Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas
3340 S Highland Dr Las Vegas, NV 89109

First visit to SR in forever.

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BumHip
May 4, 2022, 9:23 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

Back in the day, this was my hangout. But it has been at least 12 years since I had been here. I was in the mood for some top shelf product, and have been a good boy for about 4 months, so I thought SR would be my best bet. As warned from other reviews, there is no local discount, so at 10 pm ish, I arrived, parked easily, got my pat down, and paid ,my 43+change (after tax) and made my way in after assuring the bouncer I could find my way around on my own. Place was 2/3 full, but all of the seating along any wall was reserved for no one in particular.

I paid $7 for my knock off Perrier. Actually thought that was ok for a strip club in Vegas. Problem is the talent was just ok. Girl after girl sat next to me in the tiny table/chair set ups they have. I had money on me, but after asking the girls what the costs were, I only found one that "did it for me." She was about 28, athletic, tone, and tall. She said we could do a 3/$100 with no drink upsell on the "reserved" wall. I went for it. She was ok, let my hands roam, but only on her legs and butt, and her just bearly pronounced six pack. No kitty, or even the nice C boobs were available for digital inspection. The other thing was her G string was SUPER tight on her. I find that tight G string to be a stripper chastity belt. Couldn't get in there with a crowbar, and a stick of butter. So I called it a night when we were done. From what the girls told me, there was more fun to be had in the other WAY more expensive rooms, but I was just not interested in spending aver $400 to be with a girl I was not super attracted to.

I'm still searching for my high milage places in Vegas that cost less than a new Tesla payment to have a great 20-30 minutes of fun with. I'm all ears in the comments if you know of any. I think the value of TJ, and Florida have ruined me. Years ago SR had THE best looking girls that would do most anything. But now, with a buffet of 6's, and 7's, I just can't see spending the dough.

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