Amazing stripper repartee -- dumbest ever?
Book Guy
A few weeks ago, at a neighborhood-style strip club, on a weekday night. One of the medium-attractive women approaches me, we sit near each other at the bar and speak intermittently. I think I recall telling her I worked as a professor. I had mentioned that the club did not have a lot of people attending at the time. Among her replies was one which took me several minutes to genuinely process.
"So," she said something like, "Isn't this like that funny sit-com?" I asked which one. "You know, where they are all alone on an island and laughing all the time. Giggle Island. I'm Skipper, you're the Professor." I asked her to repeat herself. She stated clearly, "Giggle-y Island." The word "giggle" (to laugh) plus the adverbial suffix ("-ly").
I told her I couldn't hear her. I really couldn't come up with anything else to say. I mean, surely, but ... really? Dumbest ever? Or hoaxing me?
"So," she said something like, "Isn't this like that funny sit-com?" I asked which one. "You know, where they are all alone on an island and laughing all the time. Giggle Island. I'm Skipper, you're the Professor." I asked her to repeat herself. She stated clearly, "Giggle-y Island." The word "giggle" (to laugh) plus the adverbial suffix ("-ly").
I told her I couldn't hear her. I really couldn't come up with anything else to say. I mean, surely, but ... really? Dumbest ever? Or hoaxing me?
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last commentI've had a couple of dancers ask me about aging pop-culture references used by their decades-older regulars. The only one that stands out as humorous is the time a dancer asked me if "I'm Loving Lucy" was vintage porn.
Anyhoo…I’m sure you can see where I’m going with this Book Ape…given that you are a professor, are you also a criminal mastermind? Because it sure seems like graduate schools have trouble screening out supervillains like Profs Moriarty, Octavias, and Calamitous.
Inquiring lions want to know. ROAR!!!
She was ready and you fumbled the bag.
First, why is it that the professor can use coconuts and palm trees to construct a movie studio and cheer Ginger up by giving her a screen test but he can’t make a frickin’ raft?
Second, given that the professor constructed a movie studio, did he ever use it to film a porno? Maybe Ginger and Mary Ann lezing out or perhaps an orgy. I’m getting bored with the show and the professor’s inability to make a frickin’ raft, so don’t worry about spoilers. I’ll just jump ahead to the porno part of the show.
Finally, is this fiction or a documentary?
Inquiring lions want to know. ROAR!!!
She was probably sifting the very deepest depths of her "old dude" knowledge to find a fact about a 1960s sit com that you might relate to, It's semi amazing she even knows about this.
I think of all the people here in the PNW speaking "Salish" languages today. With all the displacement, relocation, education programs, lack of written records, I bet the shit they're saying to each other would be barely intelligible to a pre-settler era native.
"Wait, you're a fan of the Twilight Zone? You seem too young to even know what that is."
"Yeah, I just love vampires!"
I didn't want to explain that The Twilight Zone and Twilight are very different things, so I just smiled and went with it.
Also, given that Book Ape is apparently a professor, he should tell us whether he has ever made a porno studio out of coconuts, palm fronds, and whatever the fuck else one might find on Gilligan’s island. Inquiring lions want to know! And the rest of y’all should wanna know too. ROAR!!!
With age comes wisdom.
She isn't a viable third option. In her prime, the best photos I could find, she was not a good option.
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For the record, MaryAnne, Dave.