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Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Fun, but lackluster service

I'll be really thorough with this as a guide for people (like me) who are going for the first time. Went on a Saturday Night. $10 parking, $20 cover, which I thought was steep. It's…

Bugsy's Speakeasy

Elyria, Ohio

Say it loudly, Bugsy is selling alcohol! POLICE! POLICE!

Elyria, OH. Saturday night. Downtown Elyria, which I have no idea how to pronounce. I parked behind the place plenty of parking back there. Didn't seem like a crazy area to me. Walk in bartender…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

Lodge - worth the visit

Visited on a Wednesday & Friday (wrote just Friday here). Experiences were similar across both visits, so combined the reviews. General layout. Large area as you enter. Three stages. Bar to the side. Poker (?) table…

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Top clubs for dancers?

None of my favs ever danced at a club they loved. And I could never handle being the regular of a flake, so seems unlikely they were flakes to the clubs they worked at. They always felt like…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Another Sunday Night

Another Sunday night visit. Got there before the shift change about 6:30. Plenty of girls in the club. More started coming in between 7 and 8. A lot of dancers were there. You…

Candi Cabaret

Charlotte, North Carolina

Fun day on a rainy day!

Work is slow this Thanksgiving week so I stopped by the club. I was there around 3:30 pm. Free parking at the back and entrance in the front of the club.…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

First time but not the last.

Made my first visit to V while visiting family in Atl. Always wanted to and never had the opportunity, but today I drove there before I drove back home. I arrived at 12:30…

Ragtime Gentlemen's Club

Woodland Park, New Jersey

What kind of girls dance here?

Thick Brazilian whores?

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Do you get along with you neighbors?

Any beefs? Even way back when. I've never had a problem with any neighbors outside of being a punk kid but I'd have to imagine it'd be a pain in the ass. At home you just want to unplug not…

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, Oregon

Teeny Titties – and Hands Below

Sunday afternoon, couple weeks back – about 1:30; pull into SI’s ample free parking, arrange my 20s, 5s, and 1s into different pockets. No cover charge, ID check here in Simpson Town; just stroll…

The Men's Club Flint

Flint, Michigan

Encouraging visit

Arrived about 2:15 on a Tuesday afternoon. Parked myself in nice parking lot. Walked in - $8 cover - pretty crazy for a Flint club in the middle of the day. Bar…

The Venue

Portland, Oregon

Very high mileage dance

Stopped by The Venue around 3pm last Tuesday, no cover at the door. Wasn’t too busy, maybe 5 others in there and saw about 4ish dancers working. 1 on the pole, another at the bar…

Fantasies

Keyport, New Jersey

Ran into an old favorite

Stopped in because I was driving by. Had not been here in years. The place looks the same. They still have the shower stall on the stage. I remember it used to be a cool…

La Gloria Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Worth the Visit if You Can Dance (Even Badly)

La Gloria is somewhat unique in that it is a taxi dance (you tip the girls for dancing with you) club. Tropical Bar is similar in that there are times when taxi dancing is an…

Keepers Gentlemen's Club

Milford, Connecticut

Keepers: is it a keeper? Maybe just to hang out with a friend.

I've been multiple times, so this is more of a summary than a single experience. The bar itself is in a strip mall style lot. I've never had issues parking, and you don't have to pay…

Sugars

Hager City, Wisconsin

YMMV, but my favorite driving distance from Twin Cities

Stopped by Sugars on a Thursday evening in mid-July. I suspect this echoes a lot of what other folks have said here, but I'll lay it out. I entered the club around 7 pm, so…

Mint Lounge

Miami Gardens, Florida

Mint on Saturday

I made a quick weekend trip to Miami earlier this month so stopped by Mint lounge on Saturday around 5:30pm. The security guard gave a pat down outside of the club before letting me…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Avoid during the day!

It had been a long while since I last visited this club. When I drove by, I saw a decent number of cars in the parking lot so I decided to go in and…

The Body Club

Miami, Florida

Sunday @ the body

I checked out the Body on a recent Sunday afternoon. I took an Uber from my hotel. I was greeted by a security guard outside of the club who patted me down before…

Brass Pole Cabaret

Elyria, Ohio

No dancers

Elyria, OH. Saturday night. Just came from Bugsy's. Parking lot pretty light, but I said screw it let's give it a shot. Walk in black guy in a wheelchair who I think works not sure.…

Yellow Rose

Austin, Texas

Yellow Rose, early afternoon visits

I have visited Yello Rose several times, always during the day. The place feels very safe and from the girls at the bar to the manager they are very nice and make you feel welcome.…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

Worth a trip now

About 10 dancers - range from 5 to 7. One white and rest Cubana. Dancers do 3 dances on stage. 2 topless and last nude. Dances are $20 in VIP room and nude. And $10…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Friday Afternoon

I arrived around 1 PM. No cover, No ID check. The bouncer gave me a table in the middle of the club. I was crammed in like a sardine. I did not have very many…

The Palace Gentlemen's Club

San Antonio, Texas

Meeh on a monday

Visiting on a Monday with a group of buddies after a spurs game. Rolled in with a $15 cover. Girl up front was a solid 9 which gave me hope for a fantastic night. I…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Place is slipping

This place is slipping, used to be a go to but now the talent and menu have gone in the wrong direct. Purple square building on the corner of an industrial part of Philly. Lots…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Hiphugger, it's just not for me

This is my second and final trip to Hiphugger. Everyone raved on it, up until that last few reviews, including mine. No cover. I walked in, very dark, your eyes will adjust quickly. The…

Spearmint Rhino

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Tuesday at the Rhino MN

$20 at the door, the bouncers were imposing, but polite. It was a Tuesday night, so the club was practically dead. A waitress asked if I would like anything, I said a water, and she…

Desert Flame

Mesa, Arizona

Okay visit

The parking lot goes from the front of the building, side, and back. My vehicle was the fifth vehicle in it. When I walked in the front entrance, they did not charge me a cover.…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Sky still around at all?

Read in a review from March that a dancer going by "Sky" was around. Anyone know if she still comes in, and if so, any idea when? (The one I recall was maybe 5' or so out her her heels,…

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Sky still around at all?

Read in a review from March that a dancer going by "Sky" was around. Anyone know if she still comes in, and if so, any idea when? (The one I recall was maybe 5' or so out her her heels,…

Kitten's Gentlemen's Club

Salisbury, Massachusetts

Meow

I stopped in around 9 or 10 on a midweek night during the first chilly week of the fall. Entry was $5 and it was an ID check not an ID scan. I think my…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

Okay Thursday Afternoon at Capital Cabaret

I went to Capital Cabaret on a Thursday afternoon. The cover was $6 and I was one of only 2-3 patrons because it was a weird time after lunch but before the rush. The people…

Privilege Lounge 216

Cleveland, Ohio

Black hip hop club

Cleveland, OH. Saturday night. Just came from Amber's a couple blocks away. Busy street, a crowded bar across the way. Area seems alright. Parking lot, plenty of spots. Walk in, big black guy in bulletproof…

Crazy Horse III (CH3)

Las Vegas, Nevada

Thursday Night Fizzle

I was back in Vegas recently. Happened to be Thursday night and my team was playing on TNF. I called around to a couple different clubs to see which ones were doing specials…

Mixer's

Northfield, Ohio

Casino across street, it's probably a better bet than here

Northfield, OH. Saturday night. As stated right across from a big ass MGM Casino. Busy commercial road. Not ghetto at least my view. Plenty of parking, walk in. There's a window nobody in it and…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

finally a visit to this little club after first experiencing Las Vegas 10 years

chica's located on Las Vegas boulevard, north of the downtown area of Las Vegas and Fremont Street area across from Jerry's casino and very close to palomino nude strip club. it's a small old place…

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Go Woke, Go Broke: Ms Universe Edition

This year’s Miss Universe pageant has gone full out woke embracing diversity, equity and inclusion. It also just recently filed bankruptcy. This year’s contestants include two transgender men, a plus-sized contestant (i.e. fat) and mothers. (Apparently…

Crazy Horse Men's Club

Bedford Heights, Ohio

Crazy Horse was a Lakota war leader that fought America in the 19th century.

Bedford Heights, OH. Saturday night after midnight. This was the last stop on a big Cleveland area strip club run. Area, sort of on the edge of the hood but I wouldn't say this area…

Club Castaway

Whatley, Massachusetts

Mediocre experience

I checked out Club Castaway, a gentlemen’s club on the outskirts of western mass in Whately, on the 19th of November. The place has this old-school vibe, but it's more outdated than retro. The dark…

Crazy Horse

Brook Park, Ohio

Bob Feller should've won MVP in 1940

Brook Park, OH. Saturday night. By the airport. Parking lot, plenty of parking. Walk in. Very pretty blonde girl working the front. Wish she was dancing. I think the cover was $5 or $10 I…

Amber's Cabaret

Brook Park, Ohio

Would I still bang Amber Heard if she shit the bed? Yeah probably.

Brook Park, OH. Saturday night. Just came from Crazy horse. Area doesn't seem bad. Sort of industrial. Parked in the back. Walked in. Indian guy in the box. You could hardly see him. Cover is…

Blush

Commack, New York

Don’t Waste Your Time. I Did.

Was in NY for a convention. Stayed at a hotel by JFK. Hit a couple bars after meetings and decided to check out the local clubs. A guy at one bar suggested this…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Trolling for otc.

So a return to the Carnival. Was here over a month ago, decided to get some of that nastiness. First, brick building on Rt. 130 in Brooklawn. I used to live in Brooklawn, so…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Lots of dancers, but quality lacking

Had been interested in visiting Mario’s for a while and I finally was in the area on a Friday afternoon. Club layout has been described here many times, so nothing to add, except that…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

The best in Seattle

After a long absence, I dropped by a couple of times recently. The first time was during a power outage. At first, it seemed kind of weird but they were playing music, doing…

Pin Ups

Decatur, Georgia

Pretty good experience. Same mileage as before

So there have been mixed reviews about the new/renovated pin ups, and I decided to try it out for myself for the weekend day shift, around 4pm. Parking was free, and the cover charge was…

The Outerspace Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Best time of year to go

I went this past Sunday around 5pm and there were about 2 to 3 dancers . I paid $10 at the door and got patted down. I got a beer for 5 bucks and maybe…

Christie's Cabaret Brunswick

Brunswick, Ohio

If your fake ass is bigger than Chris Christie you may have gone overboard

Brunswick, OH. Saturday night. Came down here with a purpose. I had to take an explosive diarrehea shit so damn bad. End of strip mall. Plenty of parking walk in. Cover is $10, free military…

How to set up a good OTC relationship with a stripper

Over the years I have had several OTC relationships with different strippers. Some great some good and some OK. I will not call any of them bad because I had a lot of sex with all of them. I am married so I was looking for some on the side fun and found it in many forms. When it comes to meeting these girls thd first thing to do is to come with a plan that is more than "I plan to Cum". The best of my relationships were the ones that started slowly. The early days for me were about me getting laid and why it happened often it was only…

Candi Cabaret

Charlotte, North Carolina

Good place for inexpensive fun

I was driving through Charlotte during an afternoon, so I swung by. For me, it was like going to a good fast-food restaurant, eating well then going on my way. The parking lot is in the…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

Sunday funday

I went this last Sunday around Noon. $15 cover to get in. About 8-12 girls working, seemed like more were showing up as I got there. Got a couple dances, don’t remember the first girls…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

A lot of high pressure tactics, but one diamond in the rough

Went there as a couple. Dozens of women standing around with very few patrons. One dancer half-heartedly dancing on stage, keeping her top on. Upon sitting down, we were immediately approached in an aggressive manner.…

Hi Beams Lounge

Paterson, New Jersey

What kind of girls dance here?

Thick b******?

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Asking for too much in PM's?

You ever feel like you asked for too much in PM's and got a negative response? I sent a message to few fellow tusclers in hopes learning about there local sc scene. Verbatim... "Let's hook arms and skip through the meadow,…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Surprise!

Short and sweet post, just like the girl I'll call out at the end. Basics: Evening visit, cover was 20 (few weeks ago, just before the increase to 21 for days, haven't been since at night).…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Worth a Second Look

Decided to head over to the Cricket for a first time in a long time on my way to the airport. Got there about 2:00 pm and grabbed a seat near the stage. It was…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

Sunday not for me

Sunday afternoon visit to Atlantis. No cover at 3 pm and had a free drink card from a prior vip visit which I never used. Beers I believe…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

Hottest

Best Dances and Dancers at Pole Kats? Any regulars?

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Too much to handle

It’s been awhile since my last visit to this place. Nothing has changed. Parking lot busy but still space available. Pat down and $10 at the door. Upstairs closed, so made…

Tijuana

Pedwest Entrance to TJ Now Open

https://www.borderreport.com/news/after-3-and-a-half-years-ped-west-reopens-for-border-crossers-heading-south-into-tijuana/ Some good news here. Not 24 hours yet, but better than it being closed all the time. Obviously a very good alternative to Pedeast.

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Better Than Expected

The notion of a no-extras, no-alcohol club rubs me the wrong way. While I would certainly prefer both, it seems reasonable to expect to at least get one or other other. When you add on…

Sapphire 39

New York, New York

Decent quick visit with a high barrier of entry

After getting back to my hotel after a birthday bar crawl, I decided to hit up sapphire since it was in walking distance. Got there and was quoted a $40 cover which imo was steep…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Monday night cubans

Went to wackos on a Monday night a week or two ago to check it out. Got there around 8, parking was not an issue at that time. There was some…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Need to return soon to Cheetah Pompano

Cheetah - Early Novemeber Saturday night 8PM Parking lot was pretty full but found a spot and paid the $2 for parking. Entered the club, large bar in front as walk in, another in the back…

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Tootsies - Juliana

Posting after a hiatus. I am headed to Miami again and was wondering if anybody here experienced Juliana at Tootsies. She is a petite Brazilian girl with an amazing personality. Has a model face and body, which is stunning. You…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

Wow amazing visit with my girlfriend in tow!

I have been to alot of clubs but this was my favorite by far. To be fair I live in Wisconsin where literally every club is terrible. I have been to many in St. Louis…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Cleveland, Ohio

Night before the big game

This club is in an urban setting, in the flats near the river. The Diamond Club is right next door, so, if you're seeking variety, you've got options here. Christie's…

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Club XXXV

Don't know if anyone else saw this but the club was busted again. See: https://www.nj.com/middlesex/2023/11/members-of-family-operated-prostitution-ring-at-nj-strip-club-face-new-charges.html Too bad. I was looking to get up there.

The Landing Strip (was Forbidden Fruit)

Ronkonkoma, New York

Days? Hours?

Anyone know their days/hours? Or a working website?

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

That’s my Review and I’m sticking to it.

My first review of this place sucked so I’ll write up another with my new found knowledge. This is just a cumulative review since I’ve been here a few times. Scarlett’s is like any other…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Saturday afternoon visit

Had some time to kill on Saturday so I decided to stop in. I usually go during the week later afternoons. There seemed to be a few less dancers than during the week but still…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Hot girls - not so great other than to look at

I had not been to Mons in years. Decided to hit it up on a Monday afternoon. I had been on a weekend night before and it was super packed. Monday afternoon…

Penns Port Pub

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Dive Bar Par Excellence

Stopped in on a Thursday evening around 6pm. My first time here. Street parking is pretty easy around here. No cover. The place is a small U-shaped bar with a few booth tables against the one…

Gallery at Beamers

Stamford, Connecticut

Club has reopened under a new name - Gallery

Just had their 1 year anniversary

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

Pregame action at Shotgun WIllie's

This past week was my first time in Denver for business, so as usual, I did extensive TUSCL research in advance. I was keying in on Ladies En Confidante as my primary destination, given the…

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, Oregon

A chill club with young gorgeous ladies

I was in the neighborhood on Sunday afternoon and dropped by for a beer, watch some football and oh ya, see some naked girls. The club is really chill with easy parking, one stage, and…

Centerfold

Springfield, Missouri

Afternoon (not much) delight

Stopped in to kill some time during the afternoon. Had never been, not sure what to expect. Very off hours, so expectations were pretty low. Club met and exceeded those expectations. Entering, no…

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Baltimore Stripper Audition?

Or maybe she already is a stripper. https://twitter.com/CaptainOfArt/status/1725498038955786724

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Trouble in Paradise Agogo

British tourist is left covered in blood by 20 women at Thai strip club. Full story with video and photos: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12769961/Slap-dancers-British-tourist-left-covered-blood-20-women-Thai-strip-club-started-fighting-customers-legs-flying-everywhere.html In a related story. Steve the brother of Vivide manager, Barry and himself the former manager of Follies has recovered from the…

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Geopolitical and Economic Observations: Strip clubs in DMV

As someone deeply involved in fintech and development, I often delve into geopolitical and economic forecasting. My recent visits to various clubs in the DMV area and West Virginia have provided me with unique insights into the industry's current state…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Providence Mode Dabble ?

This review will be a bit different in that I'll list and describe more dancers on shift, ala Providence reviewers, focus being on dancers who stood out to me vice a listing of the 40…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Amazing Dances at an Amazing Price

I was surprised and impressed with The Ebony Inn. I went there because it seems like the one place in the area to offer lap dances for a pretty decent price. And my main takeaway…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

My first time at Vivide

Day: Saturday Time: 7pm-9pm Upfront costs (parking and cover): Cover was $10. I didn’t pay for parking since I parked on a side street and walked a mere 5 minutes. My guess would be $10-$20 depending on…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Playhouse- would visit again

Had a good time. It was BYOB and the bartender asked for 10$ and took our drinks, put them in the cooler and whenever I wanted anther one she was quick to serve. The girls do…

Ladies en Confidente

Denver, Colorado

Give it a try

Been here a few times and experiences vary for sure . The host person is always friendly and most of the girls are nice to look at. Some are more strict than others. Nice that…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

First visit in a while, nothing much changed, except I picked a "chatter"

I don’t get to this area much and was driving thru, so stopped by on a recent Friday at 6 PM . Now I have not been here in over 4 years, and its…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

First time around, would go back. The drive was too long

First visit - Saturday night, reached around 8pm, plenty of parking spots that are well lit albeit the neighborhood of the club can be a little industrial. Easy entrance process, $20 fee and a complimentary coat…

Deja Vu presents Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Shreveport, Louisiana

Better Than Nothing, But Not by Much

I was in town for a a few nights near Halloween and was bored. This place was close to my hotel so off I went rolling in at about 930 pm on a Wednesday. Layout: Large…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Wish it was better

I really wished this place was better because it's so convenient. There's no cover and there's a $15 lunch which is extremely good value. There is a coat check (just tip). After the walk…

Club Rouge

Portland, Oregon

Upscale-ish club

Stopped by towards the end of the night on a Saturday. This might be the last remaining club in Portland with a line outside the door - about 7 people waiting to get in just…

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Maybe she'll do a review of our discussions too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEbLsxzw2Ks

Politics

Woke neo-Communist extremism pervasive at the NSA

The National Security Agency has been promoting the most radical fringes of woke ideology, especially the baseless conspiracy theory that whites are somehow "privileged" despite there not having been a single discriminatory law anywhere in America for over three full…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Slow and slower

Went on a regular Wed. a few weeks ago, around 6 pm. Very few customers, very bored looking dancers. Got some food and drink and tipped a little on stage. I think regular Wed. There…

Castaways Gentleman's Club

Duncannon, Pennsylvania

No Rescue for Castaways

Spoiler alert: This is not a shill review. A shill review of Castaways would recommend that it be burned to the ground (while unoccupied, of course) as a service to the public. I would go…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Slower Saturday.

Stopped by sinsations while passing through Jacksonville on a Saturday late evening. Layout as any know has the stage straight in front when you walk in and bar area just off to the left. Between…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Where Time Stands Still

Went here for the first time in a year. And it was like it was just yesterday. The same, exactly the same little alternate universe called Playhouse Lounge. The bar is a long rectangle with…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Taking a break from the Hugger

Over the last 6 months I’ve visited the Hugger 3 times. Each time has gotten worse. This last time will probably be my last until I hear otherwise. The good news is…

Club Blaze

Conley, Georgia

Don't Shop Around But Do Tip Your Provider

I popped into Blaze around 2 pm. I wanted to see the difference between Saturday and a weekday as far as dancer count, attention to detail and possible ROB behavior. The club advertises itself as…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

basic dances are no touching

Passing through RDU and decided to visit. Cover was $15 ~10PM so maybe it's changed from the $20 in the listing. There was a small bar and a regular stage area. The bar seemed filled with…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Other higher options than the $20 Lap Dance

Whenever I am in the Dallas area, I pay a visit to this club. I always like going here. This is probably my 5th trip in the last 3 years. $3 entry fee. Get a…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Vivide is just what the Doctor Ordered!

Have some PTO that I needed to use up before the end of the new year so I decided what better time to take a few days and go to Atlanta and check out the…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Still The Mac Daddy of clubs in SF in my opinion

Well, I just realized that I didn’t post my review of cheetahs from (10-14-2023). I went on a Saturday around 8:30. I arrived by Uber. I gave the parking lot guy $1 even though there…

Nikita's

Wellford, South Carolina

Great time, convenient spot

Arrived after midnight. Nice to have a club that stays open past 2am unlike the clubs in Greenville. It wasn’t overly busy. There were 14 dancers or…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Fun sexy night as a couple at tootsies

Who knew showing Ticketmaster tickets could be the golden ticket for a fun post game experience. My girlfriend and I hit up tootsies after an inter miami game because we saw on tootsie’s instagram that…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Another great visit to Vivide

I was over due for a visit to Vivide. I went on a Friday afternoon after work around 5:30pm. The parking lot was full. I paid $10 dollars at the door, parking was free. I…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Afternoon Visit

Stopped by in the afternoon around 5pm. Two patrons and the bartender, no girls in sight. Sat at the long bar and got a beer from Taylor, thin blonde who used to dance but…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Three visit synopsis

This is a synopsis of three visits to Wacko's, one early afternoon and two early evening visits. The club is located just east of the Emerson Exit off of I95. Parking is…

Lace

West Nyack, New York

A Better Time at Lace

This was my first visit in about eight months. I have described the place many times in previous reviews, but to summarize you come in and the bar is in front of you. It is…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Changing for the better

I recall seeing a number of reviews of Oasis over the past year or so which implied that this club was going downhill fast. And a visit I made about four months ago more or…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Slow day shift but cool with that

Stopped in because traffic in the direction I was headed was a nightmare. They have these new parking lines outside so it makes things easier when you pull in. Club details are posted multiple times so…

King Street Cabaret

Charleston, South Carolina

2 girls can make the night a lot of fun

My second club visit while I was in Charleston. I arrived a little after 8. There is a very small parking lot next to club, there also is a dirt lot across the street which…

New Century Theater

San Francisco, California

Fun but expensive

I arrived here after 11 pm on a Sunday, finding the place quite quiet with only two other customers and a couple of dancers in the booths. The spacious room felt even emptier due to…

FKK Forum

What SHOULD the TUSCL Top 10 Strip Clubs Be?

Some recent discussions here, such as @ilbbaicnl's recent thread about the TOP 40 have made me wonder: if I were charged with creating a TUSCL Top 10 list, what would it look like? It's a challenging question because there's…

Rosewood Theatre

New York, New York

Always average, getting better, but never a waste

It has been a while since I've gone to Rosewood but decided to give it another try. I do not like the entrance process. To begin with, they scan your ID. Admission…

Pink Diamonds

North Hollywood, California

Decent Dancers, Idiotic Management

Ok, first of all, I know you don’t need a bachelors or masters degree to be a strip club manager but geez the morons running this place take it to a whole nother level of…

Wiggles Gentlemen's Club

Hammond, Indiana

Friday night at wiggles

I stopped by Wiggles on a Saturday night a couple weeks ago since it had been more than a year since my last visit. I got there just before midnight and parked for free…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Good, steady fun.

Mario's is in Webster, which is about 15 minutes from Worcester near the CT border. It is about 30 minutes from RIDolls and 45 minutes from Providence. There isn't much else useful in the immediate…

Fringe Gentlemen's Lounge and Grill

Morristown, New Jersey

Only really worth it after 9pm

Layout: in Morristown towards the outskirts of town away from the nightlife area and stores. Parking is available below the club next to train tracks as well as at the parking lot which is decently sized.…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

A Really Good Hug

General club details; There is a $21 cover to get in. It includes a drink. This is a bullshit price, and it too much. You enter on the corner of a long rectangular room. The…

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How many of the TUSCL Top 40 have you been too?

Me 4.

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Decent time at baby dolls

Visited on a Tuesday and Wednesday night. The experience is not Follies by a long shot, but if you like Cuban women you’ll have a good time and can leave relaxed and satisfied. Club appearance and…

Sylvia's Playhouse

Portland, Oregon

Fun Time at Sylvia's

Sylvia's is located on a fairly low traffic street. There is street parking around the corner from the building that allows privacy. Walked in to a dark entry on a Monday evening. There is no…

A Monger's Guide to Spanish in Tijuana

A year ago I made my maiden voyage to Tijuana. It was amazing, and since then my mongering life has revolved around making my way back to this sacred paradise. Preparing for that first trip, I searched everywhere for an easy one-stop guide to speaking Spanish in la Zona Norte. I wanted one article I could read on the flight that would help me brush up on the Mexican lingo I'd need to deal with Chicas both in the bar, and in the boudoir. I couldn't find anything. And so, I've endeavored to put together this guide. I've packed it full of all the Spanish you'll need to know from the moment you cross the border until you're back at US…

The Geisha House

Madison, Wisconsin

Couple friendly?

Can I bring my girl to watch her? She really wants to go.

FKK Sharks

Darmstadt, Germany

FKK Sharks is not a strip club and does not belong in the top 40 strip club list

FKK Sharks is a legal brothel. Much better value for your money over any strip club.

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Saturday Afternoon in Pompano Beach Triangle- Recommendations?

Flight change leaves me near Pompano Beach Saturday afternoon. I'm leaning towards Cheetah, but I've found a few gems at DD. BT leaves me uninspired but I've never tried it on a Saturday afternoon. I like plenty uptop and have…

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ATL Strip Club’s Opinion

I am currently in ATL for a pre-thanksgiving trip and I must say the hype has met reality when it comes to clubbing in ATL. So far I have been to Vivide and Pink Pony and the value is bar…

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Another career starts in a strip club

Maybe I should have put this in the politics section, but I think it's an inspiration for us all. Fight against strip club set Speaker Mike Johnson on his moral crusade https://wapo.st/46hUTk0

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STI communicability re BJ's

Where can you find real honest info/studies regarding how communicable different sexually transmitted infections are during oral sex? With and/or without protections? The health sites say things like 20% chance of catching something and the monger sites say no way,…

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Floriduh man takes a shit on dead opossum.

I don't make this stuff up. Full story & photos: https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/dead-opossum-602417?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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How rare is "Natural Beauty"?

I don't know the name of the comedian but I remember he joked that if not for the guy that invented makeup, women would be treating us to dinner......

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Cleveland Trip

What are the best clubs in a 30-mile radius of downtown Cleveland? Christie's Brunswick is the highest rated, but I've also heard good things about Christie's downtown.

Politics

No charges on white man who stabbed black man in Missouri

https://amp.kansascity.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/toriano-porter/article277825918.html Basically a white guy went around calling people the N word and eventually a guy ended up attacking him in response. Whats very concerning IMO is the number of people who find it unbelievable how the white guy got…

Alpine Gentleman's Club

Syracuse, New York

Alpine strip club closed by city officials

Syracuse, N.Y. — The Alpine Bar and Gentlemen’s Club in Syracuse was ordered closed Wednesday for failing to comply with a nuisance abatement order, city officials said. Officials said the long-time strip club on the North Side did not maintain the…

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Reflections on the benefit of Strip Clubs during a brief elevator ride

Yet another anecdote from my staycation weekend. After doing dirty things with a gorgeous hot woman ½ my age at the SC, I headed back to the hotel. There was a dance party in the lobby. People were getting…

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OTC Oppurtunity

Had received the number of a curvy Brazilian dancer a few months back. I only saw her the one time but figured OTC was on the menu. I was in the mood for some play and ending up asking if…

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Chit Chat Starter lines?

I use a few different lines, but am interested in mixing it up and trying a lot more variations, and need your thoughts. What are the best 5 starter lines that you use when starting a conversation with a stripper? The ones…

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Do Strip Club Billboards work on you?

How often are you guys driving and see a big ass sign for a club and decide fuck it, I was doing something but now I'm going to the strip club. Usually going to strip clubs are a premeditated act…

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Smoking in the club

Between visits to customers yesterday I had time to stop by a club. Problem was, I could find a non-smoking club. Reeking of cigarettes at my afternoon meeting would have been a telltale sign that I’d been somewhere…

Overview of Miami Clubs

Everyone mentioned this should have been an article, so reposting it here. I stick to the discussions and reviews pages, so didn't even think about making this into an article, but here goes: I spent the past few days, from Thursday to Sunday, in Miami going through several clubs. I did reviews on two of them as the others I went to, I either did not stay long (1 or maybe 2 hours) and/or did not get dances. So, instead of a bare-bares review, I'll do a small overview of what I saw at each. Across the board: Onlyfans and web-camming have definitely taken a toll on strip clubs in my opinion. I last came to Miami in 2018 and was impressed…