Lube
Philip A. Stein
This is a little off topic but maybe not.
What's the best lube?
K-Y: Very available, lots of variety. However, it seems after a few minute that it tends to get tacky and sticky.
AstroGlide (Assholeglide): Almost available as K-Y. Much better tha KY, it stays slick and lasts much longer. However, it dissipates after a little while.
Jody, a well versed stripper I know, suggested Anal Ease. It's on the shopping list. Maybe we need to switch from a water base to an oil based product.
Any other suggestions or reviews would be cool.
What's the best lube?
K-Y: Very available, lots of variety. However, it seems after a few minute that it tends to get tacky and sticky.
AstroGlide (Assholeglide): Almost available as K-Y. Much better tha KY, it stays slick and lasts much longer. However, it dissipates after a little while.
Jody, a well versed stripper I know, suggested Anal Ease. It's on the shopping list. Maybe we need to switch from a water base to an oil based product.
Any other suggestions or reviews would be cool.
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Speaking of lube, I read in PLA that sales of lube rose 32% in the first quarter of this year...I wonder what is up with that?
chandler: "(That's an answer, not a command.)"
Ha-ha, chandler! So funny! With wit like that is it any wonder you failed as a writer?
We've all been getting reamed by Team Obama...
are we subsidizing lube now?
I love the word sodomy. Sodomy sounds so much dirtier than anal or greek. It even edges out butt fucking. Cornhole sounds too hillbilly.
Assistant Prosecutor (uptight bitch, ballbuster type): "And did you step-Dad do something to you that made you uncomfortable?"
Witness (maybe 14, seriously under-educated hillbilly type with a slow drawl): "Yu-uh-uh-up..."
APA: "And what was that?"
Witness: "Bu-uh-uht Fu-uh-uhk....."
Say? Well nothing. It is the "do". :)
BUTT, for those extra-curricular activities...I swear by vaseline, because the other stuff seems to not be quite enough, and it seems to make things feel better after the discomfort goes away......lol, it sounds so much worse when I put it from speech into typed format.
I only tell you this because I'm bored and sleep deprived! :D
I happen to have some vaseline, if you'd like you-and-me to put it to good use... ;)