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Dubious achievement award: Thailand, edition

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I did a Thai bar girl bareback last night. Honor your heroes! Where is my gold statue?

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CJKent_band

^
Pics and Vids or it didn’t happen.

:D

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BadBob

After going to the drug store for a quick pcr hiv test, right?

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Sgrayeff

Bareback is my objective by default. Asian girls are my objective by long-standing preference. And yet I'm not sure I'd bang a bargirl in Bangkok bareback. Would be tempting though.

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Puddy Tat

You get the spotted red statue of herpes.

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motorhead

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity

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rattdog

did you cum inside her? fuck gold. aim higher for the ultimate: the platinum standard

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Papi_Chulo

YOLO on steroids

I guess when one gets to a certain age, the risk-reward curve shifts

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Papi_Chulo

There may be a half-white/half-thai baby jackslash running around in 9-months

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shailynn

^ who the heck is that!?!?!?

Did this girl have a penis? Hopefully not!!!!!

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whodey

I have some good news and some bad news for you jackslash.

The bad news is that those statues are erected posthumously. The good news is that given the likelihood of catching some catastrophic std while doing that it shouldn't be long before your statue is available.

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Manuellabore

This is a discussion topic unto itself: If a hot dancer's pussy is hovering over your bare dick, do you let her sit down on it, knowing that, whether you're in Thailand or Omaha, if she's willing to go bare with you, she's doing it all the time.

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Muddy

Make it a platinum statue if you didn’t go over $15 bucks.

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dirtyburt

Obviously a textbook case of “ The smaller brain taking control of the larger brain”.

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twentyfive

I’ve always wanted to be Jack/Slash when I grow up. 😋

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shailynn

We’ve been over this a million times, whenever you run into suspect pussy you just douse your penis with Listermint and all is well. Kills all germs and leaves you smelling minty fresh. An added bonus is they tingle as well!

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dickdecker

Well even with Russian roulette 5 times out of 6 you're fine

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Jascoi

never can find Listermint. all I see is Listerine.

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5footguy

"do you let her sit down on it"

Nope.
And if she really wants to and you say no, she'll want it even more. Win-win.

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Jascoi

and didn't somebody say " Bear is better?" or is that "bare is better"...

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gammanu95

How drunk were you? Are you sure he didn't do you bareback?

I kid, I kid.

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TravelingBoredBusiness

I was mulling going to Phuket and checking out Bangla Road for the nightlife and bar ladies.

Getting a bar girl is basically a given, I just don't know if I would go bare with one under any circumstance. Then again, the risk of getting anything isnt exactly that low just meeting a woman naturally out here in US. They have all kinds of crap too. The pussy quality isnt what it used to be around here. Only thing about going elsewhere is you can skip the games and BS.

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twentyfive

Jack, how do those Thai girls feel about lasagna?

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shadowcat

I believe that award goes to Steve Shine the former day shift manager at Follies. After beating the long form of Covid he has permanently moved to Pattaya.

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