Admiral Theatre

I’ve been going to this place since the early 90s (it’s literally down the street from where I live) and have posted a few past reviews about it. As others have…

Haven’t been here since the new ownership but used to enjoy it. Was a big fan of the $10 dances but I’ve heard those…

I really had a good time but I really wish they just had a regular bar. If they had everything they offer plus a…

Went there New Year's after hearing about the new management, BYOB, and more contact available. The floor plan is the same as before: Tables w/ 2-3 chairs…

the worst strip club I have been to. There was no touching In private or main room. There was no alcohol and cover was…

I went at about 11 on a Friday night. Club has a valet parking lot in the back, but after circling a couple times, I managed to find a parking spot on…

As one of the few strip clubs within Chicago proper and the only nude option, the Admiral Theater has little in the way of completion. Knowing that patrons have very limited choices,…

Pretty far from the city but worth it. Used to go here all the time from downtown until the sun came up. Usually the…

Management is running this place into the ground, between the pushy bouncer and the crap min drink order. Were told at the door that…

Was decent for a quick stop thru. I could take it or leave it. Had no cover which was nice on the night I…

Went there Saturday night for 3 hrs. After paying cover was taken to the back theater and shown a seat. Non alcoholic drinks were offered by the server while…

Visited on Saturday, Labor Day weekend around the midnight. Surprisingly, the place was quite empty, I counted around 20 people and 20 dancers (as I chatted with the girls later, end of…

Admiral isn’t what it used to be since COVID, but it still has its nights. I happened to be there on a great night this time. Valet parking is available, but I…

It used to be a great place, table dances great looking dancers and nice ones as well. I went with my wife and…

My first time going to Admiral.. after reading many reviews. This was around 11 on a Thursday. Only Valet parking. One of the managers introduced him and showed me around and sat…

LOVED THIS PLACE BEFORE COVID, BUT SINCE THERES NOT MUCH GOING ON LOVE THE GIRL WE FOUND CANT REMEMBER HER NAME BUT AT LAST…

Went there late night after a night out with some friends. Cover seems a bit high, girls were cool not too pushy. Lap dances…

First time clubbing in Chicago area. This place is more of an after hours spot than anything, but it's one of the only nude spots in the area. Only open late in…

Went on a Sunday late, massages on the floor were incredible and got some nice sexy tours from a dancer before settling on a…

I've been to Admiral a bunch of times for bachelor parties or solo trips. The girls are gorgeous but pricey. Last Saturday met a…

So this was the first club I'd ever been to, my friend and I arrived around 8pm or so right before we were on our way out of the city. The place…

So this was the first club I'd ever been to, my friend and I arrived around 8pm or so right before we were on…

Went here on a night that was a lot more dead than I expected it to be. Feels like their Saturdays are their most popping nights. It may be because their roster…

Went here on a night that was a lot more dead than I expected it to be. Feels like their Saturdays are their most…

No alcohol so any chance of fun is going to be expensive. Girls are all very nice but it’s very expensive for the private…

The tone has changed post-COVID here. Before it felt lighter and a bit more fun. Last couple visits have felt more like a by…

This time, in the contrary to the previous visit, I had a lot of fun with a couple of private dances. This time, I…

I have been to the Admiral about 10 times over the past 20 years. It does not vary much, so I feel I have a pretty consistent review here. First,…

super dead and zero alcohol. absolutely no touching of girls

Last week, I visited the Admiral Theater and I decided to have a private dance. In previous visits, I had a private dance for 3 songs ($100). Like before, the stage was…

I went to the Admiral Theatre after a long time and am glad I did. This continues to be one of my favorite places for a full-nude strip club in Chicago.…

Cannot begin to describe how awful the bouncers, management, and girls are. I swear I feel like this place is run by the mob.…

Yo. This is a late review from a Halloween visit. Went solo. Didn't dress up but every dancer there had a costume. Visited the club about 10-11 PM.…

Women are hot, place is clean and safe. That's all there is to this place, really. Dances are super expensive ($100 for 3 songs…

Went in after midnight. kinda sucks they don’t serve alcohol but my buddies and i were already hammered. after getting padded down and wanded.…

I went there for my birthday anniversary. They have a parking lot and I paid for parking along with the cover inside the Admiral Theater, then guided me into a table. Nice…

The place has a good atmosphere there is no alcohol and solid looking dancers. There is a fun laid back atmosphere here none of…

This place has really gone down hill. $250 used to get you a half hour private booth in VIP with varying mileage (depending…

Visited on a Thursday night and showed up around 11:30. This was my third time here and overall about par for the course. Bouncers were professional and friendly. Give me a rundown…

Nice Friday. Know a girl who works there that I’ve been crushing on for a while. Enjoyed my time with her! Didn’t pay…

First, you arrive and the bouncers check your ID and give you a rundown of the place: No touching, no alcohol, and no phones in the main part of the theater. After…

Chicago, Il. Friday night. Up on the Northside. I ate a fuck ton of Chicago food before this so I made sure I took my diarrhea here. TMI? Go to hell. Yeah…

I visited here with my SD and overall it was okay. No alcohol so that was the biggest bummer. I was only mesmerized by…

My wife and I were in town for Exxxotica so we decided to check out Admiral Theatre for the after party and to see Lauren Lotus as their guest dancer. You walk in,…

Was there right before Covid, early on a Saturday evening. Nice setup, looks like an old vaudeville / movie house. Large bar…

Beautiful girls but all hands off, even in the private room that was $250 plus tax & tip for 30min. Overpriced. I did VIP which…

I just came by one time when my brother wanted to take me after I turned 18 and it was well worth my money…

This is a non-liquor club so a lot of young clientele and the dancers are young too. Some of the girls were cool but…

The Admiral is pricey and (at least for me) inconvenient to get to, but I still visited it several times pre-COVID because of the full nudity, the quality of the dancers, and…

Amazing experience. Girls are super hot. Had an amazing lap dance and then paid for another. Buy the longer package, it’s worth it. When I…

Girls all wear pasties, they never come off, and the dances have little to no touching. Girls are very attractive but the whole thing…

I feel like there should be more reviews. That way I can find out more about this place. Then I can go and spend…

Went here on Friday night with a buddy. It was a clean place and tons of hot girls. You get lectured not to touch…

I’m not too impressed by this place. Sure they have really hot ladies but guys you’re totally not gonna get your moneys worth here. I know this is boring to everyone because…

Loved this club the first time I went 20 years ago for my bachelors party and it has stood the test of time!…

This was my first visit back to a club after the lockdowns, so didn’t know what to expect. When I went they had lifted all COVID restrictions and were no longer requiring…

Visited on a Saturday night the setup is really nice and the girls are smoking in this place. The dances on the main stage are fully nude which is always a plus…

This was my first time at Admiral since pre-covid. Layout of the club is the same, but it looks like they recently redid their…

Visited on a Sunday. A few girls but none really to my liking to stay a long time. Music was okay but would rather…

Overall, worth the visit. I was up charged about 2X once in the private dance room for what I was promised on the main…

Admiral Theater is a large topless club in Chicago's north side. It is fairly typical of a topless club in Chicago with the…

Last club I wanted to visit now that things started opening up. Metered parking is free after 10 around the club, so let's start with that. Upon entry there are bouncers outside with…

Not much has changed for entering except now there is a temperature check and waiver at the entrance. Mask required just the same with most venues. Price to enter + drink has…

I dont usually post a second review, but post covid.... there has been some changes. First of all, you used to always get half off admission if you showed a game day…

The Admiral used to be one of my favorites. Have lived here 20+ years and always knew what to expect. Pay a high cover but once inside you saw Chicago’s hottest, friendliest…

The Admiral has re-opened, but it's temporary limited to weekends due to the COVID-19 pandemic. It also has many strict guidelines to stay safe, such as having temperature checked before entering the…

Admiral charges $28 at the door, $25 plus some new Chicago tax. You have to buy one drink, non-alcoholic. So you have to spend minimum $34 just to decide to be here.…

Stopped in here after not visiting this club in years. There were many girls working and many of them were very beautiful, definitely some 10s in there and girls of all types.…

I've been to Admiral Theatre many times (been a few years) and I thought I put up a review. I live close by and the neighborhood is fine. The…

To start, I'm not big on the huge, Vegas-style clubs. I'm more of a neighborhood bar-style club person, but I gotta take advantage of a full-nude club when the opportunity presents itself.…

I felt nervous leaving my car on the street, but there’s a police station down the block so I convinced myself that it would be okay. The club is an imposing building…

This was probably my 5th time at the Admiral. I’ve been there on nights where dances were amazing and nights where every dance I received was a complete waste of time. This…

I had not been to the admiral for a number of years. It’s a bit further from downtown but I don’t like the vibe at the Pink Monkey which is near…

I was in Chicago for business and decided visit one of my old haunts, The Admiral Theatre. This club has been around forever and not much has changed in the past few…

After a couple month break from a negative experience, I decided to see if anything had changed. Cost is still the same: $28 at the door with a one drink minimum. Lowest priced…

Went with a few friends after a night of drinking Wednesday last night we parked at the valet which was 15 they parked it…

The admiral theater is the best place in Chicago to go to there's valet so tip him go in pay 25 dollar cover charge…

I have been spoiled recently by visits to high mileage clubs (not in Chicago), so this place was a bit of a letdown. I got here on a Wednesday night around 10pm. There…

Heard that the topless-only stage policy has ended, so I stopped back in (was previously going to write the place off) on a recent Friday. Got there around 11pm. Sure enough, I sat…

Phenomenal club. We had a great time. Nice and non pushy girls. Prices were fair. Lots of girls (almost too many) per client but…

The girls are alright, it was a decent way to spend a couple hours. Will probably go again but it can get pricey. Not…

This club has a couple nice dancers but the venue could be better. Would be nice if they served alcohol, too, and there's a…

I visited The Admiral once again this year looking for an upgrade from my last experience. Don't worry too much about the location despite what others have said. It's pretty safe. Paying…

The Admiral is still one of the better clubs in terms of aesthetics but other than that please read below for my price breakdown..the club itself is very nice from the inside…

Came in on a Thursday night with 3 of my friends. We received a coupon from our taxi driver for a discounted cover (50%). When we walked in we were seated by…

Came here late night and sat by the stage. Performances were weak and slightly awkward, but then I saw a gorgeous girl walking around.…

Best club in city limits. No booze but theres a bar next door and reentry is cool. Lots of different types of women. Floor…

If you’re staying downtown, this place is a bit of a hike. 20 mins if there’s no traffic. Once you get there cover is $28. That doesn’t include a…

I decided to try this place out despite reading a bunch of bad reviews, thinking maybe it's gotten a bit better since then. Well, maybe it has, but it still wasn't worth…

I hadn't been to the Admiral in some time, but decided it was time to see if this old favorite still delivers...and it does. Cover has crept up to $28 +…

I've gone here quite a few times, and it hasn't disappointed me yet. The Admiral is located in a quiet but semi-sketch area, however, the services and entertainment inside the venue makes…

Went there on my second to last day living in Chicago. Uber ride had me a little worried because it is in a sketchy area but the building is really nice and…

I was in town for business and decided to stop by based on the recommendation of a friend. Admiral is on the outskirts of town. A good 20-25 minute taxi…

I just left feeling robbed. As mentioned by others, you can only get full nudity in the private rooms. I got a few dances on the floor with some of the pretty…

Recently I made my first visit since spring. While I had a generally good time, it could well be my last visit due to some recent policy changes. Back in May there were…

I’ve been coming here since around 1995, and I’ve watched this club go through various changes in that time. Some have worked, some haven’t. But I they've really fucked…

The Admiral itself is still clean, nice and classy both inside and out. The music is usually a good mix of rock and hip-hop. The lighting is pretty good and…

Been to this club a couple of times. Each on Friday nights. Always found street parking when I drove up and down the street. Didn't know if my car…

Admiral charges $28 at the door, $25 plus some new Chicago tax. You have to buy one drink, non-alcoholic. So you have to spend minimum $34 just to decide to…

Got a bonus and decided to splurge a bit on a few dances. It was pretty empty. Only 3 others that I could see. Did the standard $10 dances and the ladies…