down in the 600 range.
  • Muddy
    2 years ago
    I’ve been hitting strip clubs recently but nothing really out of this world yet
  • Icee Loco (asshole)
    2 years ago
    At a club tonight. Slushies and gummies with the stripper hoes. I've been going more often though. Starting to treat a few clubs like regular bars.
  • Icee Loco (asshole)
    2 years ago
    Instead of posting here like you claim to want to. You're all busy trolling yhe front room 🤡
  • twentyfive
    2 years ago
    ^This is why we need the two way block, I made this post to not pay you no nevermind yet you still try to make all about yourself
  • Icee Loco (asshole)
    2 years ago
    No you made this post to act like you're above me. But You are in the front room trolling me. Not posting here.

    You can easily ignore me but you won't coz you get off on trolling me 24 7. Your posting history speaks for itself
  • Tetradon
    2 years ago
    "2860 for my triglycerides. World record."

    Be still my beating pancreas.
  • SirLapdancealot
    2 years ago
    My new fave was awesome yesterday. And the club was dead so she was in no rush. She sat and teased me for half an hour then I got three dances. She had on a skimpy pink bikini looking like a perfect 10 beach babe. 'twas a good visit as usual.
  • Icee Loco (asshole)
    2 years ago
    I only ended up spending $60 for 4 stripper hoe club slushies. Got a night of a stripper hoe acting all shy and blushing and laughing coz she enjoyed my company. Almost went in for a frmos but we didn't want to get caught. A part of the laughs was tuscl lulz. But this is kinda how my nights at the club play out.

    There's another club I really like just as a bar. They have the coldest beers! Sports on the tvs. And later really good hip hop music at a very loud volume.

    Sometimes I like making it rain. If I get dances I do my best to make the girls laugh during them. Lulz
  • skibum609
    2 years ago
    ^5 Tet. Since my score on the test I have been much better. My boss/friend died from pancreatic cancer - it was an ugly 5 years.
  • crosscheck
    2 years ago
    ^ my mother died from pancreatic cancer. It was a 5 week roller coaster headed straight down.
  • skibum609
    2 years ago
    I am sorry for your loss. It's how most with pancreatic cancer end up. I have no obligations compared to my friend so I would never go through what he did to make 5 years. Lost 165 pounds in the first 2 years 330 to 165. It's the worst of the worst.
  • crosscheck
    2 years ago
    ^ yeah, I think it was better that it was quick, so there wasn't that much suffering. Unfortunately she made the decision to get chemotherapy in the fantasy that she would live long enough to make it to her favorite niece's wedding that was in about 10 weeks from her diagnosis. It was never going to happen and all the chemo did was destroy the quality of what little life she had left. Needless to say, Mother's Day is not exactly my favorite weekend/holiday. I might require some poker and/or a trip to Desire to take my mind off it...
  • twentyfive
    2 years ago
    Great visit yesterday evening my buddy and I hit Cheetah Pompano place was packed at 5 PM, met a tall slim brunette with long hair and legs for days, great VIP session left about 9 PM completely satisfied great afternoon
  • Icee Loco (asshole)
    2 years ago
    I went at like 11 and stayed til 4. Nursed a few drinks did some career guidance smoked a weed pen and people watched. It was interesting watching customers. A lot of short young guys. Dressed to impress. A weird trend with older guys in Vegas is shirts and sports jackets with shorts and dress shoes. I've seen quite a few guys wear that. And a lot of this new batch of stripper hoes lack people skills. I think it's why lots were getting turned down.
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