Comments by Assmanjoe (page 4)

"dont worry the floor's not asbestos" lol

^ also highway robbery. thats double typical cost in u.s. (factoring in exchange rate). and theres some chinese madam watching? gtfoh

Sounds like my type of place but im missing something with the 3.75 for VIP...$375 is wayyyy too steep for VIP in jersey and $3.75 doesnt make any sense. Can we get an idiot-proof version? DM if necessary

Think you might be right about having better mileageduring the day here, thats been my experience too

@ k - i meant squeaky clean as far as extras. The physical club is divey but comfortable, no renovations. Ive had some pretty good lds (usually pretty clean too) there but theres a bouncer in the room and no girls have ever offered anything to me other than a straight up lapdance, which is fine as long as youre not hunting extras. Ive seen the lapdance bouncer throw a guy out of the room and scold the dancer because he thought the dude had his dick out. My girl looked genuinely shocked when i mimed in broken spanish what happened. @ k - all good man nothing to apologize for, its a sore subject for most jerseyans. They used our money but its not really for us - its for tourists to nyc. We just get to deal with the extra traffic. I still hope it succeeds though and gets ppl to explore nj who wouldnt otherwise come here. Also a place that size should have a couple hundred good paying jobs when its at full tilt and a few hundred more shitty ones. But will it be worth it?

@ nidan - not really brotha. Its a decent club with really hot dancers but is squeaky clean. its just really convenient for me and is a laid back atmosphere where you can get some nice brazilian booty in your face for a buck. @ papi - very timely article, thanks. And eerily similar with the hotel/apartments attached to the club. Fucked up tactics by the cops but typical if a town wants a club gone. @ cashman - hopefully youre right. Bound brook might be small enough and corrupt enough to buy influence if the owners dont want to sell. As for american dream, well see. Only took em twenty fucking years to build it so it better turn a profit but your points well taken. They invented the demand so connected developers could play around with public money.

Broiclub with indians all the time. Not willingly, theyre just always at the club, always. i prob do know him.

Theres apartments above and next to the club and its basically in the train station parking lot lol its a strange set up. im thinking if the land gets pricey enough theyll sell and knock the whole block down but itsafully inhabited apartmentbuildingon top ofthe club, decentbuilding too.

Well dyont cha kneoww, fella come over to me in the baar just yesterday -streange lookin little fella- askin “jeez im goin crazy down by that lake, where can a fella get some action around here?” I said to em “well what kinda action do ya mean?” He geoes - strange little fella - “what the fuck kinda action do ya think i mean!?! Lady action!”

Didnt know “east indian” was an ethnic group lol. Lighten up dude, its a strip club...(forum)

Yeah dude philly accent can be pretty brutal lol Can be a bonerkiller but can also be cute if the girls hot and its not over the top. Havent been beyond the eastern seaboard too much but i like the new orleans accent, southern in general is pleasant but new orleans is just a little funkier. Favorite accents are colombian or italian though, make you fall in love real quick.

2013. Union, New Jersey. I "hit it off" with a gorgeous west indian girl at Hott 22 on a very quiet sunday night. the place was empty and we got very comfortable with each other ITC but no FS. At this point in my PL career I had done fs ITC a couple times and gotten a few strippers numbers but never followed through with an OTC. That was a whole 'nother realm shrouded in foggy mystery that I wasnt "cool enough" for. This was also many years before I discovered TUSCL. But this girl was so chill and so hot that I finally said "WTF bro? text her and see what happens" genuinely not knowing if she wanted a regular date or a p2p scenario. After further discussion the agreed upon approach was to just meet for a drink and "see what happens". It was basically framed as a regular casual date with undertones of "will i just pay her to fuck me if i bomb?" so kind of a weird vibe. At one point it got awkward and she goes "I dont think this is going to go anywhere but we can fool around in your car for $200." Being still young and proud and feeling a little duped, like she had it planned the whole time, i declined and we went our separate ways but it was a valuable learning experience - set the parameters early and just keep it professional, much easier that way. To most people the lesson would have been "dont date strippers you dumbass" but thats why Im on TUSCL... and most people are on prozac. I headed back to the civilian dating world and a successful OTC didnt occur until last year. Like Papi says, there is an art to it and its not easy to pull off but experience is crucial. *Depending on the club* I actually prefer ITC "fuck and flee" LOL since I find you usually wont have the same energy/vibe/connection/whatever when meeting outside of the club. Granted ive only done it a couple times, but thats been my experience.

Valerie kay good choice. One of the alltime great asses in porn. enjoy. I would prob cover up

Show n tel in philly used to have rooms in the back where you could get a show. It was like stepping into the exam room at your doctors office - eerily similar set up, with the uncomfortable leathery bed/seat with the paper on it lol - except you were surrounded by dildos and a stripper fingering herself. Weirdest “VIP” ive ever seen, by a long shot. This was many years ago though.

Actually pretty easy to satisfy - asian staffed rub-n-tugs are all over the place around here. And i mean all over the fucking place. Its just extremely difficult to satisfy in the strip club. I dont understand the dearth of asian dancers either, perhaps its a cultural thing. If @nicespice came to jersey *ahem, ahem* shed prob go home with a new louis vuitton duffel bag full of our hard-earned money, supply and demand being what it is. Looks like a similar situation in many parts of the country as well.

$100 for ten minutes public dance? highway robbery

I took his “eurasian” comment to mean central asian/exsoviet bloc + mongolia. basically all the peoples/nationalities you just named.

Uzbek women are hot, they have a vibe they carry that i really like but not as asian looking as the girl i mentioned, ime. Ive never met any strippers of those nationalities either though, other than a bunch of kazakhs (who are also really hot). this girl must hsve been from native stock. Some kazaks look european/russian, i guessed she was thai and she started laughing. Very sweet girl too.

I second the sentiments of the OP - theyre so rare, theyre like snow leopards. One asian at rest a bit on 46 in nj but she sucks (not in the good way), japanese i believe. Can only think of one other who turned out to be Kazakh (looked east/southeast asian though). She had one of the prettiest faces ive ever seen on a stripper but her eurasianess dqs her. I guess these snow leopards of the strip club are much more common on the west coast, which makes sense. Its not like we dont have asians in the northeast though, quite the opposite here in jersey. Whats the deal? Nicespice?

Learning curve? More like getting beaten over the head with a learning stick...repeatedly. I used to live in a rough area of philly and there was some dude who would hide in bushes, behind garbage cans, whatever and pop out when some hipster on a bike would ride by, not realizing they just entered the hood. Hed clonk them in the face with a pipe, take all their stuff and run away. He did it like ten times - it was in the paper and on the news and shit. This dirtbag had stumbled upon a winning formula. Thats basically what these girls did - they beat his ass with the learning pipe. If the review is true that is but i dont believe it.

On the one hand canadians are very polite on the other hand the strippers were probably canadian too. Either way sounds too extreme to be true unless the guys autistic or something. $185 big mac analogy is on point. Even if its your first big mac, youre a “newb” at mcdonalds and you “dont know the rules of the drivethru” youre not gonna willingly pay that much....Unless youre some type of retarded

@shadowcat - def trumps fault. he bully-twittered the storm towards puerto rico a lá carlton fisk. @ rickdugan - That does sound like a primo opportunity. Maybe catch a damsel in distress over there. “You live on the beach? Very dangerous. Ill take one for the team and get us a hotel room a littleways inland. I dont want to see anyone get hurt”

Im late but d’errico by a huge margin. Gould need a vida guerra type to go head to head with donna. OR eva mendes, thatd be a competition

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I usually tip a dollar per drink/transaction at an sc, mandatory or not. Might do two if its a more pricey mixed drink to stay around 20%. Might do 3-5 if hot bartender lets me place tip in her cleavage. you gotta take care of the staff to get good service and intel. To paraphrase a classic gangster flick: you can get a lot further with a kind word and a dollar than you can with just a kind word