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5 years ago
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LiwetIf she walks away smiling, you spent too much.
A screen/screens to tell me where we are in the dancer rotation.
I've only seen this at a few clubs, unfortunately.
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5 years ago
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founderslip a dollar in her g-string for me
I'd bet that this has nothing to do with logic of arguments.
Everything to do with how much nobody gives a shit peoples' political views.
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5 years ago
Holy shit PSD; thinking of this as advice for new Target employees is fucking brilliant!
some of my favorites in that context
> Finding a good balance between partying and being sensible.
They go HARD at Target. But look, you are still wearing the red shirt. Represent the brand out there on the floor
> What really does tip out really mean and can I count on that bouncer to help me out when I am in trouble.
Gotta fucking tip the manager of the in-store Pizza Hut Express
> The top earners in the club will take money from every guy they meet even if it's just $20 here or there.
Some cashiers can HUSTLE
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5 years ago
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founderslip a dollar in her g-string for me
This is awesome.
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5 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
I don't know about the why - but yeah, coke is what seems popular today aside from alcohol and weed.
Girls can do whatever they want - I have no interest in that though, so don't expect me to join in.
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5 years ago
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LiwetIf she walks away smiling, you spent too much.
She doesn't believe you will pay what you say.
She doesn't believe it is worth it, spending the time with you if it is real.
She wants to survey the room and check in on other opportunities.
She doesn't want to be with you and is finding a nice way to say it.
She believes she can make more elsewhere.
Pick one.
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5 years ago
I have no idea who wants to sit down at a gown club with low contact and spend hundreds. None.
These are customers that probably went to cams/tube sites to some extent.
But even that said...extras are NOT necessary for having a good day from a PL. So I guess I sorta see it.
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5 years ago
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founderslip a dollar in her g-string for me
I fucking hate ROB's.
May their harvest be barren.
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5 years ago
@blahblah I didn't think you were taking a jab and I totally agree that those numbers are way low for somebody in LA. My comment was focused more towards the distortion of numbers some girls give. That has to fuck with plans to travel or relocate for you.
@PC agreed. Let's kick off an argument about how these 1% dancers are ruining the country for the 99%!! /s
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5 years ago
> Thanks, this is all helpful. I feel like strippers and club staff/owners/mgrs often have some kinda agenda or tend to exaggerate...
This is hard to gauge because so many girls are obviously lying with bad stripper math.
In low/medium COL areas, I am supposed to believe you make 1-2k a night...but you have trouble with rent, an iphone4s that is shattered as fuck and then will discuss how you've made so little today?
That isn't directed at blahblah, just saying the type of comments/alleged income I've heard girls say in clubs is laughable. I would hope the women here on tuscl are more honest when chatting together.
And I know there are some girls who can do very well consistently. But I totally agree that dancers and I assume owners/managers want to highlight the IDEA of making tons of money - at your own hours.
Some people will have that crazy day and then get the high again and believe "I could make $3k everyday! Disregard that I average $300..."
That aside, clubs feel less crowded compared to the past ~10 years. I'm mostly focusing on parts of Texas in that time.
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5 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
I know rick mentioned the east coast mostly but for anybody that doesn't know.
There is a place. A magical place - found in multiple parts of Texas.
You will never shit in a cleaner bathroom.
Your life will be changed. Coffee will simply taste like hot bean water afterwards. Gravy will be known to be nothing more than loose soup.
Buc-ee's. If you ever travel through Texas, look it up to see if a Buc-ee's is on your route.
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5 years ago
That's a dam shame
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5 years ago
Only if we've been chatting for a bit but i know I have no intentions of getting dances.
Girls asking for tips after minimal interaction is just trashy and annoying as fuck to me.
This doesn't mean I'm going Mr. Pink style and never tip - but asking for a tip after 2min of chat or ending one dance with "tips are always appreciated"....get that shit out of here.
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5 years ago
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founderslip a dollar in her g-string for me
Ok boomers
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5 years ago
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roshiBay Area, California
> And that is a great way to waste your money on a crappy dance because I do not want to be close to, grind on, smell, or smell like pee and balls.
Man I swear...women keep moving the goalposts and creating new standards!!!
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5 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
Those Apache projects have nothing to do with the traditional Apache web server. Sure they could be..involved...behind the scenes but. Nevermind.
FRMOS with great multithreaded, ULL cache targetting, avx512 optimized code makes things fast.
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5 years ago
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gStephThe view from the other side of the room
> And, a taco in my hand is worth a dozen virtual meals in a bush
This is the type of quality poetry that makes wading through the trolls here, worth it.
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5 years ago
We can only hope that we get in a situation where the number of dancer 'ad threads' are problematic.
As long as you are not an asshole you already have an easy conversation 'in' if you visit a club where a tuscler works!
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5 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Pass. It just isn't comfortable to me. I feel best sleeping in at least my sleepy pants year round and sometimes shirt optional.
Some women are incredibly pushy on "just sleep naked it is more comfortable"...for fucks sake I think I know what I like.
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5 years ago
I think some of y'all are missing what nicespice was saying - nobody has been a true whale as in big spender. At least that's how I interpret it.
People in threads often talk about trying to get FS extras for under $200 so they can then go on with their day....this is exactly the opposite of what the vast majority of dancers want to deal with.
Unless the girl is blatantly saying to contact her in her profile and she is trying to bring in more business...probably best to not cold call/DM a girl. Weirdos.
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5 years ago
> Who would win if Hooters and Twin Peaks got in a fight?
The customers who actually want something decent to eat. They will be forced to go elsewhere.
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5 years ago
That thread was wild, Rick.
Pre-paid for dances is something I did as a rookie mistake a good 11 years ago. Girl went to the back and never came back. Bonus round was about a month later I went to the same club and was hanging out with a girl and she insistent I meet her friend because I was "so much fun and cool". No shocker who her friend was and how she had the deer in the headlights look when she sat down and saw me.
The real thing that sticks out was about 4 years ago. I met this dancer that really fit my 'type' at the time. Over the night she started to tell me she was just getting through a divorce and was dancing as just a way to make some money and figure things out. Our dances started getting elevated in contact and some extras - all driven by her. She then gives me her phone number and tells me she likes me and really could use a new friend in this time.
My brilliant self never called her.
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gStephThe view from the other side of the room
These sentences are NOT a review.
I need to know:
1) Type of tortillas used in tacos?
2) Proteins and options that were available
3) Toppings and details
4) Salsas available?
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5 years ago
How in the world is an LDK counter good?
Don't get me wrong - this is amazing - but.....I do not have the mathematics for this.
WHY, you soggy Hanes' wearing bastard - why!?!?!
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Is this what used to be Cabaret Royale? That's what I've gathered from reviews but I'm not sure. Haven't been there since like 2013
Anyways - I once went into this same restroom and heard movement in a stall and then silence. I pee'd, washed my hands and then opened the door to pretend I was leaving and stood still. Once the door closed the movement started again - a dancer was fucking a customer in there. I assume it was while he sat on the toilet? Either way it was hilarious to me so then I opened the door and walked out and took a seat to wait to see them come out just to confirm my theory.