Comments by Assmanjoe (page 2)

I Use pythagorean’s theorem AT LEAST once a week… It sounds like im joking but i work in construction and its the fastest, most accurate way to find true square for a layout. Also occasionally to do arches or a rounded wall or patio (or to figure out quantities for them) theres a few different equations you need to know, segmental arches being the trickiest. Great strip club banter too by the way 🤣 I also use proportions pretty frequently to figure out two related quantities but with incomplete information. Very useful. In the club i use a different type of proportions to find what im looking for - the waist to hip and boob to stomach ratios being key to determining a dancers tip quantity lol Anyone got an equation for this?

They put that sign up on ridgedale like three-four years ago and struggled to actually open for a looooong time, before the pandemic even. I havent been yet but it seems like they went all in for the upscale/luxury vibe-risky move for a titty bar in jersey. I think the place is run by a restaurant/hospitality group with probably no experience operating a strip club. Its sink or swim so hopefully they figure it out soon. There was, historically, a strip club in that spot. Was called double -ds and was well known and well liked in the area. So far this place seems to be neither.

MiR lol nice acronym. I was recently at a club in nj, a first visit fir me at this club, and there were at least three groups of idiots throwing money on the stage MiR style on a busy saturday night. End result? Most of the dancers ignored everyone, including those guys, while not on stage. if the aim of MiR is to get attention from the girl youre raining on, it rarely works. You are correct sir. I have seen it work before, with the dancer jumping onto a rainmakers lap immediately after the stageshow but that seems to be the exception and not the rule. Also, to me personally its disrespectful and some dancers see it that way too. Theyll take your money but if theyre getting pelted with wadded up singles theyre not going to like you extra lol Some notes on the subject: in some clubs, due to layout you cant stage tip because youre too far from the stage. In clubs with that setup say with the bar area between the stage and seats Throwing cash on stage is the only way to get the girl dancing a tip, mid-act. But if five other dudes are doing the same thing it earns you no points and shell still expect a tip once shes offstage. In my experience and observation, MiR is an expensive way to get attention from a dancer that only works maybe 10-20% of the time. Telling a dancer fresh off the stage that you liked her style or she put on a sexy show and politely asking if shes “doing dances tonight” while handing her a nice tip (10-20 will suffice) is a much cheaper option that works 70-80% of the time as long as she can hear you lol Good article, i think youre right on. I was watching these clowns throw money on the stage/at the dancers, get ignored as soon as she was done and then continue to throw money on the stage for the next girl and get ignored again and was amazed by the stupidity lol

Lol yeah i shat, stall was a fuckin mess to start with

@cheo d - That last part is important: due to “public health concerns” scs may remain closed longer than other businesses and be slower to rebound due to the inherent close personal contact involved. We may see rule changes like no or lower contact dances, sanitizer nazi dancers, etc. Also is it just me or do women, in general, seem to be taking this much harder than men? at least psychologically. Dancers are and will remain freaked for sometime, especially the ones (majority?) without health insurance. There will not be a swift return to normalcy in regions where corona is prevalent in MOST industrirs but id say especially in SCs which are entirely dependent intimate contact with strangers and disposable income. . This virus is going to be floating around the globe for probably a year or two, everyone needs to get that fucking idea in their head. Its a real deal pandemic, shits gonna stick around and likely keep popping up until we come up with a vaccine and the longer these shutdowns last and more encompassing they become, the more likely well be looking at an economic depression and not a “swift return to normalcy”. WHEN we bounce back it will be epic but it will probably be further down the road than we all want and with many changes in place. Assmanadamus prediction #1 - amazon will need anti-monopoly restrictions placed on it (demanded by ordinary americans) as they simply devour most retail during this time. brick and mortars were closed by the govt who are then saying “we will loan you money” to small businesses... so theyre forced to close and then asked to take on debt to reopen? Amazon will be unstoppable 😔

@wallanon - im good at shrugging lol when i realized i was spending too much with her i reined it in @cashman - it really was man. At one point i thought maybe she slipped me a molly or something i was having so much fun lol. I ruled that out pretty quickly afterwards though. Some of these chicks are really world class at their job.

The only time ive been what i would consider a true whale was about three months ago. Wound up spending just under $1000, which is my record for one sitting by far. I went at a slow time not expecting much and really “hit it off” with a dancer whos just my type and i had never met before. We got pretty drunk and i spent about 7 hours with her, another record for me. My whale experience got me two 15-min vip sessions with one truly epic full release the second time, me and my new favorite dancer nice and drunk (not a cheap task), literally hours of boner play and great, interesting convo, god knows how many ultra high mileage lds (7-ish?), atm fees (d’oh!) and hours worth of singles for the other dancers and bartenders. she also fed me at the end of the night (which i may have paid for too lol i was pretty drunk by then). It was a ton of money- i dont make that much - and very irresponsible on my part but you know what? Ive gone back to see her a few times since, am always able to negotiate good prices, still have a fucking blast with her, took her out for dinner and drinks once and theres now real potential for a netflix and chill scenario with my favorite stripper soooo...money well spent imo. Not about to do that again anytime soon or maybe ever but from a YOLO perspective - totally worth it. That was the best day i had had in a long, long time and for what i got, not a bad value. In a situation like that, where both parties are happy and get what they want, “being a whale” aint so bad.

Holy shit the divers are real too!!! Lmao oh man. I gotta go back to CO

Wait wait wait...casa bonitas a real place?!?!

Cool thanks for the tip spice

Can you openly smoke weed in any of these places?

@ goosman - true. do you guys not have colombians and brazilians and puerto ricans and dominicans down there? We have plenty of cubans in jersey but they are not over represented in the scs in my area. No cuban invasion to speak of in my experience. sounds like the fob dominicans have a similar approach to the cubans though. Im guessing this is related to the easing of the travel restrictions towards end of obamas term?

Ive had many tits in my face, hands on my junk and more, much more, at bikini bars. Some chicks will want a tip to take their tits out many will just pop em out for you, happens a lot. Touching/mileage can be same as nude clubs with the right girl. I dont understand the allure of spinners, im a t and lover myself so i dont know about their sluttiness levels.

@heaving - budum-cha! @icey - grlongrl is the hottest tuscl dancer ive seen on here. Dominican from philly/nj... 10! Looks all natural and truly gorgeous.

Bourbon st in parlin nj is right next door to a mcds - hop a guardrail in the parking lot and youre there. If a stripper offers to bring you back a quarter pounder that means she has a thing for you right ;) ? Wound up eating there with a couple dancers once...that was a fun meal lol

Seems to be wherever theres a lot of russian girls theres a lot of spinners. Red zebra in matawan had some spinners and bourbon st in parlin usually has a great selection of types to choose from. Neither would be considered spinner heavy though.

Op: that is probably statistically true and it is almost def statistically true in nyc, which was likely the context. Not a tactful thing to say but probably not wrong either. Bloomberg inherited stop and frisk from giuliani, same with the broken windows approach. We already see where nyc is headed without it and coupled with the new no bail system in ny state the slide backwards looks to be swift. In 1990 nyc had 3000 murders with almost a million fewer residents than now. Theyve been hovering around 500 a year for about the last decade. With the new bail reform and anti-police climate thats been tolerated and some would say supported by de blasio, crime is already rising.... just in time for bloomberg to say “i told you so” at the summer convention. Gotta look at the big picture, not a soundbite. Whats unfolding in nyc today, helps bloomberg and the arguments for tough on crime policing.

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^ last comment seems most likely, in fact id wager $20 on this outcome right now. looking like it could be an open convention and bloomberg is probably their best bet to beat trump in the general election. doubt he'd ever win through the democrat primaries outright but at an open convention? down to the wire with the pressure on? the dems might finally smarten up in that situation. or just succumb to the money as suggested. good point @gobstopper

lol you know it brotha i love big boobs too though, great avatar.

1. im pro licensed handjobs - i wanna know ahead of time that im dealing with a professional 2. OP is ridiculous - ive never heard of a sting for work like the jobs described. regulation is good to a degree and it when it comes to the mechancial systems or structural work of a building that can kill the occupants if done incorrectly, then yes enforce away but handyman shit? come on. as described here -government overreach 100%. 3. There is no testing (written or practical) or evaluation of any kind to get a license for handyman or home imrovement contracting, at least in my state which tends to be overregualted. all you need is insurance, a formed business and about $150 for the application. So even if the business IS licensed, that alone does not guarantee any type of quality, knowledge or expertise. Granted most hacks would not go through the trouble so youre generally better off with a licensed guy but it is NOT a guarantee of safe work. To me, the OP reads like a total money grab by local authorities.

pretty sure trying to finagle that situation is grounds for expulsion at basically any club ive ever been to - a literal GTFOH @Dugan - your comment got me thinking - why dont (or do any) clubs do a running clock setup where the VIP is open-ended and you pay by the minute? like stopwatch style, maybe a punch clock on the wall for the girl lol

nice! i would def get lds from her, in a heartbeat. ass'n'thighs and she moves well. id be at the tip rail in no time. and no way in hell shes fat, a little thick sure but its all in the thighs, hips and ass - actually she looks pretty fit to me. i was going to suggest to check out kristen kindle (@kktbg on IG) or @paula contento (wayyy too thick for this group lol) then i read the comments...sheesh tough crowd! try @katemoss instead.....ya needledicks

Im by no means an expert but almost every time ive done it was after one epic visit, two visits in one case. Either theyre down or theyre not is how i see it. Some of these chicks will skillfully string dudes along for years just to keep them coming back. If you want p2p you need to be clear about it. Theyre professionals and theyre going to see you as a customer so you mine as well know your role and make her an offer. Sounds like you tried to hook up with her on a dinner date and she wasnt into it, prob sol here buddy. Follow dugans advice. Oh and if youre waiting for the stars to align to pay a stripper for hotel sex... even the combined brainpower of the tuscl “otc agents” cant help you lol i mean whats your endgame here?

@ muddy - dean martin for the night lmao, what its all about brotha @ heaving - https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KvzemQPAIIo ^ one of my favorite sc songs.