I've been to the 'new' Stars...

Aphrodite's Hot Lingerie Party

Portland, OR

This review is for my first visit there, which was a couple of months ago, near the beginning of summer. I should have posted sooner, but... well, it's been a crazy summer. Better…

Club Imperium

McKees Rocks, PA

I was in the Burgh recently and decided to check this place out. I went pretty late on a Saturday night (technically Sunday morning). It was maybe around 1:00 AM or so.…

The Hawthorne Strip

Portland, OR

I briefly re-visited The Hawthorne Strip after about 2.5 years. Nothing much seems to have changed physically-- it's still very much the typical Portland neighborhood-dive-turned-titty-bar sort of place. What I said from my…

Was headed south on a Sunday, and figured I would stop in. It had been years since I'd been to this spot. Last time I was there, the day shifts were fun. Today, not so…

Visited early afternoon on a weekday. No parking fee, no cover, no ID check, no troll. Neighborhood safe; in between a family restaurant and a Motel 6, easy on and off I-5 at exit 290.…

I’m on a quest to find the best dayshift club in the Portland area. Stars was next up for me to try. I was in the area for a meeting on a recent weekday, so…

It's been awhile since I've visited a strip club (have to be a bit money-conscious at the moment) so I figured I should stop on by especially since I wanted to have some ass and…