Lube

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Philip A. Stein
This is a little off topic but maybe not.

What's the best lube?

K-Y: Very available, lots of variety. However, it seems after a few minute that it tends to get tacky and sticky.

AstroGlide (Assholeglide): Almost available as K-Y. Much better tha KY, it stays slick and lasts much longer. However, it dissipates after a little while.

Jody, a well versed stripper I know, suggested Anal Ease. It's on the shopping list. Maybe we need to switch from a water base to an oil based product.

Any other suggestions or reviews would be cool.

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gatorfan
15 years ago
Supposedly Wet Platinum is the best. There's a lube by Doc Johnson via amazon.com.
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Clubber
15 years ago
Quaker State 20 weight works well.
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chandler
15 years ago
Spit
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chandler
15 years ago
(That's an answer, not a command.)
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how
15 years ago
Wet Platinum is the very best. Silicone-based, long-lasting, and super-slick.
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samsung1
15 years ago
My vote goes to wet platinum.

Speaking of lube, I read in PLA that sales of lube rose 32% in the first quarter of this year...I wonder what is up with that?
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casualguy
15 years ago
I vaguely remember seeing a video where a girl said she would not use KY because it may lead to a yeast infection (because of sugar in it?). I don't remember clearly what she said anymore but that's what I remember. I'm not sure if that's true or not. I guess KY would be better than nothing if you needed something.
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wallanon
15 years ago
If you end up with lube of unknown origin, just check to see if it has any extras built into it. Had the weirdest day when I didn't realize a gal had put some of her warming lube to good use.
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Dougster
15 years ago
chandler: "Spit"
chandler: "(That's an answer, not a command.)"

Ha-ha, chandler! So funny! With wit like that is it any wonder you failed as a writer?

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judyjudy
15 years ago
Philip A. Stein- I have used most of these products mentioned here.....to me it all depends on the application. If lube is needed for a HJ I would recommend Wet platinum.......but we would need more specific information and for what application you are refering to as to what is best. Let me know what your need is and I will commenton it.
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10inches
15 years ago
pussy juice is the best!
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how
15 years ago
Samsung1 said, "sales of lube rose 32% in the first quarter of this year...I wonder what is up with that?"

We've all been getting reamed by Team Obama...
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Clubber
15 years ago
Bend her over the kitchen table and use BUTTer.
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gatorfan
15 years ago
"sales of lube up 32%" ?

are we subsidizing lube now?
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steve229
15 years ago
It's part of the "stimulus" package
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Philip A. Stein
15 years ago
JJ, it's for SODOMY!

I love the word sodomy. Sodomy sounds so much dirtier than anal or greek. It even edges out butt fucking. Cornhole sounds too hillbilly.
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judyjudy
15 years ago
From my experience, I prefer K-Y for that application Philip.
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how
15 years ago
Do tell, jj...
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Clubber
15 years ago
jj, jj, jj...
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judyjudy
15 years ago
what do you want me to say clubber?
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BaddJack
15 years ago
My all-time favorite testimony (not my case, it was a hearing going on as I was waiting for my client's case to be called):

Assistant Prosecutor (uptight bitch, ballbuster type): "And did you step-Dad do something to you that made you uncomfortable?"

Witness (maybe 14, seriously under-educated hillbilly type with a slow drawl): "Yu-uh-uh-up..."

APA: "And what was that?"

Witness: "Bu-uh-uht Fu-uh-uhk....."
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ChoclatDiva_1
15 years ago
Who needs lube????
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Clubber
15 years ago
jj,

Say? Well nothing. It is the "do". :)
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RickWood
15 years ago
10inches is right about the best lube being pussy juice. Nope, not always an option, but more fun when it works!
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SuperDude
15 years ago
Lube is now advertised on television and other mainstream media. Aging baby boomers are using it--a lot--as Viagra (and other pills) become popular and necessary. The Woodstock generation will not fade away or dry up.
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shadowcat
15 years ago
I have a favorite dancer that always applies a fresh coat of lip gloss before starting dances with me. We both know that it is going to end in a BBBJ. I would think that the saliva would be enough but if she thinks she needs the extra help, who am I to complain?
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jess_cowgirl84
15 years ago
All interesting comments...but personally, I use the Walmart version of KY "personal lubrication gel" since it's not only less expensive but sometimes can be found in a "sensitive skin" variety which (for those like myself that don't always have good reactions to the wide range of sugary products finds helpful)..............

BUTT, for those extra-curricular activities...I swear by vaseline, because the other stuff seems to not be quite enough, and it seems to make things feel better after the discomfort goes away......lol, it sounds so much worse when I put it from speech into typed format.

I only tell you this because I'm bored and sleep deprived! :D
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how
15 years ago
That was a very clever post, Jess!
I happen to have some vaseline, if you'd like you-and-me to put it to good use... ;)
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