The DC scene is a wasteland. The downtown clubs are definitely not fully nude.
I've never been but you might see nude women at the Ebony Inn just NE of the city.
Further out in the MD suburbs, there's the Showcase Theater. If I remember right they go nude on stage there and you can definitely also pay for fully nude dances. Showcase is in the middle of nowhere though, it's BYOB, and the talent is terrible.
My biggest take on DC is to save your money for when you're elsewhere, the DC scene sucks.
RonJax, Archibald's on K Street IS most definitely nude. And, I believe other club(s) such as Cloakroom may also be nude (but I can't confirm other than Archibald's, as it has been years since I've been to the others).
And, Ebony Inn is NOT nude, as Prince Georges County prohibits nudity on stage.
Techman's post is referring to a recent Archbald's review by me which contained a typo caused by a combination of fat fingers, auto-correct, and rushing to finish before SO came back into room.
I intended to write "dancers are required to get nude on stage, or will be prohibited from dancing at Archibald's".
But, RonJax's assessment that DC is a poor place for clubbing is accurate.
Is Camelot still around in DC? Last time I was there was pre-Covid, but back then the DC clubs, Camelot, Archibalds, and Good Guys were all fully nude, but strictly look but don’t touch environments.
FFS, you guys are a bunch of humorless bastards. Techman starts a perfect trolling thread with a hidden clue, leaving it for people to puzzle over until they figure it out for themselves. Nofunontheside ruins the bit because he somehow thinks it’s at his expense, and then ancientlurker and manuellabor can’t bother to read the explanation and just decide to bitch. That about sums it up.
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