I don't understand this. Why not find women who are willing to have sex with you for free? Can't do it b/c you are too old and/or unattractive perhaps? Sorry to hear that.
Must be some truth to my above post. Notice davids silence? However I'm sure a cockmaster like him can find some action in his home trailer park and shouldn't have to cruise the adult bookstores and public restrooms.
RL should have started a topic like this: "Why does davids PAY some MEN for SEX? Is it because they COVERED all of the GLORY HOLES in his FAVORITE PUBLIC RESTROOM?"
parody: pissed at you? Dude, your daughters and sisters are doing wonders for my white slavery business.
Problem is your 300 lb wife: Can't get any offers on her above $5 from JC who want to buy here outright.
Hell I might as well go for it, thoughs: Otherwise the bitch is just costing me by eating like 10 lbs of candy and microwave popcorn a day. (Guess maintaining a 300 lb figure is not that easy.)
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Problem is your 300 lb wife: Can't get any offers on her above $5 from JC who want to buy here outright.
Hell I might as well go for it, thoughs: Otherwise the bitch is just costing me by eating like 10 lbs of candy and microwave popcorn a day. (Guess maintaining a 300 lb figure is not that easy.)