Comments by ancientlurker (page 2)

Stretch goal: Ginger AND Mary Ann.

> IYKYK And IDK so IDK, YK? Google tells me it has something to do with Roblox (??).

1% extras. Always hope, often ask, but a "yes" is rare for me around here (just like my civvie dating life in decades past). Better luck traveling.

On a recent Friday night, fine weather, after 10PM - 2 dancers. Place is circling the drain.

I'm with the baffled "what's wrong with it?" crowd. I don't understand emoji (had to search online to figure out what all those ears of corn meant). For many I'd need a magnifying glass to figure out what it even is - eyeglasses aren't enough - and even then I have to find an emoji-to-English translator online. The old smile/wink/frown emoticons are my limit in the pictogram world. As you've guessed I'm a 60+ man.

Yeah, "it depends". One local opens at 2pm and there actually are dancers there, though there isn't always one on stage, and when there is, quality is iffy. Lots of hanging out with regulars. Two others open at 7pm and 8pm but there will definitely not be any dancing until 10pm - you might find a few drinking. I have had good experiences and strikeouts at that first club. The good experiences have started with seeing a dancer post her hours on Instagram, letting myself get pulled in, and deciding to see her during the slower hours.

You can guess how long ago this was - dancer had a shirt with her MySpace on it.

Slacks are preferred over jeans by dancers. As to the inside ... just get tougher :-)

#5 is definitely me. And possibly the "creepy vibe" part of #13 - you'd have to poll the dancers.

'Back in the day' the guys from the volleyball team would frequently go to the strip club afterward. All unmarried. The kind of place where it was okay if you were wearing sweaty t-shirt and sweatpants. We enjoyed drinking beer, discussing the match, planning other activities, chatting with the girls. The guys would occasionally do lap dances, but never a lot. When I went solo I would be into much longer lap dances with my CF. I always felt the dancers approached the group more often because of the other guys, closer to their own age, more fit than I. Maybe they thought the other guys were less experienced and easier to separate from their money. Maybe when solo I look scary. Bachelor party trips to the strip club were always tamer and less interesting than bachelor parties in a private location where a stripper or two was hired (even though I've only ever been to one where any sex was offered, and that was limited to oral). Also more embarrassing for the bachelor, the crap some clubs put him through on stage. I don't think you're missing anything there. The last decade or so has been solo only. Which works out fine, mostly.

The couple I've been to (US) have been pretty tame. The girls ride on their own carts in packs selling jello shots and other drinks, accepting tips, sometimes allowing naughty pictures. Saw them 3 times over the course of 18 holes. It's not like a 5 hour lap dance in the golf cart occasionally interrupted by golf! Now, in one case the ticket also included an "after party" elsewhere which was considerably higher mileage (for additional cost pay-as-you-go) but incredibly crowded. Would I do it again? Yeah, probably, I don't have much else going on in my life.

Google can't seem to find any definition of UHM that is meaningful in this context. What does it mean?

What I hate is that discordant dub stuff that seems to be designed to give people headaches and blow out speakers. I merely dislike most of what gets played in clubs, but if it gets the girl to move, fine. Every single place plays the music too loud. It would be appropriate for a concert, but not when I'm trying to talk/negotiate with a dancer. My mongering began somewhat late in life, so all the music I like had already been made before then.

My dumb ass had to look up NMCOT - Not My Cup Of Tea. You're welcome.

Tom Principato has an entire album of instrumentals called Not One Word. And another excellent track, not on that album, "Return of the Voodoo Thing". "Europa" - Santana "Soul Sacrifice" - Santana "Maggot Brain" - Funkadelic

> Stupid Texas laws are blocking PornHub. The forbidden video entices me. Sometimes I think Texas sounds like a good place to live. Then they'll go and do something like this. Or pass one of those "let's make pi equal 3" laws. Not that my state is any better. It's just disappointing that sanity doesn't exist anywhere.

> I live so far away from the strip clubs that when I go to the strip club I'm going to stay for a while! even hours! Ditto. The rideshare costs as much as several lap dances, so I gotta make the most of it. Unfortunately the girls don't show up before 10 and closing time is 2 here, so there's only so much one can do. As far as "signs", occasionally there's a certain eager look in the eye, but mostly just what others have said, observing dancer and other customers as they emerge.

I used to fold up a little money and put it in pockets of my wallet where "drunk me" wouldn't find it when buying dances - but maybe I could find it to pay the taxi after I got home. Didn't work very well.

Yakety Sax? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNBL5OMeuno :-)

From 20+ years ago Mardi Gras visit ... while checking out regular music/dance clubs I would meet women and after a little dancing a man would appear and ask if I was interested in taking the woman/women to the hotel for a little fun. It happened often enough that I figured it must be standard procedure there. I never got around to looking for a strip club. There were also two occasions where a man wanted me to go to the club restroom with him. Thanks, but no. These things haven't happened to me anywhere else.

I wouldn't want any possibility of a misunderstanding so I'd ask the bartender to break it.

"Don't slobber on me". Okay maybe not unusual but I hadn't heard it put quite that way before.

Well I guess that club is going to be trying to be extra clean for a while. Cross the border! I was there about a year ago and it was better than the other Buffalo clubs - which isn't saying much. No extra fun was offered to me.

How much for Madi Collins? Take my money!

First, no, no one should be in prison for watching a cartoon. Come on. With that out of the way, I'll say my search terms are more individually descriptive ("redhead"), situational ("bar", "crowd", "office"), or narrative ("moaning", "spanking"). Once in a very long while I might search for "Swedish" or "Brazilian" or the like.