LA to Tijuana
Hey everyone!! Going to LA for work and wanted to finally experience the fabled strip clubs of Tijuana…. Last time I was there I did COI which was good but relatively tame.Does anyone know of a shuttle service that takes you there?? Or do I need to rent a car??
And is it worth going there just for 1 day? If so - I assume Hong Kong is the place to go, is that correct??
Thank you in advance for any advice!!!!
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I have read that Hong Kong does offer a service from the US and across the border to the club. HK Tijuana.com... and also hopefully you have your passport or passport card.
> And is it worth going there just for 1 day?
Yes, for sure. It will be one of the best days of your life, lol.
> If so - I assume Hong Kong is the place to go, is that correct??
HK is more expensive than other clubs, but there's a much better selection of chicas there than other spots. I've heard this likened to buying a CostCo brand like Kirkwood. Chicago club is the Kirkwood. It's cheaper, and if you don't care if you wind up with a chica who is a 7 instead of an 8, 9, or 10, you'll save money there. If you do care about trying to find an wildly attractive 9, or maybe even the perfect dime, HK provides the better value.
I will play along and comment on your discussion and will answer some of your questions.
Does anyone know of a shuttle service that takes you there?? Or do I need to rent a car??
There is German Company Coach Bus service FlixBus across the street from Union Station in a parking lot. you can get your ticket and trip schedule in advance in their website https://www.flixbus.com
You can also take the Greyhound Bus from Union Station to Tijuana Central or AirPort
Or you can take the train from Union Station either the one ticket Amtrak or the regional commuter Metrolink in Los Angeles to Oceanside plus The Coaster in San Diego from Oceanside to the border
The train or bus will take you to San Diego (2.5 to 3.5 hours) to one of the Blue Line Station from where you can take the trolley to the U.S. Customs and Border Protection - San Ysidro Port of Entry (PedWest) (20-30 minutes)
In any case you might have to take a final Bus or the trolley Blue Line to PedWest. It is up to you if you want to take public transportation and make it a vacation/adventure or you like driving a rental car, the bus ticket will be $35 to $40
And is it worth going there just for 1 day? If so - I assume Hong Kong is the place to go, is that correct??
Yes it is worth as long as you consider it a “reconnaissance mission” and see how things are at Hong Kong and Chicago gentlemen clubs
For Pedestrians crossing into Tijuana at the San Ysidro crossing you will need to complete a Mexico Visitor's Permit (FMM ‒ FREE if the trip is 7 days or less and you cross by land) and present a passport.
That is all you have to do and and then you can waltz/walk to the Happiest Place on Earth (According to Krusty)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mCFQl0NfoP…
You can take the fee limo to Honk Kong
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2GVAoLr-…
You buy the discounts card at the limo office or the hotel cascades or in the Internet and make your Hotel Cascadads reservation
“Get your VIP Card at @HongKongGC, or above us, at @HotelCascadas, & save RIGHT AWAY!
Enjoy FREE drinks, bottle discounts, VIP Room access & up to 70% OFF, at @HotelCascadas!
HKTijuana.com”
After “unpacking” in your room, if you are go eat something light at the hotel restaurant Azul, discounted with your VIP card/membership, then go back to your room to rest, sleep well and when you get up around 8:00pm , shower and shave, and get read to walk into the Happiest Place on Earth.
Walk inside the club and look around until you see a girl you like and walk to the girl you like/want and ask her in English, “Hi beautiful; do you speak English?” If she says yes, a little, or not, is up to you to start making it an interesting game to “communicate” that you like her and want to have sex/make love to her.
The only two words you really need to learn is “arriba?” (to the room upstairs) and cuanto? (How much is the cost?)
At the Happiest Place on Earth “Hong Kong”; Technically you are paying for her time; half an hour $100 to $120, for basic Full Service; anything more; anal for example is negotiable and cost more. Since you have your own room you don’t have to pay for the 30 minutes rooms, another $30-40
With the right mindset and realistic expectations, most heterosexual men will have a good time at Hong Kong…
Just be careful out there, wherever you decide to go and do.
And remember Pics and Vids or it didn’t happen.
:D