Philly cheese whiz in my pants

I was passing through Philly and had some time to kill, so I decided to check out the local talent. After reviewing what I could find online relating to the clubs in town, I settled on Delilah's. I arrived around 6:30 on a Thursday, paid the $10 cover, was checked through the metal detector by security, and entered what turned out to be a great spot to spend a few hours with some really attractive and fun ladies... well two to be exact.

The inside of the club was well maintained and pretty standard for a strip club. A couple of bars, with a multi-tiered stage that intersected with them. I believe there was an upper level, but I didn't make my way up there. There were at least two private dance areas on the main level (i ventured into both) and I think there was a shower-show room of sorts, but I didn't see anyone go in there.

Seats closer to that action were taken so I walked to the back of the club, a little further away from the action than I like to be, but it turned out ok in the end. The girl to customer ratio seems to be about 1 to 1, there probably weren't more than 10 customers, so you do the math. Not too long after sitting down and ordering a $10 beer, a pretty dirty blond asked if she could sit with me. I accepter her offer and through conversation discovered it was close to shift change and she was almost out there. She asked if I'd like a dance after some small talk and I followed her to the the private dance area.