Lube
Philip A. Stein
This is a little off topic but maybe not.
What's the best lube?
K-Y: Very available, lots of variety. However, it seems after a few minute that it tends to get tacky and sticky.
AstroGlide (Assholeglide): Almost available as K-Y. Much better tha KY, it stays slick and lasts much longer. However, it dissipates after a little while.
Jody, a well versed stripper I know, suggested Anal Ease. It's on the shopping list. Maybe we need to switch from a water base to an oil based product.
Any other suggestions or reviews would be cool.
Comments
last commentSupposedly Wet Platinum is the best. There's a lube by Doc Johnson via amazon.com.
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Quaker State 20 weight works well.
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Spit
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(That's an answer, not a command.)
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Wet Platinum is the very best. Silicone-based, long-lasting, and super-slick.
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My vote goes to wet platinum.
Speaking of lube, I read in PLA that sales of lube rose 32% in the first quarter of this year...I wonder what is up with that?
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I vaguely remember seeing a video where a girl said she would not use KY because it may lead to a yeast infection (because of sugar in it?). I don't remember clearly what she said anymore but that's what I remember. I'm not sure if that's true or not. I guess KY would be better than nothing if you needed something.
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If you end up with lube of unknown origin, just check to see if it has any extras built into it. Had the weirdest day when I didn't realize a gal had put some of her warming lube to good use.
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chandler: "Spit"
chandler: "(That's an answer, not a command.)"
Ha-ha, chandler! So funny! With wit like that is it any wonder you failed as a writer?
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Philip A. Stein- I have used most of these products mentioned here.....to me it all depends on the application. If lube is needed for a HJ I would recommend Wet platinum.......but we would need more specific information and for what application you are refering to as to what is best. Let me know what your need is and I will commenton it.
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pussy juice is the best!
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Samsung1 said, "sales of lube rose 32% in the first quarter of this year...I wonder what is up with that?"
We've all been getting reamed by Team Obama...
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Bend her over the kitchen table and use BUTTer.
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"sales of lube up 32%" ?
are we subsidizing lube now?
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It's part of the "stimulus" package
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JJ, it's for SODOMY!
I love the word sodomy. Sodomy sounds so much dirtier than anal or greek. It even edges out butt fucking. Cornhole sounds too hillbilly.
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From my experience, I prefer K-Y for that application Philip.
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Do tell, jj...
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jj, jj, jj...
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what do you want me to say clubber?
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My all-time favorite testimony (not my case, it was a hearing going on as I was waiting for my client's case to be called):
Assistant Prosecutor (uptight bitch, ballbuster type): "And did you step-Dad do something to you that made you uncomfortable?"
Witness (maybe 14, seriously under-educated hillbilly type with a slow drawl): "Yu-uh-uh-up..."
APA: "And what was that?"
Witness: "Bu-uh-uht Fu-uh-uhk....."
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Who needs lube????
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jj,
Say? Well nothing. It is the "do". :)
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10inches is right about the best lube being pussy juice. Nope, not always an option, but more fun when it works!
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Lube is now advertised on television and other mainstream media. Aging baby boomers are using it--a lot--as Viagra (and other pills) become popular and necessary. The Woodstock generation will not fade away or dry up.
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I have a favorite dancer that always applies a fresh coat of lip gloss before starting dances with me. We both know that it is going to end in a BBBJ. I would think that the saliva would be enough but if she thinks she needs the extra help, who am I to complain?
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All interesting comments...but personally, I use the Walmart version of KY "personal lubrication gel" since it's not only less expensive but sometimes can be found in a "sensitive skin" variety which (for those like myself that don't always have good reactions to the wide range of sugary products finds helpful)..............
BUTT, for those extra-curricular activities...I swear by vaseline, because the other stuff seems to not be quite enough, and it seems to make things feel better after the discomfort goes away......lol, it sounds so much worse when I put it from speech into typed format.
I only tell you this because I'm bored and sleep deprived! :D
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That was a very clever post, Jess!
I happen to have some vaseline, if you'd like you-and-me to put it to good use... ;)
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