Stripper Business Cards

I finished up getting private dances with a spinner and went back to my table. She followed me out of the dance area about thirty seconds later and put a glossy color card in front of me on my table. I didn’t really look at it and just assumed it was a free admission pass. In the past, it was common for dancers to give spenders free entrance passes so they would return and seek that particular dancer out for more sessions. It wasn’t until about three stage rotations later that I actually looked at the 3.5” by 2” card.

One side had a portrait of the spinner in a thong bikini and a QR code for her OnlyFools account. The opposite side had a scene of her doing a pole trick and two QR codes: one for Cashapp and one for Venmo. I had never seen dancers handing out business cards trying to hustle for “outside the club” tips. I am a dinosaur who doesn’t have an account with any of these services or apps, so I just threw the business card in the trash.

From one small business owner to another, I can respect this dancer’s hustle; it took time and money to design and have these business cards printed up. But if other strip club patrons are like me, it has no place in my Rolodex. Has anyone seen something like this before?