Two Ugly's and One Cutie

I stopped by The Gentleman's Club for the first time in a long time. It's an odd little club located behind the train tracks off of San Fernando right on the Glendale/Los Angeles border not far from the Golden Road Brewery and lot of warehouses and junk yards and other crap. It's not an unsafe area. It's just a nothing, kind of ugly area where there's a strip club just randomly and somewhat quietly sitting there.

It was about 3pm on a Monday and I didn't expect much. There was no doorman at the front when I arrived. I noticed one older partron sitting with an attractive blonde who looked to be late 30's sitting in the back of the club. There were 5 women sitting on couches on the other side of the stage which took up the majority of the room and had a pole on either side. Booth's with small tables surrounded either side of the stage. The bar is to the immediate right and that's where I paid the $20 cover which included a bottle of water. The club actually was nicer than I thought. Not sparkling by any stretch but clean. The men's bathroom, however, while clean had an unhealthy smell of cigarette smoke mixed with cologne mixed with incense. In fact there was also incense burning at the bar and one of the dancers was burning incense too. I don't know wtf that was all about.

First lady comes over. Her name is Aurora or Arielle or Ariana or something else with a A. She was about 140 years old and her weight was 20 over that. She seemed drunk or high or maybe both. She kept trying to grab by cock and quickly told me she carries her own condoms. I politely dismissed her. Then a second dancer came over - I wasn't listening when she gave me her name. She was about 110 years old and heavier than the first one. I largely ignored her too and she eventually left. There were 3 available ladies still yet to meet with me - one looked like an Hispanic Chris Farley, one looked pretty sexy actually with black hair and tats and then there was another dancer sitting further back who I couldn't quite judge but she came over next. I could tell right away she was younger, thinner and in better shape than the previous 2 so that made her my favorite before she said a word.