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Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

Not a bad club, but not...

Not a bad club, but not a great one either. It is a little bit difficult to find the place, and once you do you are in a less than upscale neighborhood. Actually…

Pleasure Island Club

Orange Lake, New York

An earlier reviewer called this place...

An earlier reviewer called this place a dive. I do not agree. It was not a "HIGH GRADE GENTLEMAN'S CLUB" nor was it a dive. Somewhere in between. If he had…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

The club is clean and comfortable....

The club is clean and comfortable. The parking lot has a lot of space. The cover is free at daytime. And it only cost $5 at night. The bad thing is they would not…

Peppermint Hippo New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

I went two weeks back on...

I went two weeks back on a friday night after mid night. This was the first visit to this club. Place was not so crowded bcos of summer i guess. It was neat and well…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Visited here while on a business...

Visited here while on a business trip to Chicago. Arrived Monday night and stopped by for a beer. $10 cover, $3 for a Sam Adams, not too bad. Girls ranged from 10 to 5 (only…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Not sure what accounts for the...

Not sure what accounts for the talent decline described by Teller. Some have speculated that the A team had been shipped over to a new club opening in Philly. I stopped by on…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

OMG The best lap dances and...

OMG The best lap dances and only $10. This club is dark and has the decor of a neighborhood bar. The drink prices are reasonable. I didn't see any dangerous looking types.…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

In the immortal words of the...

In the immortal words of the great Harry Kalas , "It's a long fly in deep centerfield , E-R-I-C-A's outta" this world!! Amazing, amazing, amazing VIP dances for $30 each. I came , I saw…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

I generally like a less crowded...

I generally like a less crowded place and I couldn't take Treasures on a regular basis...that said there are some really, really hot girls here. I got there at about 9:00 PM and the place…

Moochie's (was Blondies)

Washington Park, Illinois

Stopped by here after leaving Dollies,...

Stopped by here after leaving Dollies, just to see what was going on. There's no stage dancing here, as they told me they don't have an exotic license. But it is UHM. One…

Cheeks

Washington Park, Illinois

Stopped by here last night and...

Stopped by here last night and had a great time. About 10 girls on shift. It was about half AA girls and half white girls and most were over a 5. There were…

Déjà Vu Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Dropped in...

Dropped in around 12:30 a.m. on a Saturday night. Club was busy, but it was no problem finding a seat at the main stage or at any of the…

The Pony

Starkville, Mississippi

Stopped by here Wednesday evening while...

Stopped by here Wednesday evening while traveling home from Memphis for a quick beer and break from the road, and was surprised that they had over 10 dancers working in house. For those that like…

The Furnace

Birmingham, Alabama

Went here after another, why did...

Went here after another, why did we bother trip to Sammy's. And I still think this place is good to visit but be prepared to have to spend some $$ from ATL drink prices and…

Pony Birmingham

Birmingham, Alabama

I think this place has realized...

I think this place has realized its 2nd best club status for B-ham. Visited here Friday with friends before going to dinner then off to the Furance, and I am glad we got here during…

Private Eyes

New York, New York

I went to Private Eyes a...

I went to Private Eyes a few weeks back during the day in the afternoon sometime. It was a weekday. I found it to be not that of a value. If you…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

I arrived about 11:00 pm on...

I arrived about 11:00 pm on Thursday. There were at least 10, maybe a few more, girls working, and about 20+ customers. Deah, Lacey, Brooke, Veronica and a very young Star were on hand,…

Montana Hideaway Gentlemen's Club

El Paso, Texas

Girls were too anxious to get...

Girls were too anxious to get you in the VIP. Comfortable place to take female partner since place is safe and have never run into people misbehaving. Girls are good lap dancers and…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

What a great time to be...

What a great time to be a strip club customer in Detroit. The poor economy has really filled the clubs with hot girls and Flight Club is no exception. During the week it's slow and…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Late night weekday visit. Place...

Late night weekday visit. Place was packed. Usual Flashdance mixed nationality girls and lots of them. You cannot sit down without "wanna dance." But the dances were all high mileage and…

Pony Too

Madison, Alabama

Lot of good looking dancers working...

Lot of good looking dancers working the day we went. We were there at the end of a shift, so I can't give the best representation. Pasties don't seem to be a big…

Hotties

Beaverton, Oregon

This was a decent place when...

This was a decent place when it was Wildcats- although it was a dump, I really liked the management and the service. The women dancing were so-so at best, but at least they were usually…

Stars Cabaret

Beaverton, Oregon

Star's is supposedly "under new management"...

Star's is supposedly "under new management" even though it's still owned by the same syndicate, so take that for whatever you think it means. As far as I can tell, most things still haven't changed over…

Playmates

Cocoa, Florida

Went there last Tues night. I was...

Went there last Tues night. I was somewhat curious on how it was after the underage "busts" last week. It has definietly changed. There were only a few dancers working and from I could…

Kuma Charmers

Ithaca, New York

I used to go to this...

I used to go to this place all the time when I was in Ithaca! I always had a great time and the girls were always friendly and gave fantastic lapdances. Haven't been up there…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

New York, New York

Girls were absolutely gorgeous. Dances were...

Girls were absolutely gorgeous. Dances were ridiculously over priced. Cost for a private dance was at least $150, though it was almost completely full contact. Girls seem to be upset if you're just there watching…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

On...

On a trip and finally had the chance to visit this place. I had read many of the reviews and wondered how really good this place is. I…

Heartbreakers

Columbia, South Carolina

Wow,...

Wow, Columbia is spoiling me. I hit this club a week after hitting PP. No, there were not as many ladies as PP but the quality was fine.…

Les Gal's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Hey Guys! Autumn is back!! Starting...

Hey Guys! Autumn is back!! Starting tonight August 28th.. I will be working 6:30 PM - 2 AM every Friday and Saturday night. So all my old customers you know who I am come and…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Went as always to TL in...

Went as always to TL in the late afternoon after having to spend the day in the IE. Waited until something appetizing showed up and didn't have to wait long. Great looking, tall,…

Goldrush Showbar

Atlanta, Georgia

I stopped in today around 1:30PM.No...

I stopped in today around 1:30PM.No charge for parking and no admission fee. 4 dancers were working. One real dog. The other 3 were good looking. About the same number of customers. I ordered a…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Wow. This was my first...

Wow. This was my first club with this level of contact. The other Wa park clubs are not even close. There were two or three very hot girls and plenty of reasonably…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

So I decided to checkout the...

So I decided to checkout the block with a friend. We bumped into a few but no surprises that this takes the cake. The only sad part $15 cover ($5 if you are a MD…

Green Girl Saloon

Westminster, California

The drinks are CHEAP!!! about $3...

The drinks are CHEAP!!! about $3 for domestics and 3.50 for imports. But they also have Stella, New Castle and Guinness on tap for $4 which is great. shots are reasonable and strong. This is…

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Spearmint Rhino Vegas - best time to go

Hey, I'll be in Vegas for Labor Day weekend and plan on visiting the Rhino. I was wondering when is the best time to go to see the hottest dancers. Is it around 9pm or later like 1am?…

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Bad Things

She isn't the hottest girl in the club. And she may not even be that attractive in the conventional sense, but something about her just makes you want to do “bad things” with her. Do you know what…

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Pineapple juice

Sex on Tuesday: Continuing Education Sex on Tuesday, fall 2004: How do you want it? Tell Sari at [email protected]. By Sari Eitches Daily Cal Columnist Tuesday, August 31, 2004 Category: Opinion Welcome (back) to college: the most exciting four to six years of our sexual lives.…

This club has blossomed into a...

This club has blossomed into a very nice entertainment venue. In the old days dances were given in one large room off to one side of the club with couches lined up all around…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

Has a cover and you need...

Has a cover and you need to purchase one drink... for me a watered down coke. Spent some time just watching for a dancer to catch my eye, until one started to dance to Pantera.…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I normally don't visit this club,...

I normally don't visit this club, but my friend gambled almost all his money and was getting depressed. So, I took him to the cheapest club I could think of. I don't know…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

This has been my club...

This has been my club of choice in Washington park for the last few months. This is a wonderfully lit and clean club..neon lights and glass block walls..all very easy on the eyes. There…

Cannonball Cabaret

Brampton, Ontario

Hello friends, had a blast at...

Hello friends, had a blast at Cannonball club at Brampton. I am new to Toronto, and after reading some reviews and asking friends… I decided to go Cannonball today. I have to admit I was…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

After spending hours working on a...

After spending hours working on a report, I decided to take a break before my eyes completely blurred out. It's been a while since I last visited Synn and the last time, it wasn't…

Pony T's

Sauget, Illinois

Went there for the first time...

Went there for the first time on a saturday evening with the wife. What can i say it brought out the WILD side in here. The other patrons there are more entertaining…

Escapades

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Went in after a concert. $5...

Went in after a concert. $5 cover charge gets you some completely nude ladies. Some of them are drop dead gorgeous. Others...well, they don't remove their clothes because they're so ugly - no one comes…

PT's Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Hadn't been to this club in...

Hadn't been to this club in a long time. I was glad to see the girls finally got a VIP room, even though I didn't get a chance to see it. The club…

Playmates

Cocoa, Florida

I'd steer clear of here for...

I'd steer clear of here for a while. They recently were busted with underage dancers. A 15 and 17 year old were found dancing there by the cops after being called by the 15 year…

Lickity Splitz

Wausau, Wisconsin

I can say that it has...

I can say that it has been a terrible experience. I will never go back, nothing could make me forget this horrid place. The girls are dirty, and definately sub standard to any…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

I was really looking forward to...

I was really looking forward to going here after seeing some of the other reviews, and while it wasn't bad, I didn't think it lived up to the hype. The club is clean and the dancers…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

Went to the Plus yesterday afternoon...

Went to the Plus yesterday afternoon and arrived at approx 3:30, just before happy hour. This is my favorite time as bouncers are more interested collecting tip-outs that oogling the dancers in the lap dance…

Jaguars

El Paso, Texas

I love this club. it is...

I love this club. it is the best in El Paso. Most of the girls are model level. And many are willing to work "overtime" if you are intressted. I go here everytime I am…

Venus Lounge

Stanton, California

My first time in this club....

My first time in this club. Driving down Beach Bl I noticed a few cars out on the lot so decided to pull in. $5 cover and in the door I went. When you first…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

i agree with the previous reviewer...

i agree with the previous reviewer in that the dancer quality on sundays is much to be desired. I have also been annoyed by some persistent girls. The last time after I declined the dances…

Nicole's

Salisbury, North Carolina

As other reviewers have written, this...

As other reviewers have written, this is not a SC in the normal sense of the term. Here you go in, pick a girl and go to a private room. I parked in back and…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

I hadn't been to the Cheetah...

I hadn't been to the Cheetah in a few years and went to check them out the other day. The place has always been a very upscale nice club and still is. I…

Living Room

Dayton, Ohio

I stopped at TLR last friday...

I stopped at TLR last friday afternoon about 3;00 PM. It is located in a business area on dixie dr. It has been over ten years since I have been there and I was impressed…

Illusions

Nixa, Missouri

I was in Springfield but had...

I was in Springfield but had to hit the road, so I went to Illusions early. They run a 3 for 2 lap dance special (buy two, get one free) before 9pm. All of the…

The Mint

Greensboro, North Carolina

dancer quality still in flux. ...

dancer quality still in flux. Some of the old ones are in better shape though. The new owner had painted the exterior changed the VIP a lil and is trying a little harder…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Stopped by the Pony for the...

Stopped by the Pony for the first time in almost a year. The women are still super hot...I couldn't stop getting dances from two of them. One named Scarlett was a 5'0 red head with…

Crazy Horse Saloon

Forest Park, Georgia

Stopped by Crazy Horse this afternoon...

Stopped by Crazy Horse this afternoon for the first time this year. Hasn't changed much with mostly thick and not very attractive dancers...some are outright obese I have to say. But there is always one…

Bottoms Up Lounge

Akron, Ohio

For ohio , it ok. Being...

For ohio , it ok. Being from Florida we have some beautiful women there so I am a tough customer. Not a lot of hustle though which is good. Overall a little pedestrian but nice.…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

This is one of my favorite...

This is one of my favorite clubs in the OC area, namely because of its proximity to work, but also because I always have a good time here. I hadn't been in awhile because I…

Centerfold Lounge

Vienna, West Virginia

It has been a long time...

It has been a long time since I visited. The girls are always decent looking and are good teases on stage/bar. Go ahead and spend some time tipping. The private dances are always over sold.…

Boomers

Smyrna, Georgia

Me and a friend went to...

Me and a friend went to this club on our way to Atlanta. The staff and dancers were very friendly. If this club ever gets its liquor license back it will be one of the…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

Visited on a lazy tuesday afternoon....

Visited on a lazy tuesday afternoon. Only 6 or 7 dancers on shift. Two were 10's the rest were 5+....small place not too many customers inside. Grabbed the last girl available when they called the…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

First time at PP and had...

First time at PP and had a great time here! I've been reading the great reviews for so many years and finally got a chance to go. Got some great advice from shadowcat…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

PH is best to visit during...

PH is best to visit during the day. Monday included a very good selection of hotter dancers Erica, Ruby, Talita, Nya, Victoria amongst others. Bartender charged $5 cover during the afternoon & club was not…

Elizabeth Hilden's Playhouse

Warrensburg, Missouri

I visited on a Tuesday night,...

I visited on a Tuesday night, and there was 3 dancers. Tori, and 2 others. Tori was about a 6, with the others being a 5 and an 8. They held random…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Had a week off and decided...

Had a week off and decided to spend a couple of afternoons sampling the pleasures of the PH. The first afternoon I spent with Ellie. I had never experienced a trip back to…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

For weekend visits which is when...

For weekend visits which is when I usually have time off from work, I prefer visiting this Platinum Plus club rather than the more crowded and smaller sister club in Columbia. Besides being slightly…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

The thing I like about this...

The thing I like about this club is that if you sit at the stage, the girls will give you a mini-lap for a one or 2 dollar tip. When I was there, they…

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Fishnet Stockings

looking for some input here. Lastnight for the first night in my life I wore a pair of fishnet stockings. I have to tell you that they did NOT make me feel feminine and sexy as a normal pair of stockings…

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Vegas - where to go?

Going to Vegas in a few weeks for a conference. With travel being way down I would think everything in Vegas is in flux, and nothing is as usual. So what are the best clubs these days? What are the…

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New Orleans Strip Clubs - Latest Info

Heading down to the Big Eazy in a week, and I must admit that the info on the site limited. The highest rated club is the Penthouse club in the French Quarter. From what I remember it was expensive (the…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Was here on a Friday night...

Was here on a Friday night in July - really fun atmosphere, was a swimsuit/bikini theme. Very little hassle, just the occasional girl coming up to you. No champagne room pressure, and I actually felt…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

I stopped by on a Sunday...

I stopped by on a Sunday evening and stayed about an hour. I got a very nice 3 topless for $20 special and a couple of nude dances. I would say the lap…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

I was there a few weeks...

I was there a few weeks ago got a private session from Misty. There were not that many good looking girls there at the time. There were a atleast 3 black chicks and they…

Bobby's Bar

Melrose Park, Illinois

Finally made my way to Bobby's....

Finally made my way to Bobby's. Read Lennie's review and wanted to meet "Angela" who also calls herself "Angie" or so she says. Lennie, if you are reading is "Angela" an older hot long black-haired…

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, Illinois

I have read so much about...

I have read so much about Carl's I almost felt like I knew the place even before I finally went. The "Police" in black t-shirts outside are a definite distraction. I don't know what their…

Crazy Horse III (CH3)

Las Vegas, Nevada

Agree with the previous reviewer up...

Agree with the previous reviewer up to a point. It's a big club and this affects the atmosphere, the girls are nice and friendly though though not to the same standard as Rhino. I'd put…

Show & Tel

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

This month was unfortunately a miss....

This month was unfortunately a miss. The girls seemed to have really ramped up the hustle. The begging for money for the two girl show just got ridiculous. In the show the…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

This is an awesome place!!! ...

This is an awesome place!!! Good drinks, good time. Some of the dancers are a little over the top, and I dont mean in actions- there is nothing more unattractive than a girl…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

This was my first visit in...

This was my first visit in a couple of months. It was right after a game, and the crowd was incredibly crowded. The mac machine was broken and it was hard to get a dance.…

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, Washington

Was here the other day and...

Was here the other day and was surprised with how packed the place was. I guess there aren't a whole lot of choices in Seattle when it comes to SC's. Overall the stage shows I…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

I headed over to the blue...

I headed over to the blue this past Thursday afternoon for the first time in a couple months. I have to admit the lineup of dancers this particular afternoon was fierce. I ran into Jada…

Club 35

Fredonia, New York

I usually get to stop by...

I usually get to stop by this place once a year or so, and it never disappoints. It is truly an undiscovered gem. I found my favorite (Angel, now "Rita," I think) and she gave…

Deja Vue

Greenville, North Carolina

ok club you have to bring...

ok club you have to bring your own beer the girls are nice watch out for the bouncers tall guy with long hair will grab you up by the neck the girls cant touch (at…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Hollywood is one of the better...

Hollywood is one of the better clubs in the area and has a lot of great potential but it has not lived up to expectations lately. Three stages were open but the line-up of dancers were…

Sugar Shack Too

Oak Grove, Oregon

Five girls on shift, no real...

Five girls on shift, no real dogs and only one exceptional looking girl. Only a couple of the regular girls were there, I was told by the cute bartender that some girls from the…

Babe's Mens Club

San Antonio, Texas

I've only been to Babe's twice,...

I've only been to Babe's twice, but both times have been very enjoyable. Most recent was on August 17, 2009. I was in San Antonio for only a few hours, getting my car serviced. I…

Club Rouge

Portland, Oregon

Came in on a quiet weekday...

Came in on a quiet weekday afternoon. The dancers were just the regular types -- not gorgeous, but certainly not bad. I got a private dance from Sasha in the fairly private area,…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

I frequent this club fairly often...

I frequent this club fairly often but it's been a while so I figured it was time for an updated review. This club continues to remain one of the best in Baltimore. The location is…

Christie's Cabaret

Memphis, Tennessee

Went here for a bachelor party...

Went here for a bachelor party on the way to Tunica. Got there around 10:00pm and it wasn't very busy at all. Got great show from main stage girls...lots of interaction. Really…

John's Hot Spot

Ypsilanti, Michigan

Monday is $10 dance day. ...

Monday is $10 dance day. Of course, you have to pay another $10 to get into teh private dance area, like Bogarts, henrys. Teh new place has a more private room for dances.…

Living Room

Dayton, Ohio

Total disappointment. Swung by after...

Total disappointment. Swung by after a meeting in the afternoon and there weren't that many ladies, and the ones that were there were... well, kinda butt-ugly. I'd say 5-7, with only about two…

Henry the VIII South

Southgate, Michigan

I stopped in on Wednesday afternoon...

I stopped in on Wednesday afternoon about 4:00 on a rainy day. This was my first visit here and it lives up to all that has been said in previous reviews. $5 cover…

Mardi Gras Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Haven't been to this club in...

Haven't been to this club in 5 years or longer and I liked it back then. Stopped in yesterday from 2-5 PM prior to heading to the Braves game. No cover, about 6 customers and…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

I had been thinking about going...

I had been thinking about going to Mario's for a long time, but I never did. Until now. I guess I figured that a club in central Massachusetts, not even in a large…

Al's Diamond Cabaret

Reading, Pennsylvania

Pretty decent place. Haven't been...

Pretty decent place. Haven't been in a while, but the dancers were very sexy. It was BYOB when I went, but they have since changed that. Lap dance was just ok, but…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

This place is the place to...

This place is the place to be on the weekends. Been going here for years. The girls are a bit pushy for dances, but you will have a large selection to chose from.…

Vegas Show Girls

North Augusta, South Carolina

There aren't many clubs to chose...

There aren't many clubs to chose from in Augusta. This is a medium size club.the cover is still $5. The dancer's stage is fairly close to the bar. The alcohol was overpriced even water was…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

So I came to this club...

So I came to this club on a Friday night and there was a good mix of girls. I got a few dances in the VIP and have to say, some girls are amazing in…

Club Rock-Za

Honolulu, Hawaii

I was in the club this...

I was in the club this past week toward the end of the day shift around 6 PM and I was suprised to see that there were around 9 or 10 dancers working and all…

Cheaters

Providence, Rhode Island

I've mentioned before that this place...

I've mentioned before that this place is hit or miss. This visit was absolutely the worst. They only had one of the three stages open, and there were more guys than 'dancers'.…

Cheaters

Providence, Rhode Island

Cheaters is still my favorite club...

Cheaters is still my favorite club in Rhode Island--and in all the USA, for that matter! This review encompases two visits since my last review. Basically, nothing has changed regarding the club itself. It is…

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Largest Armored Car Heists in U.S. then spent their loot on Strippers

COLUMBIA, S.C. Five young men who staged one of the largest armored car heists in U.S. history, then spent their loot on strippers, Mother's Day gifts and other luxuries were denied pleas for mercy Monday and ordered to spend at…

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Police: Man leaves kids in car, goes to strip club

Relationship between 33-year-old and two young children unclear, cops say updated 21 minutes ago CLEARWATER, Fla. - Authorities said a man was arrested after being accused of leaving two small children in his vehicle while he was in a Clearwater strip club. The Pinellas County…

Vixens

Key West, Florida

Was in Key West for some...

Was in Key West for some downtime and decided to head off the beaten patch to Bare Assets. A friend raved about a girl that worked weekends, so I have to see for meself. Once…

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Best Detroit Clubs?

Will be going to the Detroit area in a week, and was wondering which clubs where best in terms of best looking girls and extras provided. I have heard some great things about the Detroit area clubs, but recently alot…

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Have you ever given your ATF stripper extras before?

A related question to how much strippers make, have you ever given your ATF or any stripper gifts/presents, sizeable lump sum tips, loans or other indirect strip club money for lap dances or serviced-based basic tipping (tips which are $1,$10…

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Ever wonder how much strippers actually make and where the money goes?

At a local club the other day, I had a conversation-debate with a friend about strippers, how much money they make and some speculation as to whether strippers at the club have savings or assets or are broke or spend…

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Admit you don't know who the hell she is?

I'm shopping over at Winn Dixie and this cute young girl is thrilled to see me and starts asking how I've been and how good it is to see me. She was with her boyfriend. I just tried…

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All These Right Wing Wackos...

All these right wing wackos posting here. Why do they think this is a good recruiting ground for their cause? And where is MisterGay to save us from them in our greatest hour of need?

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the greatest thing ever invented! the IGNORE button

thanks guys! if my blind ass hadn't missed the ignore button in the first place. But, again thanks guys

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I thought i logged into TUSCL, not a political site.

What the hell is going on? I haven't logged in for awhile because of work keeping me busy and all I see is this ulta-conservative drivel on the front discussions page. I thought this site was about stripclubs. If…

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Whats with Strippers Web

Basically why are they so hostile towards players? Is it bc they are geared towards selling their Dancer's Wealth Program. If you are a custie you can get kicked off for any little thing by this AH mod

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BYOB ... What to bring?

Anyone frequent BYOB places? I'm planning to visit a BYOB club soon, so I'm looking for suggestions on what to bring. Just go with my favorite brew, or try and bring something the dancers might like?

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Is loneliness unhealthy?

I used this article to justify going out to the strip clubs tonight...what do you guys think? Feeling lonely is hard on a woman's arteries New study shows a pained heart may lead to actual heart damage By Linda Carroll msnbc.com contributor updated 11:30 a.m.…

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Mood killing conversation with dancers?

Some dancers have no sense. I know that's stating the obvious, but let me elaborate. One of the clubs I go to is kind of a dump, but the girls are fairly attractive but really attentive. Hustle for drinks and…

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Wad blowing during lapping....

Hey guys, new member here...so I am sorry if this topic has been addressed or even if it is topic worthy. But I am just curious about what type of pants you usually like to wear at your favorite…

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Joke thread OT

Q. What is the definition of indefinitely? A. When your balls are banging against her ass you're 'indefinitely' Please excuse my British humour !

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Thirsty girls

So I was at the bar in a SC (no, not Rhino) and this bombshell comes and sits next to me and asks me to buy her a drink. Being the kind chap I am I oblige, she then asks…

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Time for a benevolent dictatorship?

With regard to the recent spate of politics in the discussion area, I noticed none of said perps have contributed any reviews whatsoever. In the words of one of my favorite bloggers, it's time to send them "back to the Yahoo!…

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On Topic ( YAY !!) Outrageous Dancer Costumes

This idea came to mind after I saw a anime pumped up Batgirl drawing. Suddenly it dawned on me that I would think it hot to see a stripper in a superhero costume. Has anyone ever seen that kind of…

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Under 21 Dancers

How do you feel about young (under 21)dancers? A dancer mentioned how she was looking forward to her 21st birthday in a few months, and said she would be glad not to have to wear her wristband. I guess I…

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Dancer changing her look

Ever have a favorite totally change her look? If so, was it a turn-on or turn-off? I was startled tonight when a dancer I didn't recognize called me by name, gave me a big hug and then sat down at…

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Shower Show Redux

I know this topic was covered last month, but I got talked into a shower show recently (okay, it was a dancer I was interested in, so she didn't have to twist my arm very hard) and thought I would…

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Why New User Rail (August 2009 registered) should be banned from TUSCL for Posti

Rail is a New User (registered this week) who has posted a total of 1 Discussion Topics followed by 5 comments within the same topic are Non-Strip Club Political Propoganda and in my opinion are designed to instigate hostility amongst…

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What is best thing a dancer told you she shouldn't have?

New to the Admiral Theater in Chicago, a dancer was explaining assorted options when she slipped up with "then we have the VIP booths where we try to get you off" followed quickly with "where we do get you off".…

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Go topless day

gotopless.org claims constitutional equality between men and women on being topless in public. Currently, women who dare to be topless in public in the US are repeatedly being arrested, fined, humiliated, criminalized. On SUNDAY AUGUST 23RD, 2009, topless women will…

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To V or not to V

I'm in my mid-50s and wondered if any of you more seasoned gentlemen ever take Viagra before going to the club. I've been considering it. Time is $$, so getting hard fast at the beginning of a LD…

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Fussy girls

When I was in Rhino in LV last week I was approached by one particular girl that asked me if I wanted a VIP. I requested a $20 dance first but she refused as she said she wasn't interested in…

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St Maartan

Me again. Thank you for all help with my question about Aruba (especially Doug). I am still looking maybe St Maarten. Has one of yous being recently can you advise which clube best? One more thing - any…

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what is legal?

Just curious but if they see a dancer with her hand in a customer's pants can he/she get arrested in the Chcago area?