What pants do you wear if you get a lot of LDs?
Last week I got VIP. The dancer was energetic and rough with her grinding which I like, but.... I had on jeans. My dick was SORE for like a week guys. So much abrasion from the jeans that I actually got a small blister.What do you wear other than jeans to the club?
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I wear normal pants and underwear on the very rare occasions I’m in a strip club with friends and not flying solo.
This is all you need to say. Its works all the time 60% of the time.
Like an oil rigger yells “Blowout!” and “She’s a gusher!”
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Had a fave who was super-paranoid about doing FS in VIP, so she insisted on doing me with my dick sticking out from my open fly. After getting up in the morning a couple times and noticing that the zipper had sawed a red line on my little friend, we made adjustments. Thankfully, that flesh heals about as quickly as a bite on the tongue.
Wait, what? WiseToo, can you explain that?
I’ll see WiseApe’s “trick fly” and do him one better. Just take your pants off and if the bouncer gives you shit just say “Imma gettin’ my BSLC sucked right now….so leave us alone or Imma go all wildebeest on your ass.” Works every time for this badass lion. ROAR!!!
Btw, there's a demo who can wear shorts to a club and look good, and it isn't the middle aged to old white guy demo. Have some self respect and wear long pants. And not "dress pants" like you're going to a meeting or coming from a funeral.
Maybe it bears stating the obvious: flip flops are just no good, period, anywhere that's not your house.
How are you distinguishing an "adult bar" from all other bars?
Some choices are not club-determined. For example, typical blue jeans are a bad choice generally, regardless of the club. They're much too thick and bulky for the patron's enjoyment and they're much too rough and abrasive for the dancer. Men in jeans at strip clubs are men who don't regularly go to strip clubs.
Other choices are more club-dependent. People insisting on one type of shorts or pants may be offering advice that is only good in some clubs but totally rejected by other clubs or other dancers. Thin "basketball shorts" can be excellent or can be idiotic, depending on the club. Places with a dress code or where dancers hold themselves out to be "classy" will frown on that type of dress because it looks like you are there for a handjob. Even if you ARE there for a handjob, well, some dancers and clubs will still prefer that you not LOOK like you're there for a handjob. Similarly, sweatpants and workout-gear can also go awry, depending on the club. I have a pair of "parachute pants" that do very well in some venues but are out of place in other venues. So, this whole oeuvre of basketball shorts type clothing is OK in some places and not OK in other places.
For casual but dressy, if you're rejecting the basketball-shorts oeuvre, I recommend (see post above) Haggar brand Cool 18 slacks. They look dressy, have a permanent crease and cuff, are machine-washable and easy to dry on permanent-press cycle, have button-closed back pockets for adequate security, have a smooth plastic non-abrasive non-intrusive front zipper and plastic button-top, and -- most important -- are rather thin and extremely soft to the touch. Dancers do not complain, and my willy does not complain.
Finally ... @5footguy "If you are capable of jizzing in your pants from a LD, there's zero chance your dick has felt the walls of a vagina in the past 3 years." You're obviously an amateur.
Mmmm-no. I go pretty regularly, to say the least, and jeans are all I wear. Never had a dancer complain and they don’t interfere with my fun. Wear whatever you want that’s consistent with the dress code, if the club has one.
But I do recommend that you not wear jeans. Those of you who are strip-club-experienced and still in blue jeans, I suggest you give the Cool 18s (or similar) a try! :)
At jizzing in my pants, yes. In fact, I will never be pro at that or even play a game in the LDK league. I only deposit loads inside or onto a female, *not* onto myself.