Nothing like a gal who gives a good HJ

to each their own...HJs are not really my thing.

Feeling her big tits and kissing her while she gives me HJ foreplay is so wonderful.

It depends on who horny I am. I can get HJ's for $20-40 at my favorite club. If I get kitty play with it, the time is much shorter and cost is less.I usually Like to save this for the closers.


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a HJ is just that.....it is up to the dancer to be creative to make it fun and worth while for the guy.

I personally try to make it fun for my guy in a couple of different ways. I first try to evaluate what he is in to.....some guys like the slow sensual type and others will prefer the all out as fast as you can go method. I usually will mix a combination of both during my songs, once again dpending on the situation. I have learned that some spit goes along way and I usually will include a lick or two if I like the guy and his unit.

Each situation is different.

I have had a few that turned out to be just as enjoyable for me as it was him!!!!!!!!.....but size plays a role in that...........at least for me.

I seek other things beyond HJs; I have hands.

Like the Blood Hound Gang said in one of their songs:
"Ouch! it won't reach my mouth
If I could do it myself I would never leave the house"

HJ's just recently made my wife's list of approved strip club activities. I've only had one so far and it was very freakin' hot. I could describe it but I think everyone here knows the ending.

The best thing about that HJ was how horny it made my wife! She gets turned on hearing about my outings, this one nearly pushed her over the edge. Even after approval and an excellent experience, I'm still mostly a groper.

There's a part time dancer in the metro that whose talents I'm craving to meet...

When you get down to it, there is a range of capabilty on the HJ scene. The best ones are the confident ones who anticipate/ask/know (whatever the case) what you want and are determined to give it to you. The worst are the super cautious who worry too much about who's watching them. Next to worst are the timid grippers, sometimes they can put you to sleep!

You say a HJ is foreplay, but amazingly LE busted local jack joint a few weeks ago charging HJ as prostitution. I'm with you, I think it's foreplay and not sex. I can't believe a prosecutor would try to prosecute HJ charges.

"I can't believe a prosecutor would try to prosecute HJ charges."

It's a sexual act...plain & simple.

Its so much fun when it squirts all over her bare tummy....she said smiling "Your a squirter"

I try not to squirt on their outfit. One told me "I wear my black swimsuit on HJ Day - I don't dare tell you how many have squirted their cum all over it....." I asked her "you don't wear white?" She said "OMG a white one would not last a week..."

You know, all this sperm destination raises up the last time I lost control. It was a house party a couple weeks back. A transplant from St. Louis, one who told me she "didn't do extras," (yeah right) stroked me up something fierce. I was unbuttoned and even let my porno pants down a little while on the bed. It was probably the joy of being accepted so intimately the first time I exposed myself to a new girl, but I erupted generously. I aimed my cock at her stomach, then said fuck it and let it out all over -- her hands, my shirt, the bed, whatever. I consider it to be an expression, my freedom of speech protected under the Bill Of Rights.

Don't mean to hijack the thread, but what are you guys like when you're about to burst? I always like it when I don't have to worry about what or who I jizz onto, but most of the time I make sure I tuck myself back into my pants before I squirt. It's a pain in the ass, but I leave no evidence then and I don't infuriate the girl if she doesn't want my life essence on her. What do you guys do, and do you guys care onto what surface y'all cum?

Oh yeah -- there is nothing like a gal who gives a good handjob!

"Don't mean to hijack the thread,"

As if hijacking is bad. :)

First lasting memory of Henry the VIII in Inkster, MI: I grabbed a seat across the room from the bar and noticed a rather large, jovial guy holding a beer and a large, very visible splotch stain on his blue sport shirt 'round about his belly button. He certainly wasn't too embarrassed and it seemed pretty socially accepted by the other patrons present. I pointed it out to a dancer seated next to me and she said "Oh, nice!" Course I summed up my review of Henry's with "DEAR LORD!"

I think that's one reason they keep it so dark in Henry's...

He could have been leaking navel jelly.

Is it really a sexual act worthy of prostitution charges? or is it incidental hand play on our cocks?

I was gonna ask if it was Henry's South but he said Inkster, as if it matters.

You guys got the right idea. HJs are nice, but it's better when they fuck or suck like real whores ought to.

HJ's are ok, but I'm looking for some DATY. Preferably mutual. Yum!

I kind of prefer the happy leg over the HJ. I could use my own damn hands if I wanted to get off using hands. Having her rub her leg up and down on mr. happy is something that I can not do to myself.

I say there's nothing like a gal who gives a good lap dance. Some stick shifting can be part of it, but as the main event, it turns a dance into something banal. Hand jobs are the ugly stepchld of sex acts.

The other day in a club where I'm not that much of a regular, HJ dancer had been bragging all day about being wild and liking sex etc. So I took her to the private dance room and after a HJ (all that was offered)and challenged her to prove all her bravado of the afternoon. She did by licking Mr Happy to clean him up. Now that begs the question...if she..why didnt she?... Hmm, maybe next time.

chandler: whatever, you're just a weirdo who would rather try and "make a connection" with them and play your failed writer power games, rather than normal guys who just want to fuck them. Get it, chandler? Whores are there to fuck for money? It's pretty simple.

"Is it really a sexual act worthy of prostitution charges?"

LOL...hey, that all depends on your local "community standards" I guess.

Dougster, chandler is not a weirdo. I have met him twice. He is just a loner.He is not popular with the girls.His personality. Live and let live.

gk- she must not like to do BJ but she'll lick your dick which she must not think is a BJ

I believe chandler has me on ignore. I sent him a PM several days ago and it shows it still has not been opened even though it shows his last login was today. So I am taking sides with Dougster...he is a weirdo

What the fuck, Shadowcat? You apologized for posting that exact same bullshit lie about me just a few weeks ago in anger over some opinion I had posted. How many times are you going to keep repeating it? What brought this on, my disdain for hand jobs? Unbelievable.

FYI, I don't see posts by davids/dougster, so I have no idea what bizarre fantasies of his about me you're responding to, and I don't care, obviously.

Sam, sorry I didn't notice your PM before. I'll read it now and send you a reply. Or maybe I won't. (Just kidding.)

"I believe chandler has me on ignore. I sent him a PM several days ago and it shows it still has not been opened even though it shows his last login was today."

If he had you on ignore, you wouldn't be able to send him a PM in the first place.

Try not to side with an obvious Internet Troll...ugh...

Dougster your putting down these guys pisses me off. Are the guy the girls refer to as a PL?

shadowcat: "He [chandler] is not popular with the girls.His personality"

Probably because he suffers from DBPD=douche bag personality disorder.

Player11: PL=a guy who pays for sex over 100 times in his life, and considers himself a "player" because of it.