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Mardi Gras

Springfield, Massachusetts

Arrived at 9pm on a Tuesday...

Arrived at 9pm on a Tuesday night with a couple friends. Place was empty .... no customers and 2 dancers on stage. About 30 minutes later about 1/3 filled with customers and 5 dancers…

Angels Gentlemen's Club

Kalamazoo, Michigan

I finally gave this place a...

I finally gave this place a try for the first time. It's been open nearly two years and I've never been there. I happened to be in the area so dropped by. It…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

My first visit to EB. ...

My first visit to EB. If I'm heading out the pike I usually visit the MG in Springfield. I have heard a lot of mixed reviews on the EB ... had to stop…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

The place IS a dump, but...

The place IS a dump, but it does have a "low-life, trailer park trash" attractiveness about it if you're into that sort of thing. The rates and description of services have been described elsewhere. I found…

Visions

New Orleans, Louisiana

Stopped in since the I10 was...

Stopped in since the I10 was clogged by a wreck. The club layout is a a double U shaped bar. Dancersare on the bar and it is the custom of the house that you tip…

Chacha's

Chicago, Illinois

This is my new favorite spot....

This is my new favorite spot. The value is great. $10 for a full grindage/all contact lapdance, From a selection of hot dancers, This is a restaurant/bar that becomes a strip club after 10pm every…

Bare Assets

Holiday, Florida

I am posting this as a...

I am posting this as a follow up to my last review. I stand corrected. Evidently, I hit this club on some off nights. Friday night's visit was quite impressive. There were a LOT of…

Pony Too

Madison, Alabama

Overall, okay. Not a high-class...

Overall, okay. Not a high-class joint but clean, dancers ranged from 6-8, and lap dances with the right dancers had decent mileage. Visited after work on a Friday evening. Cover was $5 (no drink…

Magic Lantern

Wilbraham, Massachusetts

I hadnt visited Lantern for about...

I hadnt visited Lantern for about 6 years. Was unimpressed until Stacy started dancing. Well, this brunette tiny tittied spinner gave me a VIP dance that rose me from the dead. And those…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

I've noticed that this bar has...

I've noticed that this bar has consistently been in the top 10 for a long time, so when I was in Indianapolis for the Big 10 Basketball tournament, I had to stop in to see…

Hunt's Point Triangle

Bronx, New York

Club was shut down, but reopened...

Club was shut down, but reopened recently. None of the dancers were much to write home about. They were ok, but none who would turn heads out in the streets. There is no liquor served…

PT's Mens Club

Dallas, Texas

I was back in Dallas after...

I was back in Dallas after months away, and my only chance to visit my old neigborhood place was a Sunday night. Who would have thought? Two of my favorite all-time dancers were…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Went to OGE on a Tuesday...

Went to OGE on a Tuesday evening for a couple of hours. The place was slow with only about twenty dancers working. Tara was the bartender. She's terrific. DJ plays a…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Had the pleasure of visiting the...

Had the pleasure of visiting the Pink Pony-North on a Sunday afternoon for three hours. The place was really dead with only about ten dancers working. Very cute bartender. Nice selection of…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

Jen's is a lot of fun....

Jen's is a lot of fun. Wide variety of dancers. Wide variety of what's available. #20 VIP is definitely a lot of fun if you have the right girl. Decent beer and mixed prices. $5…

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, Virginia

Stopped by CCR on a Thursday...

Stopped by CCR on a Thursday evening. It's right next door to a 7-11. Top positive: No cover and inexpensive to hang out here. Biggest negative: If you buy a dance, it's look only. The…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Stopped by on a Monday afternoon...

Stopped by on a Monday afternoon to kill some time between work. I had heard that Uncle Leo had stopped by recently and scared a lot of the dancers away. Naturally, I was…

Trixie's Adult Entertainment Complex

Louisville, Kentucky

Went on a Friday around 7pm...

Went on a Friday around 7pm abot 15 dancers. Most girls were very nice looking and got nude on stage. Stage shows varied by dancer but was pretty good in most cases. Action at the…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

I had a good time. There...

I had a good time. There were about 15 dancers there and all of them were 7+ except maybe a couple who were 5s. It's a great place to relax with a favorite beverage, watch…

Eve's Tease

Phoenix, Arizona

Smaller club, very very dark on...

Smaller club, very very dark on the stage,so much so that one could not really see the dancers too well except from tip row. Music was way too loud for how empty the club was…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Bogie's is Bogie's. It's a blue...

Bogie's is Bogie's. It's a blue collar dive so it fits me perfect. It's also my favorite cigar bar, that is until May 1st. They always charge a cover. If you ask for a card…

Men's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

My first visit here with a...

My first visit here with a couple of buddies. The place is very upscale compared to other clubs I've been to. The drinks are pricey, hence the low value rating. I got a dance from…

The Ball Gentleman's Club

Knoxville, Tennessee

First and last visit to Last...

First and last visit to Last chance. Club is rustic to be charitable. Pretty big place with two large dance areas. One in use on the night I visited. The sign says 29 beautiful girls…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Heard so many good things about...

Heard so many good things about this place so we had to come here before heading back home. We called for their free limo service and was picked up within 30 minutes outside the hotel.…

Calendar Girls

Christchurch, New Zealand

The venue itself was smaller than...

The venue itself was smaller than expected but quite well arranged, not really suitable for a large crowd. A bit too dark inside to see anything from any distance especially after the smoke machine was…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

I was in town for a...

I was in town for a conference and after hitting Flashdancers the last 2 nights in a row I wanted to check out a new club. Rick's is in midtown on 33rd between 5th…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

This is my primary club in...

This is my primary club in Phoenix, and yet I rarely visit on the weeknights. I was in the mood this evening, however, a Wednesday, and the place really seems full of a different group…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Another great visit to my favorite...

Another great visit to my favorite Dallas distraction. Wednesday night was not quite as busy as some of the other times I've been in, but no complaints. It's easier to connect with your…

Naughty Girls

Oshkosh, Wisconsin

Hello I work at Naughty girls...

Hello I work at Naughty girls and want to let you guys know a few things 1st off.We do have a private dance area.And the last person I think might have been confused about the…

Secret's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

must have been between military paydays...

must have been between military paydays because the place was dead. girls had attitudes (except for few) because they were not going to even break even. got a few dances from various girls.…

Stir Crazy Showgirls

Miami, Florida

decided to come into this club...

decided to come into this club after work at around 3PM. They open i believe at noon. Its a small club just off US1 and i guess i had arrived early enough to find parking because…

I70 Main Event

Topeka, Kansas

Went on a Tuesday to Club...

Went on a Tuesday to Club Orleans to check out what is happening after 2 months. Not too many dancers. But the quality was certainly good. The waitress remembered me and got me the regular…

Flashdancers Downtown

New York, New York

Crowded place when I got there,...

Crowded place when I got there, but not so crowded you couldn't move. Still, you're always nearly sitting on the person next to you (customer I mean, not dancer). Stage dances were blah--nothing…

Compound Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Made a visit on a Thurs...

Made a visit on a Thurs late afternoon (arrived about 5:30). Only 2 dancers were there, and it was fairly slow. Autumn was there and we talked for a bit, and got a…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Went to Ball Park last eve,...

Went to Ball Park last eve, 3rd visit in 3 months, first one was boring,chubby dancers, chatty bartenders with each other and fluorescent lighting up front, yuk. Club is a comfy dive so to speak,…

Peanuts and Beer

Tijuana, Baja California

Went back for a second visit,...

Went back for a second visit, after about 6 months away. Wednesday night, about 10Pm, place was almost empty. I stayed about 30-45 minutes and saw only 2 girls. both were pretty…

Amnesia

Tijuana, Baja California

Still has the best looking girls...

Still has the best looking girls in TJ. It was slow on Wednesday night as far as customers, but there were still many girls of all shapes and sizes up to a point.…

Cordial Lounge

Rochester, New York

15 or 20 years ago, Louie's...

15 or 20 years ago, Louie's was a really happening place. Not anymore. I visit from time-to-time, but yesterday was the pits. There were 3-4 dancers on duty, but none of them looked like they had…

Rocco

Kraków, Poland

Name of the club changed to...

Name of the club changed to Harem. Went in about 9 pm. the place was just opening. You walk stright into a tiny bar, that has some stools and there are some couches…

State Line Showgirls

Post Falls, Idaho

First time at this club. ...

First time at this club. Was real slow about 3 other guys and a girl on tip row, which wasnt a bad thing since you get more attention. Staff was real friendly and…

John's Hot Spot

Ypsilanti, Michigan

I stopped in on Thursday afternoon,...

I stopped in on Thursday afternoon, to check this place out. It's location is a little confusing because of M12 or Michigan Ave. has a local and business route, just remember it's east of…

Sinsaysionals

Seabrook, Maryland

After checking out reviews...

After checking out reviews I decided to pay this place a visit. Had to park at the carwash (i guess) which is not to far from the club but a little further than…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Day and time of visits is...

Day and time of visits is listed as unknown, but this review is a compilation of 4 nights Wed, Thu, Sat, Sun from 6 - 11 at the Inner Room. I have reviewed this…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

I decided to give PP another...

I decided to give PP another try to see if things had changed, and they have somewhat. The dancers are thinner and better looking in general than my last visit. Mileage in the…

Trophy Club

Greenville, South Carolina

I dropped by the Trophy Club...

I dropped by the Trophy Club last week for my first visit in a few months. Still free admission and cheap drink prices which gives it a decent value rating. The club was…

Compound Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Update: Took my vacay in the...

Update: Took my vacay in the Loo several weeks ago. Autumn is the only person there I recognize. None of the four other dancers that showed up the afternoon I was there I’d…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

My favorite time to visit this...

My favorite time to visit this club is Sunday evening. There is almost always a good ratio here, and on Sunday, it seems to be much better than 1 to 1. However, even when it…

Visions

Madison, Wisconsin

I stopped in with a few...

I stopped in with a few buddies a little while back, and i certainly was not impressed. The dancers are mostly white with a few black girls. Mostly smaller girls with even smaller tits. The place…

Déjà Vu Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Stopped by the Vu last night...

Stopped by the Vu last night to a totally uninspiring evening....until the very end. The place was pretty much empty. There were probably about 10 guys and at least as many girls. None of…

Southern X-Posure Gentlemen's Club

Princeton, West Virginia

I have been to this club...

I have been to this club multiple times and it is pretty consistent. Most dancers are hot, but a few are more average. One dancer is a bit older but damn can she swing around…

Raider's Reef

Tucson, Arizona

Well all I can say is...

Well all I can say is I got a nice real skin on skin HJ at the regular dance price. If you are cool it seems like the babes can't leave your stick…

Downtown Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Just got back from "happy hour."...

Just got back from "happy hour." Not so happy, as there were about five patrons and four girls. Fortunately, the four on duty were choice. Sahara is a beautiful Uganda dancer with…

Top of Gainesville

Gainesville, Georgia

We have the best dancers in...

We have the best dancers in town...period! Come check us out, I promise you won't be disappointed!!! We got drink specials Mon-SAT and also you get in free between 4 pm to 7 pm. We…

Spearmint Rhino

Rialto, California

It's been over a year since...

It's been over a year since I last visited SR Rialto. My outlook on the club was that it was a good club but right now, I have to be tight on money. On my…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Visited on a Wednesday afternoon into...

Visited on a Wednesday afternoon into early evening. It's spring break and cocoa is crowded, especially with coeds wandering around in bikinis. Decided to take advantage of this by... spending an afternoon in a…

ICON Gentlemen's Club

Timber Pines, Florida

Being a novice, I have no...

Being a novice, I have no experience with which to compare my visit to this club, but I shall do my best. Though quite nervous, I quickly became comfortable because everyone, from the man…

Red Garter Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

Went by Red Garter when I...

Went by Red Garter when I was in town for a conference. Didn't expect much, but rather liked the club! Lots of girls working, most of them cute. There was very little hustle for dances…

Flash Dancer Orlando

Orlando, Florida

The club does have a new...

The club does have a new owner and a new GM. my wife and i went in there the other night it wasn't to bad. the clubs new name is Fantasies sports bar i think.…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Being dragged by friends, Off to...

Being dragged by friends, Off to the most overated club on TUSCL, who are bound to show me a good time at this club. I'll admit it, I had a good time. What…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Had to run across the street...

Had to run across the street for some real lap action, as a break from the number one club across the street. All I can say is these girls know how to party.…

Jaguar's

Lubbock, Texas

Very layed back club. Nice...

Very layed back club. Nice atmosphere. I am not from Lubbock so I wasn't sure what to expect. The dancer's were very friendly and layed back. They did not pressure for…

Biggins

Daytona Beach, Florida

Went to the club for a...

Went to the club for a second time and had a good time. $5 cover drinks were real reasonable. Dances were not bad. There is no pressure girls are friendly and will make the rounds…

JR's Cabaret

Bronx, New York

Went on a weekday afternoon. ...

Went on a weekday afternoon. Not much business during the day. Dancers were mostly Black and Latina. Full figured women with lots of curves. Dancers were pretty friendly. A couple…

Candy, A Gentlemen's Club

Daytona Beach, Florida

The physical club is ok and...

The physical club is ok and has some nice private seating along the walls. The drinks were $4 for a beer. The girls were a bit pushy and try and lock you in before you…

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Update on TUSCL_Brother and gridget

Bro's 98 yo dad passed away last week.His court date got post ponded because because of the death. He will update me next week. gridget, will be released from workers comp after 11 months. Says her hand feels good. She has…

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The Lido Room - Exclusive Private Lap Dance Parties

<i><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;">The Lido Room raises the standard for men's entertainment in New York City. <br /> Our lap dance events are the perfect combination of private party and traditional gentlemen's club. <br /> We provide…

The Lido Room - Exclusive Private Lap Dance Parties

<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><b>The Lido Room Exclusive Private Extravaganza</b></span></span></span></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;">The Lido Room has raised the standard for <b>men&rsquo;s entertainment</b> in New York City.<br /> Its <b>lap dance events</b> are the perfect combination of <b>private party</b> and traditional <b>gentlemen&rsquo;s club</b>. It provides its guests with the highest level of customer service in a friendly comfortable environment. <b>At their parties you can relax and live the fantasy. </b><br /> Instead of the usual sterile strip club with its loud music, intimidating surroundings, and non-stop requests for dances, they offer a more laid back and intimate atmosphere. Spend some quality time with their <b>beautiful…

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Playing to the Crowd

I'm a young dancer in Indianapolis, and I wanted to ask about what type of music the majority of patrons like to listen to. I will say, upfront, that I do not like entertaining or dancing for black men, even…

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Smothered?

This dancer has wonderfully soft, natural tits, and likes to give me (appropriately) ‘stevies.” Sometimes she grabs the back of my head and holds me in place until I ‘m out of breath. The lightheadedness afterward is strangely…

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Teen Girls Dress like Strippers at Prom

Things have certainly changed since I went to my prom, lol. “Prom is going porn this year. The days of dressing like a lady are over -- with teens preferring to parade around at their first big dance looking more…

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The Ultimate PL

New Yorker Sues Escort After Brief Affair Updated: Sunday, 28 Mar 2010, 9:27 AM CDT Published : Sunday, 28 Mar 2010, 9:27 AM CDT (NewsCore) - It was "Pretty Woman" without the Hollywood ending for a Manhattan, N.Y., real-estate developer who tried to save…

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What would be appropriate dress for a better grinding experience?

Ive had my share of LD and i have to admit sometimes the jeans just doesnt help.... but i dare not go into a club with nice looking pair of silky bball pants either... although i imagine it would make the…

All Stars

San Antonio, Texas

Place is fairly nice inside. one...

Place is fairly nice inside. one main bar in the center of the room plenty of television. One large main stage. The staff is very attentive, however the time of day i visited must have…

Stevie Teezz Gentlemens Club

Trenton, New Jersey

I stopped by, in part because...

I stopped by, in part because this club hasn't been reviewed in half a decade. The prior reviews are still pretty accurate. It is a large rather run-down place, nearly empty, with a…

Leather and Lace Southend

Charlotte, North Carolina

I dropped by for my monthly...

I dropped by for my monthly visit and found a hidden gem in Destiny. She gave a satisfying dance and added a few touches that were unusual for this place. Several skinny newcomers really didn't…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

im unsure how I feel about...

im unsure how I feel about this place. Ive had very mixed experiences here from spectacular to miserable. overall decor is pretty weak but who realyl cares about that anyway. the private dances are normally…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

I was flying into LAX so...

I was flying into LAX so thought I would check out the Jet Strip. I have heard about it for years but never been there. First, it is not as easy to get…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

It's been a while since I...

It's been a while since I visit Mons, but boy was I not disapppointed! There were about 25 girls dancing on stage--most of them totally nude. I had dances with two girls (one…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

I stopped by Rick's a couple...

I stopped by Rick's a couple weeks ago for the first time in a while. Things have changed since the raid and the decor certainly has changed. I made it in at the…

Mr. Lucky's

Columbia, South Carolina

Stopped by Lucky's on a Saturday...

Stopped by Lucky's on a Saturday around 11. A lot of cars outside so I'm thinking it's live inside. I was wrong. I counted no more than 8 dancers, one was an 8 and the…

Riverport Tavern

Sarnia, Ontario

First time to a Canadian club....

First time to a Canadian club. I thought the girls were friendly for the most part. Some drive down from Toronto for the weekends, they seemed to be pushier and wanted more money…

Fantasy Island

Forest Acres, South Carolina

What happened to the days when...

What happened to the days when you almost broke your neck trying to look at all the fine women walking back and forth in the strip club?? Got to Fantasy Island after a disappointing visit…

Playhouse Club

Romulus, Michigan

After a week out of town,...

After a week out of town, with no bud, got back to town on an airplane round midnight. Got my car, sparked a bowl, and decided to head to the house. What the hey. $3…

Cheetah Lounge

Sarasota, Florida

Visited Cheetah Sarasota for the first...

Visited Cheetah Sarasota for the first time. Tuesday, around 5 pm. $5 admission and 2 for 1 drinks - $5 got me 2 domestic bottles. 2 for 1 lapdances also ($20). When you walk in,…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

Stopped in mid-afternoon to see the...

Stopped in mid-afternoon to see the action. The club was very slow - although could have been that the weather outside was very nice. 4 dancers working, usually two were giving lap dances,…

Lace Wayne

Wayne, New Jersey

Decided to finally hit up my...

Decided to finally hit up my local club. Not the best to be honest! Only about 4 or 5 dancers on show in the club for the hour I was there. 2 of them not…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Free admission at around 3pm on...

Free admission at around 3pm on Saturday. It must be the good weather, because the place was already half full when I got there. Had a couple of beers and a sandwich (total $19).…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

club is neat and clean,girls are...

club is neat and clean,girls are ok alot have the standard tatoos which i am really not that into. I payed 15 dollars to get in,its 1 dollar per song at the tip rail with each…

Whiskey Vixens

Cheektowaga, New York

made my first visit to the...

made my first visit to the clubb on a Thursday afternoon. There were 4 dancers there, two which really caught my eye as wellas the bar tender. I was curious about the palce…

Sunset Strip Gentlemen's Club

Portland, Oregon

I hadn't stopped into Sunset Strip...

I hadn't stopped into Sunset Strip in many months. The last couple of times I went there were very few dancers and they weren't worth watching. The club is still the same (which…

Amber's Cabaret

Brook Park, Ohio

Tried the club again and left...

Tried the club again and left a little mad. I went to get a few LD's and ended up getting one bad dance from a skinny girl with no boobs. There is one…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Now THIS is my idea of...

Now THIS is my idea of a really good club. It's not as spiffy of as glossy as some of the bigger, "high-class" places. But I'm not really looking for that glossiness when all I…

Gold Club

Memphis, Tennessee

Though the cover is more than...

Though the cover is more than I care for, the dancers here are just a little better than elsewhere, and that makes a big difference to me. The decor is elegant enough, and the mileage…

Hawaii Theatre

City of Industry, California

Went to HT last week Tuesday...

Went to HT last week Tuesday 10pm. Got my buddy and I in with some VIP passes that I earned on my previous trip. My buddy and I had a good buzz drinking at…

Scores Gentleman's Club

New Haven, Connecticut

Hit this club for the first...

Hit this club for the first time this past week. I thought the outside looked a little seedy but i was staying at a nearby hotel so it was this place or nothing, The place…

Spearmint Rhino

Dallas, Texas

I like this club. I travel...

I like this club. I travel to Dallas weekly for business and I go here most Mondays, Tuesdays and Wednesdays. A lot of the girls are gorgeous. The club is clean and well maintained. Dances…

Heartbreakers

Columbia, South Carolina

I had a really fascinating visit...

I had a really fascinating visit to Heartbreakers during happy hour on a Tuesday. During happy hour, HB used to have some very nice, but unattractive dancers who were in the 4-6 range. Not…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

I stopped in during happy hour...

I stopped in during happy hour a number of times over the last few weeks. Lots of variety among the girls with about 20 to 25 girls working happy hour. It's a little…

Late Night Pub

Tallmadge, Ohio

Bar was recently busted for having...

Bar was recently busted for having 17 year old dancer working there and for solicitation and lewd acts... just an fyi. Bar is an old music bar, revamped. Have been in there…

Cannonball Cabaret

Brampton, Ontario

visited @ 2PM. No cover. Plenty...

visited @ 2PM. No cover. Plenty of parking. Men's room reeked of urine. Club could use some cleaning and updating. Looks like a bar you might find in the basement of a college fraternity. Budweiser…

The Torch 2

Boise, Idaho

1st time in the Torch 2....

1st time in the Torch 2. Accidently stumbled upon it driving down Vista from the airport. Nice location, easy parking, seems safe and secure outside. Inside it's large enough, certainly for the crowd of 10…

Christine's Cabaret and Steakhouse

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I went Friday evening around 11pm...

I went Friday evening around 11pm and the place was absolutely dead. There was at most 10 customers and some of them were couples, so it was kinda hard to tell how many…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Stopped by on a Sunday afternoon...

Stopped by on a Sunday afternoon after almost a six month absence. Sunday afternoon is ordinarily deadzone time at PP, but I had some free time so I stopped in anyway. Boy am…

Spearmint Rhino

Dallas, Texas

This club was ok. I guess...

This club was ok. I guess I am spoiled since I really enjoy the clubs in Atlanta and Lawrence KS where you can get alit of milage for a little money. The drink prices were…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Spent an enjoyable couple of hours...

Spent an enjoyable couple of hours with $3 beers and friendly ladies. Dances are very interractive but expensive at $25 a pop. Ladies very friendly and willing to spend time one on one with no…

Club Zeus

Indianapolis, Indiana

This is a horrible club. Not...

This is a horrible club. Not only is the house fee outrageous for the kind of disgusting dive it is, the house mother is a greedy whore who demands money from the girls. I danced…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

My buddy and I had heard...

My buddy and I had heard good things about this place and I had not been in a long time, so we took an afternoon off and headed down. When we arrived, we grabbed…

601 Gentlemans Club

Orangeburg, South Carolina

Its a decent looking club, tends...

Its a decent looking club, tends to get really thick in there after 2am when the real clubs let out. Not really a great thing for the dancers though, because that's when the regular club…

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Child Prodigy, 13, Claims UConn Age Bias

Colin was 2 or 3 when he began reading on his own, and was up to "Harry Potter" by the time he was 4. An only child, he has faced trouble before because of his brainpower. His kindergarten teacher would…

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finger in the kitty

if available would you slip a finger inside a dancers kitty or do you consider this over the line????

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Gia, Ana, Gina & Gianna...

Been visiting a different club and cultivating some new favorites.&nbsp; I hadn't noticed this before, but my top new favs all happened to be working today.&nbsp; So I got laps from, in order, Gia, Ana, Gina &amp; Gianna.&nbsp; Weird, huh?&nbsp;…

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Iceland bans strip clubs

http://www.news24.com/Content/World/News/1073/6a730c48d4094ea4bc3c3b4ac7b07489/24-03-2010-10-24/Iceland_bans_strip_shows "Reykjavik - Iceland's parliament has voted to ban striptease shows, making it an offense for any business to profit from the nudity of its employees. Iceland's legislature, the Althingi, passed the ban on Tuesday night, with just two abstentions and no…

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The Pervert's Film Library

Let's say you have a financial hiccup, and it's going to be a while before you can make it to the strip club, so you nedsome good stroke material. You could pull out the porn, but's let's say you want…

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Mindy McCready suing over porn video

Country singer Mindy McCready appears in a porn video scheduled to hit store shelves April 19, according to porn company Vivid Video. The company announced the video in a press release Monday. The news quickly spread to “Fox News,” “The…

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Shootings stem from theft during lap dance

A stripper accused of stealing money from a man as she performed a lap dance at an after-hours party was among four people later shot by the man after he discovered the theft, according to new charges filed in the…

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Update on Detroit

Was in Detroit this past weekend. Turns out that within the city an ordinance has passed which makes mandatory a 6 foot rule between patrons and dancers- therefore no more lap dances in the city proper.

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What type of dancer do you think is most aggressive?

This could be by race or any other characteristic you think of. A desperate or very determined dancer will tend to be very persistent. I believe I've noticed as many aggressive black dancers as white dancers but the…

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heels or not?

OK, without getting into the vision of what's on that carpet ... There are a few dancers that are quite short and it's just plain obvious. I asked one how tall she was and she said "Oh, honey, I'm 4'10" on…

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"Trainable"??? Yea or Nay??

As an offshoot to the low mileage thread..... Lets say you encounter a new dancer, or its your 1st visit to club in new city that you may get repetitive visits to. She looks better than most dancers, you pick…

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Asking about "extras"

I was just curious how people go about asking if extra services are available. I'm a little leery that if ask the wrong girl, she'll tell management and I'll get booted or something. I'm heading to the club tonight and…

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Republican National Committee spends $2k at West Hollywood topless club

"The Republican National Committee spent thousands of dollars at hotels and clubs in February, the Daily Caller reports. According to FEC reports, the RNC spent $1,946.25 at Voyeur West Hollywood, which the Caller describes as "a bondage-themed nightclub featuring topless women…

let her run the show

This may appeal more to newbies to the SC scene, but maybe there's something that others can learn. This is based off of general observation, experience, some fairly specific advice from a couple of dancers, and a dash or two from what I've learned on TUSCL.<br /> <br /> Short version: I don't care if you've been going to SCs since the Coolidge administration and it's her first night dancing. Only one of you is the professional, and it ain't you, Sparky.<br /> <br /> Now, granted, I realize that my nature is such that I tend to lean toward this perspective anyway. But there's a purely pragmatic aspect to it, too. Let me break this down into two categories: the floor dance (be…

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Kim Kardashian is Single and Ready to Mingle, Posts Sexy Pics on Twitter

Samsung1 - now's your chance, man! http://x17online.com/celebrities/kim_kardashian/kim_k_is_single_and_ready_to_mingle_posts_sexy_pix_on_twitter-03272010.php

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Low Mileage Favorites?

Do you have them? I'm thinking about the dancer who's mileage is below your usual standard, but who is otherwise so hot/cute/sweet/fun to be with, etc. that you still get dances from her.

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Phillies Fan Scores Acquittal, Conviction in Sex-for-Tickets Trial

Susan Finkelstein went 1-for-2 in the Philadelphia trial in which she was accused of soliciting prostitution in an attempt to get tickets to last year's World Series. According to Philly.com, the defendant was acquitted of a prostitution charge but convicted of…

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Strip club books

Just wondering if any of you guys have bought books relating to strip clubs and which ones you recommend? I am looking around on amazon.com and a few I have looked at buying are Ivy League Stripper Confessions of…

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Club Regular?

In your experience, how many visits does it take to go from being "the new guy" to being considered a club regular? Her: You've been coming here a lot lately. Me: So have you. Her: I work here. Me:…

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"You can pay me later"

Just as we were finishing up a dance I heard the DJ calling out the dancer's name. She told me she had to go on stage. I was still fumbling with my wallet, and as she hurried to…

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Nevada's first legal 'prosti-dude' quits for want of clientele

New York, Mar 27 (ANI): The first legal male prostitute has reportedly decided to call it quits after getting fewer than 10 customers over the past three months. Buzz up! Markus, 25, an ex-Marine, who put the "dude" in prosti-dude, was the…

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How long should a 'song' be?

In a recent review I observed that what seemed to be a great value was undercut by what seemed to be very short songs. A follow-on reviewer of the club timed them at from 75 to 100 seconds. So the question…

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Coming to an infomercial near you..........

i just got word from an industry insider that consumer advocate/protector Kevin Trudeaus next revealing book/expose will be titled, "Secrets Strippers Dont want you to know about." Kevin claiims that he went into the…

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Kentucky Senate passes bill restricting nude dancing

FRANKFORT KY (WAVE) - The Kentucky Senate Friday passed a bill that would require nude dancers to remain at least six feet from patrons and perform from an elevated platform, at least 18 inches above the floor. The vote was 38-0. The…

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My Little China Girl

I'm a big fan of Asian women (of the Japanese/Korean/Chinese variety), but the problem is I just don't run into that many Asian strippers. So it was a pleasant surprise to meet a hot Asian dancer (who I'm pretty sure…

The Chicago Way?

Some time ago (long enough for plausible deniablilty) I had occasion to stay a few days in Chicago with a car at my disposal. Like a good hobbyist I took the opportunity to venture out from the city proper to the outlying areas where the clubs are looser. Having done my research, I had no trouble finding extras, but the style of the extras was unlike anything I'd experienced before. I'm therefore writing this article as a combination notice for those who may come after me and invitation to those who have had extras in Chicagoland to report the similarity or difference of their experiences to my own.<br /> <br /> I visited two establishments on opposite sides of town - had…

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black guys, white girls

Being that i am black and have an interest in white women, i was shocked at the amount of white girls that approach black guys in all the places i have visited..it's almost next to none. So anyone got…

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Monique Alexander, Raylene, and Nina Mercedez

Just met them at Fantasies Nightclub in Baltimore, MD. Here are the pictures: Me with Monique Alexander http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/90/moniquealexander.jpg Me with Nina Mercedez http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/8166/ninamercedes.jpg Me with Raylene http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/7681/raylene.jpg Me with Raylene, and the printer which was so uncooperative we took a picture with it http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/1007/rayleneprinter.jpg

STIPPER MISCONCEPTIONS

<font size="4" face="times new roman">The following are reasons that I have heard from dancers as to why they chose this line of work:&nbsp;</font><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <p><font size="4" face="times new roman">It beats the slavery of office work</font></p> <p><font size="4" face="times new roman">To supplement her income as a nurse/hairstylist/etc.&nbsp;</font></p> <p><font size="4" face="times new roman">To support herself while she persues her acting career</font></p> <p><font size="4" face="times new roman">This job is only temporary until she makes it big in show biz</font></p> <p><font size="4" face="times new roman">Because she's a single mother and this pays the bills</font></p> <p><font size="4" face="times new roman">She's a teenage runaway and she doesn't know what else to do</font></p> <p><font size="4" face="times new roman">To support her musician and future rock-star…

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Viagra may treat infertility; helped woman to become pregnant

Viagra, the blockbuster anti-impotence pill for men, has helped a husband and wife have a baby girl. But, the strangest part of this story is that the erectile dysfunction medication wasn't given to the husband but to the wife! A British…

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Police use Craigslist to make prostitution arrests

LOUISVILLE, Ky. (WDRB Fox 41) -- Louisville Metro Police are using 21st century technology to nab suspects allegedly engaged in prostitution, according to police reports obtained by Fox 41. Last night police arrested five suspects after they allegedly set up meetings…

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Will a topless bar strip homes of their value?

Destin resident Ken Wampler said a strip club is not something he wants in his backyard, especially since he's trying to sell his house. Wampler lives at 310 Liriope Loop, in a neighborhood adjacent to the industrial zone, which has been…

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: Woman ran strip club for minors out of home

A Chesterfield County woman is out of jail on bond after being arrested for running a strip club out of her mobile home. Investigator Daniel Scott with the Chesterfield County Sheriff's Office says Gwendolyn Lowery, 27, had turned the living room…

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Deputy arrested outside strip club

THE COLUMBUS DISPATCH Bachelor-party incident leads to multiple charges Friday, March 26, 2010 A Franklin County deputy remains on duty after being shocked with a Taser and arrested at a Mahoning County strip club this month. Keith M. Miller, 28, of…

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Two arrested in Atlanta strip club shooting

Two men were arrested Friday in connection with the shooting of two people early Friday at a downtown Atlanta strip club. The shooting happened about 3:45 a.m. in the parking lot of the Magic City club on Forsyth Street, according to…

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Platinum Plus in Greenville - customer dies

Last night an alledgedly unruly customer was ejected from Platinum Plus in Greenville by bouncers. He ended up dying from the choke hold one of the bouncers inflicted on him. News reports say that the 36 year old man was…

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Movie Review: Hot Tub Time Machine

In this throwback to the great T &amp; A movies of the 1980's, three middle aged friends commiserate about how shitty their lives are. Trying to lift their spirits, they decide to take a trip, with a younger hanger on,…

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Strip Club Bathroom Attendant Job Opening in Vegas

from Craig's List: "Bathroom Attendant for Gentlemans Club (Las Vegas) Date: 2010-03-25, 11:50PM PDT Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?] The Library Gentlemans Club is currently looking for a bathroom Attendant. Please apply in person on Friday and Saturday only. Business hours…

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Looks like Samsung1 will be making some extra trips to the clubs

Headline from the Columbus Dispatch: $100,000 spills from armored car; passers-by pocket most of it so far http://www.dispatch.com/live/content/local_news/stories/2010/03/25/100-thousand-spills-from-armored-car.html

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Love em or hate them?

I go because I love them. They entertain me. And that is why I go. I know more shit about than most of you know about you best friends. I have taken some to lunch or my hotel room. I…

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Tea partiers air doubts about Amnesty supporter Dick Armey

It seemed a strange fit to begin with — a former House Republican leader turned $750,000-a-year Washington lobbyist who resurfaced as perhaps the single most identifiable leader of a populist, anti-Washington movement. And in recent weeks, Dick Armey has found himself…

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I plan on going to Gallagher's 2000 in NYC tonight

Was wondering what I could expect in the VIP room and if anyone had any experiences in there. And, in general, are VIP rooms just a waste of time? The cost is only slight less per time than getting an…

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Top 100

I noticed that in the current Top 100, two of the higher ranked clubs are from Mexico: Adelitas #3, Hong Kong #19. At a Mexican strip club, it is a sure deal that you will be fucking a dancer ITC…

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On the road headed to Ft. Lauderdale area! Plan on hitting the Rhino one night

Lots of lame daytime reviews on the Rhino, but I assume it's pretty fun at night?? Any area tips?

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Tan Lines...

As summer weather approaches, I was wondering what the consensus of the group is on tan lines. Do you prefer the ladies with an all-overall tan or ones with distinct tan lines (bikini-like) or those with no tan at…

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To Tip or Not to Tip?

I'm surprised in reading reviews how many folks mention tipping the dancer and/or tipping the bouncer, etc. I always tip the bartender and some dancers on stage I find appealing. But the bouncer? Very, very…

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Favorite profile pics

It struck me this morning how many fine women's pics we have added to our profiles here. Do you guys have any favorites? Other than my Melon Girl, I like samsung1's new pic. That blonde does have a nice ass.