the ultimate strip club list

Recently I got a VIP with a dancer. No extras offered but no extras asked for either. All I wanted to do was hug and hold hands for the full 30 minutes. I paid off…

Oh Hispanic pride day. The one day of the year Icee can act like a complete douche and not get his ass kicked for it.

First time visit on 05/03. I am not from Austin so didn’t know much about the club. I don’t know if it was just because it was a Tuesday or what but there was…

Took a spin past GGR as work had me in the area. Was excited to do it as a couple of my big breasted Latina favorites were there, Sara and Tatiana. Bar was basically the…

I stopped by Scores on a Friday afternoon around 4:30 or so. Parking is acceptable, no charge during the day. There's additional parking out back if the front is full. Inside, there's…

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What % of dancers and what % of PL’s do you reckon are cheating on their SO? Have you ever cheated on a SO and why? Do you avoid dancers who have SO’s, and dancers…

Returned to Players Club after a bit away. Usually this place has the most girls on dayshift in Colorado. First time on Monday afternoon for me and seems more quiet and low key than other…

Apparently, the Gold Club is no longer the Gold Cub, all GC signage is gone, but hasn’t been replaced with another name. Otherwise, there have been some changes to the interior also. There is now…

I went to Elite Gentlemen's Club on a Wednesday night at about 23:00. The strip club is on the second floor of a building in downtown Charleston. You enter through the door on the left…

I visited the Rhino on a Thursday night around 10pm and overall was not impressed by the lineup. There were plenty of dancers (at least a dozen in the roll call), a mix of white,…

Went to this club for my 21st birthday. Friends were aware it is a juice bar, so we pregamed heavy before heading over. The club itself is very nice. Dj talks a little more than…

Went there for my bachelor party and me being American, your dollar will go VERY FAR here. When you walk in, you're greeted from a receptionist and from what I remember, I believe in dollars…

Solid visit on a Sunday night. Went in to kill a few hours and ended up staying until the club shut down. Partly because getting lap dances from girls takes a long time and partly because…

Stopped by while I was in town for the week on Tuesday. From way out of state and was looking to feel comfortable. Less than 10 patrons when I got there around 8 or so…

What a trick bitch.

I am broke and I need the government to fix it. I suggest having all boomers donate 20% of their savings to all millennials still living at home with their parents, like I am.…

what? I have to go to work to earn money?

After 6 months visited Vivide with expectation there will be improvement. Certainly cars outside were more in comparison to my last visit at 4;40 for Monday also reflected on the patrons inside but the…

Tonight he has has been talking about sucking ketchup off of a toy animal's dick, Fucking a dead movie star, and Humping the livestock! He must be having a psychological breakdown. He has been making…

Came in on a friday around 5. No cover charge.parking lot was somewhat pack dont know why tho? Dim lighting big wrap around bar in the middle with stage and a smaller stage of to…

Synn opens at 11 and I arrived around 11:45. I was told that only one girl was working so far. Admission was free between 11-1 (except on Thursdays). Sure enough, it was dead inside. It…

Leather and Lace is located on a busy street in a booming area of Charlotte known as the Southend. The building exterior has recently been updated and looks very nice. There is only…

It's the first Saturday in May and it's time for the Kentucky Derby. Who do you like? For extra credit say why. It looks like an evenly matched field if you look at…

He is a lying cocksucker. Sucks more cock than me. Ask me anything you want to know about him.

On a Sunday afternoon, $1 cover with encouragement to tip the door girl, so I threw another buck in the bowl. Had a soft drink for $4. I don't know about parking and if a…

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So if you're coming to Louisville, here's a very brief rundown of the clubs that are left. I sometimes do an article with more detail, but I've been a bit on the busy side…