International House of Strippers

I had a limited amount of time (60-90 minutes) to stop into Theeee Dollhouse on my drive through Myrtle Beach, so I was hoping to maximize my bang for my buck.

First off, club is located on the main drag, Route 17, huge light up sign, cna't miss it. Well-lit parking lot, valet parking in front, self parking in the back. I arrived before 8pm, so the cover charge was only $5, and no drivers license scan. When you walk in, there is a bar in front on you, with 10-12 seats on either side. I usually try to grab a seat there if I am in by myself, and opposed to the table & chair setups by the stage. There is a large main stage, and a smaller satellite stage behind the bar. It was early, so they were only using the satellite stage in the first 40 minutes I was there. After that, both stages were in use. Girls dance 2-3 songs, topless most of the time. Miller Lite was $3 during Happy Hour (up until 8pm I think), and $5.50 after that. They usually have cute barmaids, but a dude was working the bar today. And they have now completed the smoking room, which is a glass enclosed room to the left of the main stage. I only spotted a couple people in there while I was there. Bathroom is fine, and there is usually an attendant on duty later in the night.

Like I said, I didn't have much time, so I wanted to find a girl (or two), get a few lapdances, and be on my way. Soon after I sat down, a brunette girl from Denmark sat next to me, we struck up a strained conversation, and I eventually told her I was just chilling, she took the hint and left. A few minutes later, I was approached from the other side by a dark-skinned brunette (long straight black hair) with a British accent. She said she grew up in Sweden and London, lived in NYC for a while, has a place in Myrtle Beach, likes animals more than people, thinks Americans smile too much, said all politics was driven my huge corporations, blah, blah, fucking blah! She talks too much, was pretty depressing, wasted my time, and talked herself out of any chance of me buying a dance.