Favorite State

Strip club related, non-troll and non-troll feeding thread, so BUMP!

SoCar has some of the prettiest dancers I have ever seen

davids why don't you pick up the phone and call them? (SC) Maybe they need a certified cockmaster. Then you could move there and lower the property values.

I like the clubs in south carolina.

Isn't South Carolina just a state full of hicks and cotton pickers and Klansmen?

As with most high school boys, it started out with making out with me also, till I got slightly older and found the girl willing to "go all the way"

AN: Actually, I spent my summers on a smaller inland lake, and the times I used that line it only led to making out, not fornicating.

Chandler, that's what I thought you meant, I just wanted to be specific. Erie has some decent beaches too, just not where I was. The nice part was that there were a lot of bluffs and cliffs that had a lot of coves that provided decent cover. One couple per cove.

When I was growing up out here in California, the "hot commodity" girls were the ones that liked parking at the beach to watch the "submarine races!"

AN: That's what I meant by code for fucking. Lake Michigan has nice beaches, so it might have fooled some unsuspecting parents.

Chandler, Chitown, when I was growing up "going for a walk on the beach" usually meant a girl and guy were going to wander off far enough from the bonfire to make out or have sex. Girls who liked "long walks on the beach" were hot commodities. Of course this was around Lake Erie where the beaches are marginal for anything other than finding a secluded place to make out.

Nevada here.

1. FLA

2. Tennessee

3. South Carolina

TX, WA, FL, KS (Topeka, Lawrence and one club in Wichita), NV, OK (depending on the club and the dancer) - from my experiences.

I thought "long walks on the beach" was just code for fucking like bunnies.

I guess I'm not very ambitious...I'll stick with my home, Mr. Lincoln's state. We have everything you could want, as long as you don't want beaches or skiing. (I love all the Midwestern girls who say they like "long walks on the beach"...where the hell would that be!?! Lake Michigan doesn't count, in my opinion.)

Georgia & Florida

Nevada. Specifically Las Vegas! Not only for the strip clubs but the whole atmosphere.

I sidestepped the "travelled to" part of the question because in every other state, I've only been to clubs in one or two cities, or, like Illinois, it's so schizoid from one area to another. Besides, I usually travel an hour or two to get to clubs in Michigan.

The state of Bliss.

I'll take Florida. Either Key West or the Tampa Bay area will do just fine. And maybe a month or so in Indianapolis during the peak of hurricane season.

I've only been to eight other states, but so far for mileage, I'll take California. Although, I thought Arizona had the highest percentage of beautiful women.

There's no place like home: Michigan.

Of the ones I've been to, Texas, or Ontario Canada

not Ky. Hell Im close to Tenn. maybe I should give them a try