Comments by Assmanjoe (page 3)

Slow jam is always my preference but is usually only possible at a decent price when the place is damn near dead and most dancers have no choice but to just relax a little. When the place starts bumpin so does the hustle and dollar parade so wham-bams the better option, if thats what youre looking for. In nj thats been my experience at least. The only way youll get the true slow jam experience is in a club with no dollar parade, kills the vibe every fucking time. Rare in ny/nj area but Hott 22 comes to mind...

Its not the flu. Its not ebola. Its not as deadly as either but it is NEW to science, so obviously there is no cure/vaccine, it is highly contagious and it has killed almost a hundred people. Thats why people are freaking out, because it spawned out of some freakshow live animal market with no warning. Its very similar to SARS, which was kind of a dud as far as pandemics go. Chinas gotten much better at disease control (and population control thanks to dystopian-style surveillance network) since then, mostly because of their experience with SARS. My moneys on this one being a dud, too. Throughout history humanitys averaged about one pandemic per century and the last one was 1918 spanish flu so we are definitely due.

Looks can be deceiving regarding these situations - just because a dudes not literally throwing money at her or getting lds every ten minutes doesnt mean hes not spending or wont. Im lowkey with my spending as far as showing off but over the course of an average visit i drop some dough, its just mostly out of sight. Ive never made it rain on a dancer and prob never will, not my style, but usually wind up locking a girl down regardless. the dancers know whats going on and good for them better than the customers do lol 100%

^ that last point by dolfan is an excellent one for newbs working on/nervous about their text game. “Thanks i had a lot of fun, lets do it again”. Thats all you need. As ive had it put to me so succinctly by a dancer and proud businesswoman “its business papi, just business. I no want you to get the confusion.” the texting is all part of the same game but that quote applies to basically everything discussed on tuscl. she really hit the nail on the head.

Depends. If i want to see her continuously and both are happy with arrangement It will be a back and forth couple times a week. If i dont see her for awhile, say over a month (due to scheduling, money, whatever) then it stops pretty quickly. For whatever reason strippers tend to volunteer their numbers to me. Happens pretty often to me, im not sure why. Currently have a nice thing going with new fave and its pretty regular texting - couple times a week with pictures. But if i dont see her for a few weeks, im sure shell forget all about me too lol tis the nature of the beast, the ole “what have you done for me lately?”

@ papi - then no for me, 2 year degree

0/3. but depends how you define “college educated” and “average income”. Have a few years yet before forty.

I can tell you montreal is not. Women seemed very natural and healthy looking there.

Op you forgot cassidy banks. Light skin biracial but one of my faves. And cherokee d’ass - she never let me down lol Ive been with a few black girls irl but not itc for some odd reason, other than lds/hjs. A lot of black women, aside from having some of the best bodies out there, have extremely warm personalities. Ive fallen for quite a few over the years because of this. Especially the west indian and west african women.

Better get in some of that PO box! wasted trip if you dont.

One of my top asses encountered recently belonged to a young egyptian beauty. Shes fair-skinned but technically african-american... is there a term for phat assed middle eastern women? They tend to be very curvy too.

Here, here! Love the pawgs. Usually go for the palgs or pabgs (phat ass Brazilians girl aka popozuda) but met a true pawg stunner over the summer who was from poland - 10 on the pawg scale. Huge, bubble ass yet firm and fit on a thick and very curvy frame. huge supple tits too and all natural. She was incredible. This was at red zebra in nj and happened to overhear the guys at the bar next to me talking about her when she was on stage: “you would never see that in vegas. You just wouldnt see her a girl built like that in a vegas club. Theyd call her fat.” Dont know how true that is but im glad i live in jersey then! kinda made me sad for her in a way. Very nice girl too.

In my experience, the psychos are usually best, regardless of their millihelens. If she has that crazy or slutty look in her eye shell prob blow your mind and your load. Fantastic ratings scale!

Lmao

She gets me hard effortlessly, keeps me hard/teases well, can hold an interesting conversation and most importantly is willing to make the dream cum true. Personally i like all natural curvy/full figured girls so that's generally my starting point. Sexy accent, slightly nerdy personality and convincing dirty talk are all big plusses too. My CF who is approaching ATF status checks all these boxes and did so immediately. She has the added bonus of being pretty hilarious, very professional (shows up on schedule, keeps her appointments, is always clean) and mentally stimulating, which is a huge turn on for me. I always have a lot of fun with her, plain and simple. Thats what its all about, really. @skibum - respectfully i have to disagree. the club cant make you blow your load, the dancer can. Of course, that just wont happen in the wrong club so i see your point but id much, much rather collect stripper baseball cards than club jerseys, to continue the analogy. you cant have sex with the laundry brother lol

#9 lmao “but with persistent yelling and an occasional beating...” lol brings back childhood memories also reminds me of a south park episode... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sdb4rNFRzU0

@ fun loving fella - thats not fair, man. I listened to the whole thing! All ten seconds of that boomhauer clip, sat through the whole thing.

Anyone interested in this topic should read “anatomy of terror” by Ali Soufan. Hes a lebanese immigrant who became an fbi agent andcwas a lead investigator on the fbis al qaeda cases due to being one of *ONLY SEVEN* people in the fbi who spoke arabic pre-9/11. He breaks down the culture and problems of the muslim world and why the region spawned so many terrorists pretty thoroughly and neutrally. They made an excellent Hulu show called “the looming tower” based off of his previous book.

Also the lollipops could be edibles. Good point anthony^, id say much more likely its a weedpop though.

Theres a colombian smokeshow who dances at a spot near me who ALWAYS has something in her mouth on stage - sometimes a lollipop (hot!) sometimes chicken wings or fries (not) usually just gum though (hot!). She wears glasses too, with the lollipop and her huge ass bouncing all over the place, blowing bubbles and shit she doesnt give a fuck...shes my fave over there lol. Maybe its a colombian thing.

^ Buzz killington over here Sounds like fun but 9000 drams?!?! What a ripoff!! then again i have no fucking clue what a drams worth sooo....9000 drams?!?! What a steal!!

i think you should bring @heaving along as producer. id tune in either way though, let us know when its up and running

^LMAO suggs @roshi - no, ive never made it past eskimo kisses :( seems kinda strange to me that the same continent that has widespread and quasi-to-fully legal prostitution doesnt allow touching in strip clubs...

my experience at XXXV club (OP) was that it felt they were nickel and diming you to death, which is kinda what papi is saying. also i was quoted like 300 for VIP there, by two different girls - thats not affordable in my book, especially with so many other clubs 5-10 mins away. Maybe they read some TUSCL reviews and smartened up and lowered their prices (yeah right ha). its been over a year since i was there, though. i would give nearby hott 22 in union an underrated label. ive had some epic times there with a mini UN of hotties for reasonable $ and staff is always friendly. some clubs prefer to fly under the radar, which suits my approach just fine. actually i think most clubs in nj prefer to fly under the radar, which is prob true in a lot of places outside of major SC cities. XXXV is on the other end of the spectrum with the giant red "XXX" sign and their billboards and valet parking and shit lol

lmao with the sopranos tour downstairs