What Do You Wish You'd Known As a Baby Stripper?
wiffle shwaffle
For me, personally, I wish somebody had gone over ordinances, how to find them, read and interpret them, and what it means if you are ticketed.
I'm creating a YouTube channel that's going to have a series about dancing. But it's more about educating rather than showing off money, things I buy, etc.
Dealing with difficult customers in VIP is another idea. And also the differences between independent contractors and employed dancers. Taxes and tracking finances, also. So there are a few episode ideas I already have.
I'm open to suggestions for other ideas as well.
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How to pick a good club. Specifically, “how to pick a good club for somebody who knows what they want in a club. Because just because a place is prestigious or has high income potential, or gets hyped online, doesn’t mean one will like a place.
How to discern when a dancer is likely telling the truth or full of shit when she’s talking about a club or customers or money.
Finding a good balance between partying and being sensible.
How to resist any form of boundary pushing and not let it affect you.
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+ you need to develop a thick-skin
+ get used to rejection (it's part of every sales job)
+ don't think being cute is enough and that custies are gonna just give your their $$$ just to talk to you and be w/ you b/c you're cute - custies have expectations and custies also have options in the club - custies are not gonna kiss your ass like a guy in the real world would that wants to get w/ you - if it's a contact club and you don't wanna be touched then don't expect or complain if you don't make $$$
some of my favorites in that context
> Finding a good balance between partying and being sensible.
They go HARD at Target. But look, you are still wearing the red shirt. Represent the brand out there on the floor
> What really does tip out really mean and can I count on that bouncer to help me out when I am in trouble.
Gotta fucking tip the manager of the in-store Pizza Hut Express
> The top earners in the club will take money from every guy they meet even if it's just $20 here or there.
Some cashiers can HUSTLE
My advice is men should be far down on your list cause they will get in the way.
Remember you are a business no matter what society says
You should be working a minimum of 4 days a week, if this is your only source of income
School ain’t for everyone but learning is. Read a book
Expensive items are treats not a lifestyle
FUPA is for old women. Hit the gym.
Don’t worry you didn’t offend me because you went totally off track on what I was saying. I’m actually looking at you sideways 🤨
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1. Douche a lot. Nobody likes a shhtinky pussy!
2. Use baby wipes after you take a dump. Custies don't like skid marks on their pants.
3. Don't be a bitch like Waffle.
1. Douche a lot. Nobody likes a shhtinky pussy!
2. Use baby wipes after you take a dump. Dancers don't like skid marks on their pants.
3. Don't be a bitch like vajmon.
Some of you are mistaking dancers for hookers.
Business 101 for saleswomen: Subtitled, not every customer is a naive whale
How to maximize your revenue: subtitled, 0 dances x $500 per dance is still zero dollars
How to bend the rules at non-extras clubs
Sales techniques: A little touch, in the right place, will seal the deal
Personal hygiene
Lots more! Good luck with your project.