What’s the best pickup line to use on a stripper

'I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.'

If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

@Givemegothgirls

I will play along and answer your question.

Q: What’s The Best Pickup Line To Use On A Stripper?

A: “I want you to be the Mother of my children!”

:D

Do you work for the Post Office? Because I saw you checking out my package....

You look like my future ex-wife !

Do you know the difference between sex and a cheeseburger?

"No."

Great! Let's do lunch tomorrow!

Excuse me Miss, I think you dropped something....my jaw.

I don't have anything you can't recover from.

Are you a highschool?
Because I want to shoot some kids in you

Would you like some of my money?

You are so reflective…..I can see myself in you.

If I asked you to give me a bj in the back would your answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question

you like exactly the type of girl i daydream about everyday.

this line will suck if she's not into you and she replies with keep daydreaming.

Got any Irish in you?
Would you like a little more in you?

Riffling through a large stack of big bills does the job quite nicely.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get away from the cock!

I'm glad you're not a chicken.

You’re so hot I’d pay to have sex with you!

Do you have any Italian in you? No? Let's order pizza.

Turning it around I once had a dancer ask if I had enough money to make it worth suing me for child support.

Are you making enough money to cover rent and other expenses?

Do you know what you have in common with Eric Trump?
When I look at either of you, I think to myself, "Damn! I'd like to hit that pussy."

(For when you meet one of the many strippers named Naomi.)
I used to love the name "Naomi" because backwards it spells "I Moan"; but, then I met Lana.