Another thread raised some questions in my mind: how often do you visit strip clubs?
On a yearly average, I probably go to SCs 2-3 times a month. But even that figure is deceiving. I mainly go when I travel, so I might go 3 or 4 nights one week, and then not again for several weeks. Last fall and winter, due to holidays, family commitments, work, etc., I went over 4 months without visiting a SC.
So, how often do you go, what's your longest (recent) drought, and what kept you away?
I average about 50 nights per year, mostly travel but also an uber local club. What keeps me away is simply getting too busy with work projects and/or family obligations, but I have had only a 2 month drought at the worst.
Once a month on average. Most of mine is also done while traveling for business as I do not go to my local(Atlanta) clubs at all. Usually don't have more than a 6 week drought. That is partly due to TUSCL which requires monthly review to maintain membership status.
when I feel like it, I don't maintain any schedule. If I am not tired from the day's activities, I'll go once a week. On this trip, sometimes, depending on the city I am in, it may go up to 3 times per week.
txtittyfan visits strip clubs 0 times a year. Just posts phony reviews on here and tells people to short US dollars. How those short dollars working out for you these days, tithead?
I usually go when I travel. I have never been to any local clubs. When I find a place I like, I will hit it up subsequent nights. When I have a bad experience I go into drought mode for a few months.
"Usually don't have more than a 6 week drought. That is partly due to TUSCL which requires monthly review to maintain membership status."
Ummmm, you really don't need to be cranking out reviews on that time-scale. You currently have 62 reviews under your belt snowtime, and your TUSCL VIP Membership time accumulates with each review...as long as you're not reviewing the same, exact strip club more than once per month. You get one month credit of TUSCL VIP Membership per review otherwise.
Yo wussup this is Chris Rock And I'm wit my man Lil Jon, and We stay in da club! We live in da club! We die in da club! We get our car Washed in da club! We go to school in Da club! We go to the cleaner in da Club! We never leave the muthafuckin' CLUB!!!.....We go to church in da club! WE DO EVERYTHING IN THE MUTHUFUCKIN' CLUB!! WE PAY OUR TAXES IN DA CLUB! WE GO TO THE LIBRARY IN DA CLUB!!!
I go once a month when I travel. I wish it could be more, but that all my budget will allow. My dry spell is usually the Thanksgiving/Christmas holiday season.
Lately, it's every other weekend, neatly coinciding with my pay schedule. I don't know what my longest drought is lately, probably a month around the Christmas/New Years holidays. When I'm on vacation coming up in June, I might go every day if I can find a decent place to go to each night, except I know already two of those nights won't be at the strip club for sure.
Anywhere from 1-4 times a week. Longest time I waited was uhmm..2 weeks. I was on a family vacation for one week with no ability to get away...though i tried.
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last commentAll kidding aside, been averaging a visit per week so far this year. Last real dry spell was the Thanksgiving to New Year holiday period.
Ummmm, you really don't need to be cranking out reviews on that time-scale. You currently have 62 reviews under your belt snowtime, and your TUSCL VIP Membership time accumulates with each review...as long as you're not reviewing the same, exact strip club more than once per month. You get one month credit of TUSCL VIP Membership per review otherwise.
And I'm wit my man Lil Jon, and
We stay in da club! We live in da club!
We die in da club! We get our car
Washed in da club! We go to school in
Da club! We go to the cleaner in da
Club! We never leave the muthafuckin'
CLUB!!!.....We go to church in da club!
WE DO EVERYTHING IN THE MUTHUFUCKIN'
CLUB!! WE PAY OUR TAXES IN DA CLUB!
WE GO TO THE LIBRARY IN DA CLUB!!!
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Longest drought, 2 years.
Max - twice a week,
Logest drought - 2 to 3 weeks
Now its prob once a monthe bc I am seeing one otc about 2x week. If yer getting pussy with one of them why waste money on dances?
A drought? What's that? ;)