What Do You Wish You'd Known As a Baby Stripper?

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• wiffle shwaffle

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  5 years ago

  Whoops, meant to post this in the dressing room forum, but they can all still see this. 🤷
• jackslash

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  5 years ago

  That would be a useful YouTube channel. There must be thousands of things that new strippers don't know.
• Muddy

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  5 years ago

  It I could give advice to a baby stripper it’s please don’t become a jaded shark. Annoying.
• DeclineToState

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  5 years ago

  Tell us some of your "difficult customers in VIP" and how you dealt with stories please
• nicespice

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  5 years ago

  Hmm... How to pick a good club. Specifically, “how to pick a good club for somebody who knows what they want in a club. Because just because a place is prestigious or has high income potential, or gets hyped online, doesn’t mean one will like a place. How to discern when a dancer is likely telling the truth or full of shit when she’s talking about a club or customers or money. Finding a good balance between partying and being sensible. How to resist any form of boundary pushing and not let it affect you.
• nicespice

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  5 years ago

  —>“It I could give advice to a baby stripper it’s please don’t become a jaded shark. Annoying.” Oops
• Liwet

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  5 years ago

  Just because one guy gave you $500 doesn't mean you're worth $500. Don't turn down a customer who wants to give you money solely based on the amount of money he's offering you. The top earners in the club will take money from every guy they meet even if it's just $20 here or there.
• Nidan111

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  5 years ago

  The stench factor and how to deal with it.
• DrStab

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  5 years ago

  You are a fascinating woman, Waffle. That is all.
• Assmanjoe

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  5 years ago

  i think you should bring @heaving along as producer. id tune in either way though, let us know when its up and running
• Uprightcitizen

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  5 years ago

  What really does tip out really mean and can I count on that bouncer to help me out when I am in trouble.
• Uprightcitizen

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  5 years ago

  How to deal with the girls who try to steal my customers.
• Papi_Chulo

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  5 years ago

  + you can't be shy and afraid/un-confident about approaching custies + you need to develop a thick-skin + get used to rejection (it's part of every sales job) + don't think being cute is enough and that custies are gonna just give your their $$$ just to talk to you and be w/ you b/c you're cute - custies have expectations and custies also have options in the club - custies are not gonna kiss your ass like a guy in the real world would that wants to get w/ you - if it's a contact club and you don't wanna be touched then don't expect or complain if you don't make $$$
• PinkSugarDoll

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  5 years ago

  I read these imagining if we replace the word “club” with the word “Target,” as in, we are giving advice to someone newly working at Target instead of the SC. CONSIDERABLY funnier. 👍🏼 Also, surprisingly somewhat interchangeable 🤔🤔
• DenimChicken

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  5 years ago

  Holy shit PSD; thinking of this as advice for new Target employees is fucking brilliant! some of my favorites in that context > Finding a good balance between partying and being sensible. They go HARD at Target. But look, you are still wearing the red shirt. Represent the brand out there on the floor > What really does tip out really mean and can I count on that bouncer to help me out when I am in trouble. Gotta fucking tip the manager of the in-store Pizza Hut Express > The top earners in the club will take money from every guy they meet even if it's just $20 here or there. Some cashiers can HUSTLE
• Lovelyeast

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  5 years ago

  I agree @nicespice I have worked in some clubs that was said to be top notch but it wasn’t for me. My advice is men should be far down on your list cause they will get in the way. Remember you are a business no matter what society says You should be working a minimum of 4 days a week, if this is your only source of income School ain’t for everyone but learning is. Read a book Expensive items are treats not a lifestyle FUPA is for old women. Hit the gym.
• Lovelyeast

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  5 years ago

  Perhaps it’s best you base your argument on what I say ver betem and not on ya hang ups. That way we could all bypass the apology you give for you Ass-umptions
• gSteph

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  5 years ago

  Uncool, desertscrubass
• Lovelyeast

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  5 years ago

  Don’t worry you didn’t offend me because you went totally off track on what I was saying. I’m actually looking at you sideways 🤨
• Papi_Chulo

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  5 years ago

  Don't be scared of erections they don't bite 😄
• vajmon

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  5 years ago

  Tips for "Baby Strippers": 1. Douche a lot. Nobody likes a shhtinky pussy! 2. Use baby wipes after you take a dump. Custies don't like skid marks on their pants. 3. Don't be a bitch like Waffle.
• MackTruck

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  5 years ago

  Tips for "vajmon": 1. Douche a lot. Nobody likes a shhtinky pussy! 2. Use baby wipes after you take a dump. Dancers don't like skid marks on their pants. 3. Don't be a bitch like vajmon.
• jacej

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  5 years ago

  How about - how to give a lap dance? There are tutorials on the Internet, and even on YouTube, but they aren't really that good as they don't break it down usually. Reya Sunshine does a decent tutorial that's very step-by-step. [view link] However, her style (at least in the video) to me is too much contact-release, contact-release. I've gotten dances from baby strippers, and for the most part, they're not that good. They are usually very one dimensional, and can be more bouncy than sensual. Guys like lots of continuous contact and variety - but mainly constant contact. And not contact of the jackhammer variety - that's just for porn.
• IceyLoco

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  4 years ago

  Strippers aren't going to get advise on those things on YouTube. They'll learn from others at the club. Some of you are mistaking dancers for hookers.
• IceyLoco

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  4 years ago

  Also bharlem and waffle pussy lips posts sound retarded
• Call.Me.Ishmael

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  4 years ago

  I'm not sure that desertscrub read MackTruck's post very carefully.
• Electronman

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  4 years ago

  Lots of potential topics: Business 101 for saleswomen: Subtitled, not every customer is a naive whale How to maximize your revenue: subtitled, 0 dances x $500 per dance is still zero dollars How to bend the rules at non-extras clubs Sales techniques: A little touch, in the right place, will seal the deal Personal hygiene Lots more! Good luck with your project.