parodyman--> and JC?

It's clear that both of these posters are homosexuals: JC b/c he turned down dating a stripper supposedly b/c she was too young and looking out for her interests (truth is he is only in his mid 30s, so a fuck load of sense that makes). He also talks like a pussy fagboy.

parodyman-->'s homosexuality is clear from his fixation on the rectum.

Both seem to be pretty frustrated about something these days. It's clear that it is because SCs (full of women) are not fulfulling them no matter how much they pay. And never will.

So what's the solution? Clearly to finally come out of the closest and start dating each other!