I went to visit San Diego...

I went to visit San Diego this weekend and asked my friend to take me to the best club in the city. He chose Little Darlin's. San Diego is under a strict "no touch" law. LD's is 10 minutes outside of the city and exempt from the rule. Thus, his preference.

You pay $14 to get through the door. Once in, there is no alcohol and sodas are free. There is 1 stage. There were about 10 girls working on a Friday night. Each dances one tune clothed and a second one stripping down to nude. On the 1-10 scale they ranged from 5 to 8. (My buddy says the other San Diego clubs have foxier more "model like" girls, but the dances are all air in these places.) After each show the girls cruise the club and collect a tip from each patron no matter how far away he was sitting. I found this a bit annoying. Where I come from, you tip at the rail only, but I guess a girl has got to make a living somehow.

My buddy took advantage of a 2 or 1 special to get some lap dances from a very nice lady named "Vanity." He came back from the dance area broke stating these were excellent dances. I took a few dances from a buxom blonde. Good grindage throughout 3 minute songs, but all the clothes stayed on. Even though this is a nude club and touching is allowed, the girls have to keep their tops on. Bogus!