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Assmanjoe

NJ
joined Dec 2018last seen Nov 2024
visited probably 15+ clubs in NJ, NY, PA, FL, QC, Spain over 12 years

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a month ago
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domedfun
Pennsylvania
Black dancers?
On my visits sometimes one or two black girls or a darker skinned brazilian or dominican, sometimes none. Same for white girls - its usually 90% caramel latinas/brazilians here. Been here about 8 times.
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a month ago
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BroadwayJoe
New Jersey
Best Times?
Ive been here maybe 8 times, always at night, and it was always ok. Just ok. Always beautiful girls there, especially if you like curvy/thick latinas, but mileage is spotty at best and can be difficult to get LDs here at all. Never even considered VIP. I went dayshift for the first time recently - 430-630 - and was very pleasantly surprised. The lineup was same level of hotness but the girls were much more outgoing and much sluttier. It was like a different club. Def going dayshift only here from now on. It also helped that the crowd was much thinner but still plenty of girls working, at least ten dancers. Dollar parade still brutal.
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3 months ago
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Assmanjoe
NJ
Zoe Saldana's doppleganger giving VIP treatment
59 - i could have gotten the price wrong, i remembered it being $100 but $125 would be more in line with the area Rod - shook my "hand" then did a "billy joel impression" and capped it off by "crooning" for me like "frank sinatra" ie, "everything"
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5 months ago
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ReadyToMonger
Club Managers...STOP hiring Fat Hoes and tatted hoes.
a. ive noticed this too and often find myself asking myself "WHY is this chick a stripper? HOW could she possible be making any money". The job is, at its core, to be a professional hot chick. Fatter and more tatted up dancers is a trend in clubs but its also a trend in society at large - we get fatter every year and tattoos, piercings hairstyles, etc. get "edgier" every year. The strip clubs reflect this as does the mall and walmart. b. I also think that, more importantly, post-pandemic it seems most clubs are struggling to stay open and staffed so the managers probably feel like they have no choice but to hire whoevers willing to do the job just to have some warm bodies on stage. A possible solution would be physically smaller clubs - managers wouldnt feel the need to hire 15 chicks with a third of them physically questionable or worse. Put up a partition or curtain, cut the club space down 33% and just hire the best ten. I love thick and curvy women but they should be fit and healthy looking - shits gotten out of hand and now unhealthily obese young women call themselves "thicc" instead of exercising. c. Another possible solution? More cubanas! Once again thank god for the latinas...
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5 months ago
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Assmanjoe
NJ
Throwback spot with $20 LDs
@ uniquename - no, not an orgy lmao someone had the actual frank sinatra playing on the jukebox. new york, new york had the place going
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