Visions

This was my first time here and it was very interesting from other places I’ve been, Texas Clubs and Penthouse BR. I went on a Tuesday evening and didn’t get charged…

1. Price Cover Charge: $10 (Tip: If you print out "Free Pass" at the website, you are exempt to pay for the cover chanrge) Drink: $4~5 (I only drank water and sprite. There might…

Visions in New Orleans is where the locals go. I was in town for a meeting and was staying in the French Quarter. Taylor Swift was in town for a 3…

If you want a club where the people there are relaxed and friendly, I absolutely suggest Visions. Now, look, there are things that are different. You don't get your own table, girls are…

I was in town for work/training. I scoured through TUSCL reviews to find the club best suited to my taste. Concensus seemed to be expensive low mileage…

I used to go to Visions on a regular basis about 15 or so years ago. Then I moved away, and I recently returned to the New Orleans area. The Visions of…

I hit up Visions while in town one Saturday. I had checked out Penthouse the night before and this was a completely different experience. Not necessarily worse (though I wouldn't say either…

Went to Visions on a Tuesday night. It was about a 20 minute Uber from the French Quarter. It's in an area most would consider sketchy, but seemed like they…

My wife and I were in New Orleans on vacation and took the opportunity to visit another strip club. We are still new to this, and this would be our second strip…

This was my first trip to Visions since COVID. The club is not in a great area of town but they have security and cameras watching the parking lot. I really like…

Probably the best bang for your buck in New Orleans. Completely off of Bourbon, so you'll need to drive/uber there. $10 or so cover, but you get a drink coupon. There isn't really…

Came in around 8 pm after trying a couple FQ strip clubs. Uber was about $15 each way and I think there was a small cover. Very odd place and it was…

Visions is in a bad area of New Orleans. Pretty safe during the day and a good size parking lot with cameras. They have cleaned the inside up greatly. Two bar stages…

Visited twice on a recent trip to New Orleans (Sunday and Tuesday nights) and came away convinced again that this is the best club I've found for people interested in high contact…

I've visited Visions many times in the past, but not often since the covid-lockdowns started. Over the Christmas and New Years period I made several visits, nearly all on weekend nights, to…

I had been to Visions two days prior but was completely drunk so don’t remember that night, so I decided to try again. I came in with about 800 in my pocket…

I was going to park my truck at a truckstop and call a taxi but was allowed to park in the clubs grass & dirt parking lot. I walked in the door…

First time in NOLA in almost 20 years. Remembered the tourist traps, and decided to try to do better. Arrived around 8:15 and the club was fairly empty, maybe 12…

Bar is as many have reviewed before, with no changes. Girls walk bar pretty regular, and you need to tip each one or get some grief. Girls walk…

I went on a Sunday evening (arrived around 7:30pm and left around 9:15pm). As others have mentioned, the layout of this bar is really abnormal, the bar itself is the stage and…

I stopped in at Visions for the first time in months to see if any fundamental changes had taken place since the raid that happened or any other changes to the club.…

So, I haven't' been to the 504 in a long time. So, one would think a place where women pull out there tits for beads would have some bomb ass strip…

I was visiting NOLA and staying in the French Quarter, but fortunately, i had rented a car. I'd been to the downtown strip clubs years ago, before I even knew about TUSCL.…

This place is about 15 minutes or so out of downtown without traffic but much more laid back and a better value than the tourist clubs in the French Quarter. Arrived…

To start off, I’m sure others have touched on this, but this isn’t a traditional club where you sit and watch girls on the stage. You sit at a bar, and girls…

Alright, so my last visit to Visions was several years ago before the crackdown. Everything was on the table. Although it’s more expensive for the full experience after the shakedown this place…

Been to visions a few times, at night but have been going during the day lately because it's close to school and it really is the only place other then the city…

Been to Vision's before, but lately I've been stopping in for a beer every now and then in the day. Overall, it's probably your best option to see tits in the city before…

Gentlemen, this is my 1st review on this platform so I'm hoping it checks out alright. Went to Visions around midnight on Tuesday. About 10 or cars in the lot, the usual…

The layout is different from any other club I have visited. The place has a local bar feel but is nice enough to be comfortable. The girls dance on…

The guy before me pretty much covered it. I can add only a couple things. Location is 10 minute drive from French quarter. Parking... looked ample, but i took Uber NOTE— if you come in Uber,…

Well, my most recent trip to Visions confirms that things are still rather enjoyable there. The club, setting, building, parking lot, prices, staff, etc., are still the same. I am not going…

I stopped In Visions, after leaving Passions, a block away. My experience at Visions was instantly better, although that's not saying much! I was able to park near the front door in…

OK -- as noted the club was raided some weeks back. It was closed for about a week, now reopen for "business as usual". Research investment to see whether things…

Cover is $8 with one drink ticket for the night. Dances are $20 in the common room and $30 in the booths. Makes sense to go for the booths. Good mix of black/white…

I have to agree with the previous reviewer that the dancer quality has increased sharply over the last few months. I talked to half a dozen of them and most said that…

Generally speaking, I was happy with this my latest visit to Visions, "where the locals go", yup I'm a local. I went on a Thursday evening, more in order to check on…

Stopped by Visions last Friday afternoon. Probably a total of 10 dancers working. 2-3 good looking girls, 2-3 meh, and 2-3 who really shouldn’t be stripping. Pretty laid back place. Cheap drinks.…

Visited on a Saturday afternoon/evening, arrive before 8pm and there was no cover, domestic beers were $4, and they also had buckets of beers. Once inside there are two long oval bars…

I like to compare visits. I go to Visions often enough, I know my way around it. Previous reviews have described the layout, the type of experiences for lap dances available in…

The club is located in a pretty rough side of town. Its no where near the French Quarter. The parking lot is gravel and I showed up around 3pm I think. Beer…

Visions is off Bourbon Street, way off. Therefore, I was told by an Uber driver that it was more of a local place. There is a cover charge but you get tickets…

I've been away from NOLA for a while, so I decided to hit up Visions as I did not feel like dealing with the quarter. I paid the cover and went in,…

I would love to come and work here. It’s seems like it would be a nice place to work and make good money the girls are nice..I’ve never danced before but I’m…

This visit actually came two days after my last review happened. I did a couple of day trip visit to the French Quarter, had some good and drink, nice time then got…

I had some time before my flight so on the way to the airport I stopped by Visions to experience first hand what all the fuss was about. And I speak of…

Been a few times of late, both an afternoon and an evening visit, and frankly not quite sure why I went back after the first visit. Not what it used to…

Granted, those was a weekday, I always worry I look like a cop, and I left before midnight, but I was a little disappointed. There weren't a ton of customers or girls,…

I am a dancer, so this is written from the dancer's perspective. Come during the day (morning on Monday) if you want to be hired. Managers will usually start you off during…

Heard this was a good place to get away from the Bourbon Street hustle. Took an uber out and was surprised how far away it was. At least there wasn't any traffic.…

On arrival Visions appeared to be the same club I have enjoyed many times. But the details have changed. A few years ago the $20 lap dance area became air…

Where the locals go. I haven't been clubbing in quite some time, but over that delay Visions has still remained the "best" mainstream New Orleans club, IMO. The girls are not of…

It's been a while since I have stopped in at visions so it was time to check in. I arrived at around 2. Place was kinda dead, only about 4 customers. The…

Popped in with friends from out of town mostly because we were bored. Have been to the club maybe once or twice a year for the past 10 years. Quality of dancers…

I had not been to Visions since September 2014, so I was overdue for a check-up. I arrived at 20:00 on a Friday night. Cover is $8 after 19:00 and $4 before.…

I know I gend to review Visions alot, but It is really the only club in New Orleans I like to visit. Bourbon is way too expensive and pretentious. I LOVE Visions. So,…

Stopped by Visions around 10pm on a recent Friday night. I used to be a regular a few years back but have cut back on my time at Visions. I…

Decided to go with Visions again, because it's the only "East" club (read: cheaper than Bourbon) with daytime/early evening hours. Went in on a Tuesday during the early evening (around 6) and it…

First review, so I'll be a bit more thorough. You go in and the bouncer checks your ID ... not a fan of that, but no big deal. Paid the cover ($7 if…

So me and a few buddies of mine went and checked this club out. There's free parking along with a well lit parking lot. The entrance fee was 8 bucks with one…

In town on business. I hadn't been to a NOLA SC before, so I stopped by Visions in the afternoon to check it out. I wasn't a fan of the…

come here a lot. The physical cube has been described so i won't bore you. Dances are $30 a song and the are private rooms for $100. The private room used to…

i like visions a lot. it's the anti-bourbon street strip club where the girls aren't junkies and the management isn't pimping them. i often go in the afternoons (friday or saturday) and…

Visions is a good overall club. Free parking and then inside plenty of seating, all basically at a bar which the strippers will walk along. You're expected to tip $1 for the…

It had been a while since I've been to Visions so I thought last night would be a good time to pop in. It was very good. Quite a few…

Visited here a while back a on a trip to see a friend. we got there at about 10:00 on a thursday night plenty of girls walking the run way. I really…

I stopped in this afternoon to relax a bit, see some beautiful women. I wasn't disappointed. There were about 4 or 5 guys there. The numbers increased as the day shifts apparently…

Visited NOLA for a few days in late December. After spending a night on Bourbon street, the consensus seemed to be leave Bourbon and look for something elsewhere. A short…

Was out with friends and stopped by have a little fun. Must say that the smoking ban in the city is a plus. A night out on the town…

Went to Visions on Tuesday afternoon looking for a good time and relaxation. Got to the club right at Noon. They had been open for an hour, but only 1 other guy…

Went back to visions for the first time in quite a while. Still in a rough neighborhood but has very well lit parking. The recent no smoking laws in New Orleans has,…

Other reviews cover the basics well, so I will just add what I understand to be the bottom line at this spot. Everything seems to be on the table. The…

OK, so the layout of this place is strange. And is not in the best part of town. And it is a long way out of the way for a…

Visions may lose its place on my "must stop" list. Changes in the recent past have NOT improved this club. A couple of years ago the club changed the $20…

I wandered here after hitting up the clubs on Burboun and being rather dissatisfied. One girl at Barely Legal told me she worked here before the owner no had it, and she…

Was really looking for a place to watch some hockey. I know sounds strange but true. Doorman said should be no problem. Once inside all 4 big screens had…

i was in New Orleans three weks ago and i went to many strip clubs at Bourbon street, all very boring except Penthouse club, that was nice. so i decided to go to…

I went to Visions the night an ice storm was scheduled to blow into NO, so there were only about 7 dancers and approximately 3-4 other patrons in the bar that night.…

Walked up to the door of Visions just at dark on a Tuesfay one week before Fat Tuesday and the doorman said, "I gotcha dude, go on in." I knew that…

This club is pretty much like everyone says. Pay your $8.00 cover and you get a ticket for a free well drink or domestic beer. Charge me $1.00 for a Coronia. My friend…

Back after a long absence. This is where the locals go and this is where the local girls work. Not much has changed. Went on a Saturday, 3pm or…

This is my favorite club in New Orleans- much better than anything on Bourbon or in the French Quarter. $4 cover during the day/ $8 at night. Drinks are $7-$10,…

I was in New Orleans for a couple of days and was hoping to hit some clubs. After reading the review of the clubs on Bourbon Street, I decided to avoid…

It's been quite some time since my last visit to NOLA.  Visions has always been my favorite flavor as for the Orleans clubs,simply because the dancers are much fun,way sexy and simply, down…

I have been a long time visitor to Visions. In the last few months they have made some notable changes in how business is done. The $20 VIP dance room is…

I think it's kind of fun or retro that the girls walk up and down the bar (there are 4 lengths) from customer to customer for dollar tips. The girls circulate pretty…